Wait a freakin' second! Is that his wallet on display in the middle there? What kind of person would slap their wallet down on the middle of the surface their eating on??! Big boy MUST have paid for dinner. 
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"....her mouth melting."
"....licking her chops."
Aside from the mentally challenged idiot's unlettered and near indecipherable word salad (the only salad he's ever had
), that description sounds like a little stable boy who's just brought a bale of fresh hay for a mare to eat and is describing the act. Great food reviewer, huh? And the description, now that I think of it, fits pretty well. "We're putting the food bag on the old mare."
Further, imagine being seated anywhere near those two hayseed white trash rubes, both with their damned camera's out, blabbering away and filming the food they're eating. Just a sickening sight.
Here's OUR bill:
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I'm 58 and would not wear those hideous shoes.
Mommy could have got him these at Marshall's for a fraction of the cost Cole Haan
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I mentioned earlier they look like something my 67 year old father would buy. The horse-bit buckle and the loafer.
I got a pair of Gucci loafers for a b'day present a couple of years ago in black. No way would I have worn those. The horse-bit buckle alone
screams senior citizen (or mob guy
) and I gave those to my dad. He love them, btw. I think these look more current for Dress Shoes and it incorporates the Horse bit and at a fraction of the cost. Cole HaanI mentioned earlier they look like something my 67 year old father would buy. The horse-bit buckle and the loafer.
I got a pair of Gucci loafers for a b'day present a couple of years ago in black. No way would I have worn those. The horse-bit buckle alone
screams senior citizen (or mob guy
Reasons like at 13:54 is why I will get immense joy out of trolling him in person when he’s getting shopping carts in the target parking lot. It will all be on camera of course I also have have a feeling his tattle threads will still continue even after complete channel collapse and it’s absolutely hilarious to think about he actually thought he would become a famous YouTube celebrity lmfao
Kyle you’re overdue for a nature walk vlog
those are the funniest vlogs Kyle did you already figure out who you will blame for your channel collapse? Do narcissists plan anything in advance or do they just wing it each and every single day
Predictions on channel collapse blame:
Blame on Casey if she leaves him
Blame on jojo for any reason
Blame on dis or uo for stopping the grift
Blame on Stan’s for not sending more money
Blame on the algorithm for shadow banning
Blame on the haters for a job well done
But it will never be because of himself.
Enjoy the grift while it lasts because you have about 3-5 months left small fry 🤏
Side note I’m now changing lmfao to 13:54 Calling on all covert tattlers in the parks and in Orlando to shout 13:54 or tattle life in the background when he’s vlogging.
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I also have have a feeling his tattle threads will still continue even after complete channel collapse and it’s absolutely hilarious to think about he actually thought he would become a famous YouTube celebrity lmfao Kyle you’re overdue for a nature walk vlog
those are the funniest vlogs Kyle did you already figure out who you will blame for your channel collapse? Do narcissists plan anything in advance or do they just wing it each and every single dayPredictions on channel collapse blame:
Blame on Casey if she leaves him
Blame on jojo for any reason
Blame on dis or uo for stopping the grift
Blame on Stan’s for not sending more money
Blame on the algorithm for shadow banning
Blame on the haters for a job well done
But it will never be because of himself.
Enjoy the grift while it lasts because you have about 3-5 months left small fry 🤏
Side note I’m now changing lmfao to 13:54 Calling on all covert tattlers in the parks and in Orlando to shout 13:54 or tattle life in the background when he’s vlogging.
13:54
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As SnapChet so aptly phrased it: "
NO originality. NO creativity. NO real content.
In summary: Same tit Different Day!
I tried, but once again could not sit through more than two minutes of his same old crap. Watched JoJo's instead. While I am not a fan of JoJo either, at least his content is different every day. JoJo is in the Middle East, and Kyle is in the Middle of Florida - from where he is very afraid to venture out! Can you imagine PayLow in Dubai, or anywhere in the UAE for that matter? Even with banker mommy, clown daddy, Farlexa and a couple of his beards, there is no way KP could handle it. Look at all the international places JoJo has been to this year- Paris, Tokyo, Greece, Dubai, etc. and compare that with all the places KP has visited - Coco Cay, Nassau, Cozumel and let's not forget - the DR! No surprise that JoJo told KP that he "was going his own way." Let's not forget that JoJo even has friends to do all these things with him - while KP can't even keep one real friend.
NO originality. NO creativity. NO real content.
In summary: Same tit Different Day!
I tried, but once again could not sit through more than two minutes of his same old crap. Watched JoJo's instead. While I am not a fan of JoJo either, at least his content is different every day. JoJo is in the Middle East, and Kyle is in the Middle of Florida - from where he is very afraid to venture out! Can you imagine PayLow in Dubai, or anywhere in the UAE for that matter? Even with banker mommy, clown daddy, Farlexa and a couple of his beards, there is no way KP could handle it. Look at all the international places JoJo has been to this year- Paris, Tokyo, Greece, Dubai, etc. and compare that with all the places KP has visited - Coco Cay, Nassau, Cozumel and let's not forget - the DR! No surprise that JoJo told KP that he "was going his own way." Let's not forget that JoJo even has friends to do all these things with him - while KP can't even keep one real friend.
looks like a little person body too 13:54
I bet Paulie Walnuts would have loved them.I mentioned earlier they look like something my 67 year old father would buy. The horse-bit buckle and the loafer.
I got a pair of Gucci loafers for a b'day present a couple of years ago in black. No way would I have worn those. The horse-bit buckle alone
screams senior citizen (or mob guy
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NO real effort.
"Fritters, fruits, something... whatever."
Why bother to spend a second looking at how to properly pronounce stuff or accurately describe things? I guess Pallo will tell you it's part of his "art."
Kyle should film a vlog where he gets lost in the Pine Barrens and has to survive off of ketchup packets. Is that nummy?I bet Paulie Walnuts would have loved them.
Jesus, what does this nobody need with $775 worth of footwear & where exactly is he wearing them? They're his "cruise shoes", but he doesn't have another trip booked until next year. Fact of the matter is, those things are going to collect more dust in his closet than steps on the actual pavement
What the F is going on with that tan line? I mean, how is it even possible?
Plus, those shoes are hideous.
Hopefully Casey dumps his ass by the time he goes on another cruise. Telling her that his new shoes were a surprise for her is a whole new low even for Kyle.
#justice-for-casey-and-the-hurricane-bunny
Closet? Not until Kyle gets his “pristine” “solo” apartment.
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