He drove her there and watched them do itI wonder if Dave is jealous that crusty doesn’t have a tribute to his penis but she does to another man’s
He drove her there and watched them do itI wonder if Dave is jealous that crusty doesn’t have a tribute to his penis but she does to another man’s
I can't even say that sober let alone a few in! It's crazy and stupid. The whole tattoo is a joke. Imagine at a job interview in a few years time and they see that. They won't hire herBecause k and the crusty clam clan (try saying that after a few vodkas ) can do no wrong. And they are far more superior than us mere peasants
I can just imagine. Yes Dave I’m getting a tattoo of another man’s penis nickname on my arm for life, think of that every time I give yours a massageHe drove her there and watched them do it
Somethings you say and somethings you don’t, and that is one of them. I just threw up in my mouth, thank you very muchI can just imagine. Yes Dave I’m getting a tattoo of another man’s penis nickname on my arm for life, think of that every time I give yours a massage
It's gobsmacking, it really is, what kind of a numpty is heI can just imagine. Yes Dave I’m getting a tattoo of another man’s penis nickname on my arm for life, think of that every time I give yours a massage
How would you even explain it?I can't even say that sober let alone a few in! It's crazy and stupid. The whole tattoo is a joke. Imagine at a job interview in a few years time and they see that. They won't hire her
I know my husband would never of let me get it (not that I would) it's strange in every way. Especially since she protests she completely hates him!It's gobsmacking, it really is, what kind of a numpty is he
Well at least I didn’t refer to it as a slug I could of slipped that in thereSomethings you say and somethings you don’t, and that is one of them. I just threw up in my mouth, thank you very much
How would you feel if that was your other half that did that? I wouldn’t find it funny, I’d go mental. Why have a constant reminder of him on your body for the rest of your lifeIt's gobsmacking, it really is, what kind of a numpty is he
oh god. My eaten dinner’s making anappearanceWell at least I didn’t refer to it as a slug I could of slipped that in there
And these are the people ringing the police, I can just see crusty getting the tattoo out and showing them for proof, you know, so they'll take her report seriouslyHow would you even explain it?
Erm well, it’s a nickname for a man’s penis that’s a suspected n. I made it up so I got it put on my arm because I’m hashtag Kirsty legend.
They will be like
The police will take one look at her and ring the mental hospital and get her sectionedAnd these are the people ringing the police, I can just see crusty getting the tattoo out and showing them for proof, you know, so they'll take her report seriously
All I can think of is that she was drunk on fame at the time, it must be heady stuff being a LegendI know my husband would never of let me get it (not that I would) it's strange in every way. Especially since she protests she completely hates him!
It wouldn’t be a great interview if they saw it. I certainly wouldn’t hire. Like a normal tattoo yeah, that’s fine. But it has w!lly fgs! Who does that?How would you even explain it?
Erm well, it’s a nickname for a man’s penis that’s a suspected n. I made it up so I got it put on my arm because I’m hashtag Kirsty legend.
They will be like
Even if I was the biggest legend in the world I would not get a crap tattoo like that. I’d rather have tw@t tattooed across my headAll I can think of is that she was drunk on fame at the time, it must be heady stuff being a Legend
Wouldn’t we all rather thatEven if I was the biggest legend in the world I would not get a crap tattoo like that. I’d rather have tw@t tattooed across my head
Even more bizarre, if that's even possible... Her friend had the exact same tattoo, same ginormous size, and her friend has nothing to do with the crew.Even if I was the biggest legend in the world I would not get a crap tattoo like that. I’d rather have tw@t tattooed across my head
Lucy’s B!tches Club…Then that LBC tattoo i think they've all gone mad!
Hi Mr Here ApparentlySeems mr hereapparently reads this. Give him a wave and has asked me to get a tattoo tribute to his penis. I kindly declined #sorrybabe
Lucy’s B!tches Club…