Really? Kyle’s video is the best out there? What thread is this.
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My husband and I slogged through Starcruiser vlogs from AllEars.Net, Jackie, JoJo, Pallo and Nate today. Molly and Quincy gave us the best comprehensive review of the full experience because, unlike the others, AllEars.Net got invited for the 2-day cruise.
KP wasn't terrible, but that teary signoff was weird. I couldn't tell if it was performative or if he was just overstimulated and needed some fresh air. JoJo was as vapid, overconfident and annoying as I've ever seen him. Jackie's vlogs never impress me, but this was one of her worst. We haven't watched the bougie Dislyfers yet, but I'll be surprised if they wrestled Rae's plate away from her before she finished her food and I know she was pissed that she couldn't get inside that gift shop.
His gluttonous relationship with food and drink pre-dates his Disney days, and I have to assume his eating habits are every bit as reckless outside the parks. I'd guess all the free Moons of My Hammy at Denny's were his gateway.
It’s the best I guess if you want to see what a $6000 experience looks like through the eyes of a 28 year old man who had to call his mom to find out that his credit card only had a $500 credit limit, no I’m still not over that. There is just so much to unpack from that. Guy is a loser
Yeah I know, I'm going soft. But dislike him as much as I do the others were quite amateurish by comparison. Shoddy filming on camera phones, a lot of crowds and padding. And for once he was too busy for his typical stream of unconsciousness.
Tim Tracker's was ok but the food section was badly lit.
To be fair there's a lot of really terrible ones, so many people just trying to show way too much with little editing.
All Ears nailed it though, they played into the story but filled you in like you're there. They shared honest opinions pretty early into their video like when touring the room. They deliver jokes quick enough that if they don't hit, it's not awkward. Outclassed every vlogger, and it shows how much putting in the work where it matters can pay off.
ResortTv1's was the worst. No effort in making any narrative or storytelling, no effort to add any value to the vlog and Josh was clearly uninterested that he failed to show any excitement himself, and failed to capture energy from the cast members or other "guests" on board. "They have games over there that are kind of cool", stfu.
I liked Kyle's better than a lot of the other ones that were too long and unfocused (Jackie, PMM and Joho) but that's also a very low bar for quality. The only really good one I've seen was All Ears. Francis's was decent too, and he doesn't make full vlogs like the others so it's pretty telling when his was so much better than most.
AllEars is the only one that seems to have a plan when they make these kinds of videos, whereas the rest just show up, press record, and throw whatever they got all together.
I actually like PMM but sometimes his videos have repeated clips of him messing up his lines and trying again, where it’s clear that he didn’t even watch the video himself before uploading it. Why do these vloggers have such little respect for their audience that they won’t even watch their own content themselves?
Because they're lazy and figure it's good enough for who it's for. From what little I've ever seen of the comments on their vlogs, their fans don't expect much and are easily impressed. I recall one comment on a Pallo vlog that read: "Kyle, your chest hair is mesmerizing." The bar and expectations are both set quite low.
That’s all his channel and patreon seems to be based on what I’m seeing even in some of the comments in this thread - a soft version of OnlyFans for Disney Adults who want porn but can’t get themselves to actually seek it out. This guy would be absolutely nowhere in life if he didn’t have such mesmerizing blue eyes, he is an unemployed but still arrogant panhandler who speaks like an idiot. But he’s living with how many roommates and living off his moms $500 credit card… sounds like he is already absolutely nowhere
I honestly enjoyed their vlog. And this really did make me laugh for some reason:
Molly: I cannot guarantee every room will come equipped with a Quincy.
Quincy: It could.
They're pros. There are a couple of regulars on AllEars.Net who I can't stand and sometimes Molly's voice is too much for me to bear, but the product they put out is accessible and polished.
I’ll admit that it took me a little while to warm up to Quincy but she is great on her own and they are fun and can be hilarious when she and Molly are together. I love it when the editor starts roasting them too, they don’t take themselves too seriously like some of the rest of these YouTube clownsI honestly enjoyed their vlog. And this really did make me laugh for some reason:
Molly: I cannot guarantee every room will come equipped with a Quincy.
Quincy: It could.
I can’t stand the rest of the AllEars team though. I’m sure Breedlove seems like a very nice person but I’m sorry I just can’t watch a video with him in it, even if he’s there with Molly. Maybe keep him off camera as a producer and just make it the Molly and Quincy show
She comes across as a genuinely sweet person, and I enjoy her vlogs with just Molly the most too.
I don't care for Breedlove either, but it's RJay who will force me to turn off a vlog whether it's him on AllEars.Net or when he occasionally pops up on a Mrcheezypop vlog. I truly just can't.
I wonder if Breedlove is vegan...
Molly and Quincy are definitely the best but I appreciate the others for different qualities. RJay can definitely come across too loud at times though. The RTT format works well for them all to contribute in different ways, love it when they roast whoever made the questions for the topic too.
That's the other thing I like about their channel, you can really see the improvement over time and how they try new types of videos to make some unique experience whenever they visit parks. Compare that to some vloggers that only show up for 90 minutes to show us trash can updates, order a hot dog and talk about how crowded it is on a school vacation week or how hopefully Tron will be finished soon.
What will they all talk about after Tron is finished? Kyle's a HUGE Tron fan, guys!
Only watched the first minute or two of Kyle’s vlog as I’ll be on the starcruiser in 3 weeks and don’t want any spoilers. But that was was plenty of time for our boy to butcher the most basic names….”Galactic Starship” “Halcikon” …is it impossible for him to do an iota of research??
I'm almost 100% certain he's a houseplant.
Yes. And he either relies on cue cards to deliver his lines or simply can't maintain eye contact with the camera. And his singing is not my favorite.
The bump they get from AJ Wolfe has to have been helpful on the production end too.
I couldn't resist.
Legitimately, I was impressed that Kyle was able to recount the history of the "Hal-cy-con" at the top of the video, but I'm assuming he was cribbing from press materials, not from research he'd actually done.
He's never informed or articulate
any other time, so I think it's always obvious when the words coming out of his mouth didn't originate in his brain. Sorta like how you could tell when 45 was reading off a teleprompter.
He did get to his mustard station successfully.
Oh, Kyle, never change.
Oh, Kyle, never change.
It took Joho a while to ketchup.
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