Kyle Pallo #40 Nummy, nummy in my tummy, I never ask for anyone's money

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All of his Boomer stans act like he's a young child. With all the "aww" and giving him advice like they'd give to a young child/toddler. It's so weird.

Plus all the begging for Casey to marry him or him to marry Casey and saying how they are so perfect and amazing together. :sick: šŸ¤® Especially the ones who say how Casey is such an old-fashioned, "proper" girl who "knows how to treat her man."
It is odd considering their generation of "work your way up/pull yourself up by the boot straps/time to lean time to clean" mentality. How do they not see he has the work ethic of a retired kindergartener?
 
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All of his Boomer stans act like he's a young child. With all the "aww" and giving him advice like they'd give to a young child/toddler. It's so weird.

Plus all the begging for Casey to marry him or him to marry Casey and saying how they are so perfect and amazing together. :sick: šŸ¤® Especially the ones who say how Casey is such an old-fashioned, "proper" girl who "knows how to treat her man."
Sad that these people think this relationship is real and soul mates. There is NO intimacy at all and he treats her like a guy friend with the high fiving and the touching and arm around the shoulder. There is nothing deep about this relationship and it shows. At this stage you would think they would be all over each other and honestly after 30 + years of marriage, we are more "into" each other after all this time and that first year with no kids and really no responsibilities it was all about us and we acted more like bf/gf and not friends.
 
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All of his Boomer stans act like he's a young child. With all the "aww" and giving him advice like they'd give to a young child/toddler. It's so weird.

Plus all the begging for Casey to marry him or him to marry Casey and saying how they are so perfect and amazing together. :sick: šŸ¤® Especially the ones who say how Casey is such an old-fashioned, "proper" girl who "knows how to treat her man."
He IS a very ignorant and, in many ways, stupid little man. Still, much of that manic and out of control behavior is an act (much is indeed who he is, a mentally and emotionally challenged imbecile. That's undeniable.) for his 'fans' and they eat it up:
"Excited Kyle is the best Kyle."
"Silly Kyle. so excited with you."
"love seeing you so excited"
"reminds me of our children when we moved into our first house"
"Caseycastle is a keeper Kyle. Loving the shopping."

It's stomach churning inanity and banality. But THAT'S the majority of his followers.

The old ladies, the mother hens, especially love that. It's as though they remember their children, little brothers and so forth, and they always respond with, "Oh, I remember when ...." So he is that for those foolish people. He provides them the excuse to reminisce and they tell their little stories he ignores. šŸ‘¦ To them he's an excited little boy, not the 30 year old grifting liar and shameless taker he is in reality.

For many others, sycophantic fantasy dwellers and likeminded dolts, Kyle is the clown they saw at the circus when they were children (and he, of course has the background and upbringing that gives him a leg up there in old DADx3 Clown Jer.) šŸ¤”

In the end, he's the little monkey brought out at the zoo to entertain the children. The children clap and giggle: "Silly monkey. I just love the silly monkey." šŸ’
 
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How old is Casey? I am assuming mid to late 20s. I chalk up a lot of her behavior and willingness to put up with this man child to just overall lack of life experience. She probably is so woo-ed by the thought of having a ā€œrich, famous, and successful star of a boyfriendā€ that itā€™s clouding her actual rational and common sense. Sheā€™s not thinking about the red flags and how things arenā€™t adding up. If heā€™s making sooooo much money, why did he live so long with JoJo, why did his $750k house fall through, why did he buy an 11 year old used car, why does he rely on her discounts, why does he complain about $6 dumplings, why did his credit card get declined on a $19 pearl purchase... and so forth and so on? It doesnā€™t add up. She probably just has selective attention for some of these things or just believes his excuses (seller b mean). Maybe she does question things, but then when things happen like he gets his ā€œown placeā€, she probably is just like ā€œOh, he definitely has money because how could he afford his own place if he didnā€™tā€ while being oblivious that his parents are most likely footing some of the bill.

Also, what the duck did he buy for $800?? I mean yeah, things he got were overpriced, but from what I could see, he didnā€™t even get basic things like, oh, you know, DISHES, GLASSES, AND UTENSILS! Then again, we all know our boy is too good for grocery shopping, too helpless for cooking, and just gets all his food Door Dashed.. you donā€™t need plates and silverware when youā€™re eating out of boxes with plastic forks. His spending is not sustainable and heā€™s in for a rude awakening and is going to have to severely cut back. The sad part is that his parents are always going to bail him out no matter what and heā€™s never going to be slapped in the face with reality. Sometimes you need to give your spoiled kids a wake up call.
 
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You should let her pick out everything because
she'll probably be paying for most if not all of it
unless your poor ol' weathered Mom and ScissorSister
pony up some money.
WTF were you doing in Target. You're a Restoration
Hardware kinda' guy, remember Squirt?šŸ˜‚
Daily šŸ’© Dump still ratio'd out your fat ass. SAD

I Let My Girlfriend Pick Out EVERYTHING
For My Apartment! She Bought A LOT!

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Kyle Pallo

186K subscribers
(*JoJo at 1,320,000 subscribers.
No wonder when JoJo's 1mil
YouTube plaque arrived, Pallo
panicked and had to get away.)

Killin' it!
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šŸ‘2.4K ___ šŸ‘Ž3.2K
 
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How old is Casey? I am assuming mid to late 20s. I chalk up a lot of her behavior and willingness to put up with this man child to just overall lack of life experience. She probably is so woo-ed by the thought of having a ā€œrich, famous, and successful star of a boyfriendā€ that itā€™s clouding her actual rational and common sense. Sheā€™s not thinking about the red flags and how things arenā€™t adding up. If heā€™s making sooooo much money, why did he live so long with JoJo, why did his $750k house fall through, why did he buy an 11 year old used car, why does he rely on her discounts, why does he complain about $6 dumplings, why did his credit card get declined on a $19 pearl purchase... and so forth and so on? It doesnā€™t add up. She probably just has selective attention for some of these things or just believes his excuses (seller b mean). Maybe she does question things, but then when things happen like he gets his ā€œown placeā€, she probably is just like ā€œOh, he definitely has money because how could he afford his own place if he didnā€™tā€ while being oblivious that his parents are most likely footing some of the bill.

Also, what the duck did he buy for $800?? I mean yeah, things he got were overpriced, but from what I could see, he didnā€™t even get basic things like, oh, you know, DISHES, GLASSES, AND UTENSILS! Then again, we all know our boy is too good for grocery shopping, too helpless for cooking, and just gets all his food Door Dashed.. you donā€™t need plates and silverware when youā€™re eating out of boxes with plastic forks. His spending is not sustainable and heā€™s in for a rude awakening and is going to have to severely cut back. The sad part is that his parents are always going to bail him out no matter what and heā€™s never going to be slapped in the face with reality. Sometimes you need to give your spoiled kids a wake up call.
She is 26 years old, college graduate. Too old to fall for some of these things.

That is EXACTLY what I said when he said how much he paid. Unless those pots and pans were like $400, $500, I don't see anything in that pile that would cost that much.
 
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He's headed "...back inside" Disney World today. Riveting. Never seen that before, huh?
Eating .... Slinky Dog Dash..... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' and some concrete and grass. Pinch me! Am I dreaming?

Get your requests in early for the "...anything lifestyle videos" šŸ˜¬ upcoming. Perhaps a trip to Target / Walmart / Big Lots / Dollar Store while he acts like a fool and she does eyerolls and the 'fans' respond: "Silly Kyle and Casey are the best."

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How about this, Squirt:
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You try it. I'd watch the tit outta that. šŸ˜‚
 
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All of his Boomer stans act like he's a young child. With all the "aww" and giving him advice like they'd give to a young child/toddler. It's so weird.

Plus all the begging for Casey to marry him or him to marry Casey and saying how they are so perfect and amazing together. :sick: šŸ¤® Especially the ones who say how Casey is such an old-fashioned, "proper" girl who "knows how to treat her man."
Just wait until the Apartment Telethon... er, I mean the livestream and superchat... coming up. The dopes will be out in droves throwing their money away.
 
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How did he pay $800 for all that stuff yesterday too? Did he have the cash or did mommy send Casey money and tell her to get him what he needs? They do not seem like a couple whatsoever to me and I am around couples who are new and ones that have 20, 30 years under their belts and there is so much more chemistry and attraction than these 2 that are only together a year. He seems much more attracted to Lora. When is the last time you saw him chase Casey around like he did Lora on his bday at the park?
Guess that's why he announced his live stream grift-a-thon from his apartment in a few days. Somehow he feels that doing these lifestyle vlogs from his new apartment will be a fresh start and revive his channel. He likely sees the $800 as an "investment" which he hopes he'll make back in the grift-a-thon.
 
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So, today at Vero Beach, Kylie gets up, walks down to the beach, goes back to the room to get the Doormat and they walk to breakfast:
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It's been a TIRING morning??????

This is one reason this half wit will never be able to hold down a real job.
 
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Oh look, yet another day NOT at Universal. šŸ˜‚šŸ”
I'm actually beginning to think he really did screw the pooch by blatantly, flagrantly breaking Universal's rules against filming the Minions' ride test and they may have banned his fat ass.
HHN will confirm it if he doesn't attend or makes some excuse that "...had to turn down 3 invitations." šŸ˜‚

It would make my day to know he tried to reenter and was met by security, trespassed and he was escorted out of the park. šŸ˜‚

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Just wait until the Apartment Telethon... er, I mean the livestream and superchat... coming up. The dopes will be out in droves throwing their money away.
I'm sure he'll have Superchats turned off, because, as Farida explained, he never asks for...

No, I can't even finish that sentence.
 
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Kyle says "Look at this pressed penny machine. And look at this, it's a really big one"

Doormat "That's a quarter machine, Kyle"

You couldn't make this tit up.
 
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We tried to follow along with his manic buying charade at RH but got lost in the verbal diarrhea. Did he buy anything or just complain about it?
 
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But Kyle, isn't the terrible gas mileage (and the requirement that you use high test gas) the price you pay for haiving such a sexy car.

I'm pretty sure you've told us we all b hatin' because we don't drive 12 year old Beemers.
 
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