(From inside the car)
Well everyone! Big stretch Up & at it, it's (insert day of week). I have (bottle of lucozade/pastry/coffee, delete as appropriate) it won't touch the back of me throat.
(From inside of car)
Well everyone just here on me 15 I have bottle of lucozade/pastry/coffee/club milk, delete as appropriate) if customers won't put on the mask I'll break the bridge of their nose
(From outside the house)
Well everyone I'm just (putting gifted items in the shed/ drinking domaine de jeanne/ walking the dog { oh lookme sisters Miriam, cathriona & mother nature} delete as appropriate).
Repeat 7 times a week. Unpopular opinion here but with this level of entertainment I can forgive the charity head shave that never happened & charging 16 euro a face mask during a pandemic.