Keepingupwithkirstylea:14 No job, no friends, wasting her life.

[Lockdownbordem]

Her story this morning had TRIGGERED me! In the car on another non essential journey no doubt, singing, saying ‘just enjoy your weekend, turn the music up’ BLA FUCKING BLA. Don’t worry Kirsty we’ll all forget about the almost year long pandemic. None of us are deflated or depressed, none of us are struggling because we cannot go to work, none of us miss our family and friends, we’ll all just turn the music up and enjoy our weekend of doing nothing because we’re not allowed

 

[PotNoodleHead]

Has she really used the hashtag 'foodporn' on a pic of fish fingers and beans. Shit me, sex between her and one pump must be a fucking delight.

 

[Anti-influencer]

She has made herself so at home in that house I wouldn’t be surprised if she made Penfold’s parents move out

 

[Anti-influencer]

How does she not realise how ridiculous she is? She’s inspiring for the wrong reasons, I am inspired to do everything possible not to be like her

I have actually been disgusted looking at myself this morning because I’ve been eating Kirsty style for a week or two, being lazy and not giving a shit about calories but I’m sorting myself out starting today, WISH ME LUCK GUYS I WANNA LOSE 7 PANDS. Which I will, because I’ll eat fruit and vegetables, do exercise and not pluck calorie values out of thin air.

 

[Anti-influencer]

God remember back to the days when she went to the gym and filmed the exact same workout every single day at 20% max effort without fail

Throwing about a paperweight like it was heavy “wow guys what a workout“

 

[beckygrimshaw14]

 

[Foundmypeople]

"Step away from the desk, I'm on my lunch" you don't have a desk you jobless bum. And your lunches are filth. Even if you did have a desk and a job I doubt anyone would be approaching it while you chow down on your eggs and crabsticks

Is it just me or do Desperate Dan's 10 facts read like a 15 year old boy with a reeeeeeaaaaally low intellect wrote them?

 

[Thank(space)you]

How is something both so undercooked and overcooked at the same time?

 

[NapQueenReturns]

This couples account is gonna be awkward as hell when they eventually break up. Weird.

 

[GINJ86]

Honestly what must his parents think! I would be so embarrassed.
When I met my bf he was living at home, however before this he had been renting a flat with his then gf, they broke up so he moved back home and decided to save for a mortgage instead of renting again. When we met I would stay over on the odd occasion, however down the line my mum passed away and I don’t get on with my step dad so I moved in with him and his parents....we are now lucky enough to have a home of our own after saving HARD for a year, as much as I get on with his parents I always felt so awkward living there as I hated them thinking we were taking the P, I made him speak to them about me giving some keep etc, they refused at first but I gave them money anyway and on days he wasn’t home I kept out of the way, I wouldn’t have been lounging around in pjs all day, baking, blaring music out loud and singing in their kitchen. I just can’t get over her. She’s so in your face it’s so off putting!

 

[Whateverrr]

Nah some of you guys are far too nice. She boils my piss whether she’s shoving cake down her gob or stomping round her boyfriends parents neighbourhood planning how much weight she definitely will not lose. She’ll be in their garage with her bit of manly elastic soon, you’ll see.

 

[Peahead20]

GOING ON A PICNIC!!!! What the actual!! You are not allowed to do that, walk and exercise only. Is she stupid advertising it on social media god she gets my goat, didn’t know the rules had changed just for her

 

[Blancmange]

I'm cringing. They are both just cringe.. I was like they are when I was 12.

 

[PotNoodleHead]

She is a shitting mess. I mean she's shown up at his house and literally never left. Probably tricked him into thinking she'll just be there for a weekend and then bang, before you know it she's a permanent big space taking feature. Anyone seen the film 'misery'? Im getting those vibes... PENNERS, IF YOU'RE READING THIS... ON BIG KIRSTS NEXT STORY BLINK TWICE OF YOU NEED HELP MATE

 

[GINJ86]

Pahahahaha she has no shame!! Firstly they want a home based account...moved into your boyfriends, don’t you mean boyfriends parents! I honestly can’t...

 

[Its_Me]

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I'm cringing. They are both just cringe.. I was like they are when I was 12.

Surely she wrote that

And I tell you what the odds are on that 1/365

 

[santas_little_helper]

And I miss her head going from side to side as she sang Proud Mary for the 4th morning in a row on the bike in her mum and dad’s garage.. best workout song ever you know!!!

And remember when she was going to lose a stone in August and started blocking people who asked how she was getting on as we approached the end of August and she was 4lbs up?

Oh and THE best top ever that was bigged up ahead of a BBQ ... she couldn’t wait to show us the most perfect tip she has bought herself ... and it turned out to be a black tee shirt from Primark

 

[sw123]

Just wondering if there is anyone on here who use to be a member of her slimming world group? I’m really intrigued as to what she was like as a member

I was a member of her group and she told everyone she was being cyber bullied on here so had to take a look! She was an awful member. Spent hours talking about herself and then not interested in anyone else. Used to stomp out if she had a bad week and generally act like a total diva. Tried to take over every conversation and generally rude and unfriendly. Thought she was the star and very jealous of anyone who did well...one to be avoided at all costs

 

[Gobbylurker]

‘Stick to the rules’ from the Queen of rule breaking!! Righto Kirst.

And the TikTok - don’t ask me a question on my lunch break. You struggle to keep a job til lunchtime hun, so I wouldn’t worry too much.

FML

 

[PotNoodleHead]

Ah fuck it she's asking for suggestions on what to name their couples insta.... do I risk being blocked and suggest 'one pump and the shed'

Honestly am starting to think I can smell her stories. Her hair and leggings must stink like a market at the end of trading.