Morning Krustiewotsits.
Do hope Krusties who are poorly get better ASAP
Ems what you been up to?
Do hope Krusties who are poorly get better ASAP
Ems what you been up to?
Krusties #20 The nights are drawing in, time to swap the Pimms for the Gin
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Do you have those biting spiders over there? I was getting gnawed during the night so I knew it wasn't horse flies because they are dormant at night and its certainly NOT Lodgers - then someone told me its a tiny little spider who enjoys taking lumps out of people sleeping. Now I am crawling about under the beds and into all the nooks and crannies of the house obsessing over vaccuuming up bitey spiders; UGH
Morning all
Well my start to the week hasn't gone as planned. My girls haven't gone back to school because the school wasn't ready! There has been building work over the summer holidays and it's very behind schedule so its looks like another 10 day holidays
which is nice because they don't get much time off
I may as well home school now permanently as the school is shut more than it's open. I'd need to learn to count to 10 first though
Well my start to the week hasn't gone as planned. My girls haven't gone back to school because the school wasn't ready! There has been building work over the summer holidays and it's very behind schedule so its looks like another 10 day holidays which is nice because they don't get much time off I may as well home school now permanently as the school is shut more than it's open. I'd need to learn to count to 10 first though
At least he looked properly lol.Poor Pom! I've been awake nearly all night again listening to the clock downstairs bonging the hours of my life away. I stayed put though or I'd wake OH up - he had a hard day at work yesterday so needed to rest thus I baked in my own skin for hours instead
Nothing planned today though but I might tackle the mess in the loft storage having seen what OH has done in there raking about llooking for something he insisted I'd put up there when I knew I had'nt (proven when he discovered it where HE'D put it in his barn instead). Jeez its a right mess up there after he's opened bags up then flung things about in a right old paddy! Thats another day sorted then
Catch y'all later on then xxx
men normally open a cupboard and say ‘it’s not there’, If it doesn’t jump out and bite them. Lol
We call it Man-looking!!
On my way with my spider catcher Harri. X
Bet your girls are more than happy for an extra 10 days off. No sitting down with a big sigh of relief for you yesterday then lol. XMorning all
Thanks Dolly. I’m getting fed up now. Pain gone into my hip today. Got a bloody headache too because of the stormy weather. Looks like we have more storms coming over the next couple of days. Never had so many storms.Morning Krustiewotsits.
Do hope Krusties who are poorly get better ASAP
Ems what you been up to?
hope all good with you. X
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Ahh, the famous 'man looking', I thought it was just MrEms and my son that did that...along with the selective hearing
My girls are more than happy at home, they are putting in their lunch orders as we speak
Awww Ems,now don't forget to get out your ruler,pencils etc,you Will need them.Don’t forget yer rubber as well.Ahh, the famous 'man looking', I thought it was just MrEms and my son that did that...along with the selective hearing
My girls are more than happy at home, they are putting in their lunch orders as we speak
Yes we do. Quite a few stories of false black widow spider that can bite and make people very poorly. This one jumped at me when I picked up the bath mat. No bite but left me paranoid as kept feeling spider legs on my shoulders especially as my long, thick hair tends to fall out quite a bit.
I don’t blame you I would do the same I’m sure they come from good families but I don’t like spiders.
Oh duck me,I get creeped out by mr & Mrs naughty 8 legs..
Ive seen a few real black widows in Texas,think I’ve said before,they have a red mark on tummy.
Ive seen a few real black widows in Texas,think I’ve said before,they have a red mark on tummy.
These spiders are small but I have noticed they have one front leg longer than the other but other than that they look very ordinary, no markings or anything.
I've been to Australia to visit frends - now they do have some horrid beasties out there! Friend's OH has loads of Funnel Web spiders in his shed but he's not bothered by them, no he says it ensures nobody will rob the shed with them guarding his ladders etc, then theres his mother who had this HUGE Huntsman spider on the window in front of her exercise bike. (shudder) The thing was the size of a teaplate with its legs outstretched UGH!
I am just glad I have not come face to face with the snake this summer though.......................................
Oh yes dolly. I wont forget a rubber...don't want any accidentsAwww Ems,now don't forget to get out your ruler,pencils etc,you Will need them.Don’t forget yer rubber as well.
Think it’s most men Mrs Ems.Ahh, the famous 'man looking', I thought it was just MrEms and my son that did that...along with the selective hearing
My girls are more than happy at home, they are putting in their lunch orders as we speak
. Oh yes forgot about the selective hearing. Also bad memory 
. My daughter used to put in her lunch order on her way home. When I asked why she couldn’t do it herself, as she was given 2 hands as well as me. I got ‘but mum, you make it better than me’.
Yep, spot on! "You make it better than me"...well I would because they've never effing triedThink it’s most men Mrs Ems.
My daughter used to put in her lunch order on her way home. When I asked why she couldn’t do it herself, as she was given 2 hands as well as me. I got ‘but mum, you make it better than me’.
This morning I made my son a peri-peri chicken wrap for his lunchbox. The girls I made chicken mayo and sweetcorn sandwiches and MrEms a ham salad sandwich. I had a couple of crackers because at that point I couldn't be arsed to sort myself anything! I've already been asked what's for tea. My answer will be "duck all if I don't get five minutes peace"Awww Ems,why can’t you say “you’ve got two hands make it yourself”when I used to say things like that to me mum,she’d say “oh stick a broom up me arse and I’ll sweep the floor as well”Yep, spot on! "You make it better than me"...well I would because they've never effing tried
Where’s Staple? I’ve never seen with PVC before and I wasn’t going to sew but just had a play and with a little of the pvc I had left over from lining some draws I have found it is easy to sew. I was going to make a crappy phone case for dad but think it’s too poor even for him!
MrsEms your language is getting worse we shall be putting you with Dolly in detention centre preparing all the inmates food!
MrsEms your language is getting worse we shall be putting you with Dolly in detention centre preparing all the inmates food!
I'm sorry for my poor language harri
I'm having my buttons pushed at home. Please put me in detention away from it allOh tit, I've just noticed you've threatened me with preparing more food
Oh Fiddlesticks then
I think I do it for a quiet life and they make too much mess which I inevitably end up clearing up!
MrsEms you are funny bless your heart.I'm sorry for my poor language harri
Oh tit, I've just noticed you've threatened me with preparing more food
Oh Fiddlesticks then
I think I do it for a quiet life and they make too much mess which I inevitably end up clearing up!
I don’t swear much in real life hub does and I don’t like it. No worries swear as much as you like the more bad words the more grub you’ll be chopping up hee hee!
Nurse! Where’s me medication? Has Dolly nicked it?
I don't swear in front of my kids or other people in real life. Me and MrEms do use it as banter or jokes to each other...I call him head as a term of endearment
My mother in law is calling in tomorrow (cake/sponge gate)
I'd never ever swear in front of her. MrEms would lose his inheritance if I did that
Well if your mother in law says anything I shall be using some choice words!I don't swear in front of my kids or other people in real life. Me and MrEms do use it as banter or jokes to each other...I call him head as a term of endearment
My mother in law is calling in tomorrow (cake/sponge gate)
how lovely to be called a dick head!
I’m from a family of prat’s myself!
Dolly and Dave are having a rave
Food and drink and ever after
Dolly and Dave will not behave
Lots of farts and laughter
duck that Funnels are lethal aren’t they Rita and Huntsman good grief,I’d die..think I told everyone,my neighbour/friend her nephews girlfriend has loads of tarantulas god I would have died,I do know that spiders arn’t daft,as we know the female of the species some of them kill the male after mating,well,they do have a clue don’t they?
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