He drove her there and watched them do it
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Because k and the crusty clam clan (try saying that after a few vodkas) can do no wrong. And they are far more superior than us mere peasants
I can't even say that sober let alone a few in! It's crazy and stupid. The whole tattoo is a joke. Imagine at a job interview in a few years time and they see that. They won't hire her
I can just imagine. Yes Dave I’m getting a tattoo of another man’s penis nickname on my arm for life, think of that every time I give yours a massage
Somethings you say and somethings you don’t, and that is one of them. I just threw up in my mouth, thank you very much
It's gobsmacking, it really is, what kind of a numpty is he
How would you even explain it?
Erm well, it’s a nickname for a man’s penis that’s a suspected n0nce. I made it up so I got it put on my arm because I’m hashtag Kirsty legend.
They will be like
I know my husband would never of let me get it (not that I would) it's strange in every way. Especially since she protests she completely hates him!
Well at least I didn’t refer to it as a slugSomethings you say and somethings you don’t, and that is one of them. I just threw up in my mouth, thank you very much
I could of slipped that in thereHow would you feel if that was your other half that did that? I wouldn’t find it funny, I’d go mental. Why have a constant reminder of him on your body for the rest of your life
Well at least I didn’t refer to it as a slug
oh god. My eaten dinner’s making anappearanceAnd these are the people ringing the police, I can just see crusty getting the tattoo out and showing them for proof, you know, so they'll take her report seriouslyHow would you even explain it?
Erm well, it’s a nickname for a man’s penis that’s a suspected n0nce. I made it up so I got it put on my arm because I’m hashtag Kirsty legend.
They will be like
The police will take one look at her and ring the mental hospital and get her sectioned
All I can think of is that she was drunk on fame at the time, it must be heady stuff being a Legend
It wouldn’t be a great interview if they saw it. I certainly wouldn’t hire. Like a normal tattoo yeah, that’s fine. But it has w!lly fgs! Who does that?How would you even explain it?
Erm well, it’s a nickname for a man’s penis that’s a suspected n0nce. I made it up so I got it put on my arm because I’m hashtag Kirsty legend.
They will be like
Even if I was the biggest legend in the world I would not get a crap tattoo like that. I’d rather have tw@t tattooed across my head
I'd sooner bleach my eyeballs than have anything to do with any of them tattooed on me!
Wouldn’t we all rather thatEven if I was the biggest legend in the world I would not get a crap tattoo like that. I’d rather have tw@t tattooed across my head
Then that LBC tattoo 
i think they've all gone mad!
i think they've all gone mad!Even more bizarre, if that's even possible... Her friend had the exact same tattoo, same ginormous size, and her friend has nothing to do with the crew.Even if I was the biggest legend in the world I would not get a crap tattoo like that. I’d rather have tw@t tattooed across my head
Seems mr hereapparently reads this. Give him a wave and has asked me to get a tattoo tribute to his penis. I kindly declined #sorrybabe
and has asked me to get a tattoo tribute to his penis. I kindly declined #sorrybabeLucy’s B!tches Club…Then that LBC tattoo
Hi Mr Here ApparentlySeems mr hereapparently reads this. Give him a wave
Lucy’s B!tches Club…
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