KP's Endymion Extravaganza vlog mercifully didn't include another shower scene (just a quick flash of chest), but I thought some of his words and actions were rather revealing:
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My gosh, they're like a foot taller than me."
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If you guys were wondering how tall 6'8" is, there it is."
I've been 6'5" since I was 14 years old, so I'm all too familiar with this particular... let's say preoccupation. I get the sense sometimes that some short(er) guys mistakenly assume that tall guys are secretly looking down from the clouds smirking at them. Little do they know I hated playing basketball and always had a predilection for fun-size guys.
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It's tux time, and I've actually never worn a tux before."
That means he didn't go to his own prom and was never another person's prom date, never attended a college or Greek formal, never went to a fancy dress New Year's Eve bash, and was never invited to be in the wedding party of a friend or relative. I'm not making any judgments or presumptions. It just struck me as out of the ordinary for someone his age.
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We're about to experience EPCOT times 100. It's kinda like EPCOT, right, baby?!"
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It's like a cruise on land."
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Y'all, if you like EPCOT, this is for you. It's EPCOT, in a stadium."
The Endymion Extravaganza at the Superdome and a visit to EPCOT or a cruise are apples and oranges. But, as starri pointed out, it shows just how far KP has allowed Disney to encroach upon and warp his perception of life outside the magical bubble. It's his benchmark and the filter through which he sees the real world. Figuratively and literally speaking, he looks for hidden Mickeys everywhere. But I saw and heard other things that made me wonder if he's trying to babystep his way out of the Disney bubble and using the handrails until he gets his footing.
He had a really good time on this trip. It wasn't Disney World, or a cruise ship or Wisconsin. He found out he could meet friendly people who probably gave zero fucks about Disney or his channel and partied with him anyway. Perhaps the path to his heart for real adventure will be through his stomach. He did say:
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I wish Disney food was as good as this."
It doesn't bode well for his waistline, but it might be enough for him to nut up, get out more, and expand his horizons. If Disney hears his other comments, he might not be getting invited to too many fancy parties that they host.
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We're on the ground floor... I just snuck into this area... I should win an award for sneaking into areas I'm not supposed to be in. We're in the pit [
at a Diana Ross/Maroon 5 concert ![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
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To say the least, everybody, we had a great night. We just snuck into the pit. I don't know how much those tickets were. Probably they're a lot. Maybe I should start sneaking into things because apparently I'm good at it."
smh
![Man facepalming :man_facepalming: 🤦♂️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f926-2642.png)