Bring on the begging for likes and comments, they may even splash out and ‘generously’ buy a follower a tube of tooth paste with their own gifted $ if they comment.
Kearns #39 Affair rumours won’t die down, Brad sits in his toilet office looking like a clown 🤡
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I don’t know why but this reminds me of when my younger brother came home from his junk mail deliveries (many years ago) huffing and grumbling about how everyone had ‘NO JUNK MAIL’ signs on their letterboxes and he had to work so much harder to deliver his quota
Work harder Kearnts, nobody wants your junk mail!!
So they are now in collaboration with Colgate, thats bizzare in so many ways... Have they seen the chompers on Knoxxyyy.. and the cadet and Mrs Swampie have a shocking set of teeth.. is it a joke !!!
Colgate getting in early for a Halloween collab?
What the actual duck is going on with her face! Looking a lot like the maid, I mean her sister
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Is this a vape?
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keep the photos coming peeps… I will reach out again because That is fucked… it’s waiting for a death or serious injury to happen.
To show how good your teeth product is, you have to choose a family with the most insanely bad teeth amirite!? You know, really get a good before and after, revolutionise the before and after sector, and have the 3 most caring, loving and thoughtful before and after children. Ciao Colgate, meet all the Kearnts and their horrible teeth! 🤌🤌🤌
It’s her fancy deodorant
The Kearns #40
Brad’s gym buttercup forced Sezzy into a pink flamingo glow up
Shrinking Sez and shrinking plastic wraps, whatever this glow up garbage is we don’t give a crap
If you want a glow up Sezzy knows the way, it’s all about mindset that she’ll share with you… just not today
Don’t ya know the swamp is a property and suddenly they’re respecting their son-nephew’s privacy
Brad’s still got his gym honey and his office dunny, but the big boat’s for sale coz they’ve got no money
Living a life better than their 18yo selves could dream: Brad’s getting his lovin’ elsewhere and Sez’s pear makes her scream
Brad’s gym buttercup forced Sezzy into a pink flamingo glow up Shrinking Sez and shrinking plastic wraps, whatever this glow up garbage is we don’t give a crap If you want a glow up Sezzy knows the way, it’s all about mindset that she’ll share with you… just not today Don’t ya know the swamp is a property and suddenly they’re respecting their son-nephew’s privacy Brad’s still got his gym honey and his office dunny, but the big boat’s for sale coz they’ve got no money Living a life better than their 18yo selves could dream: Brad’s getting his lovin’ elsewhere and Sez’s pear makes her screamI have a weird memory of Brad dressed as a tube oftoothpaste so unless I was unknowinglyoff my tree, I think this has been a previous collaboration too.
Good morning to everyone except Sarah Kearns who doesn't reply to your email.
That is a whole lot of Botox. When your brows are edging towards your hair line you’ve gone too far.
Sez is trying her hand at song writing.
almost a bit like an ed Sheeran song “bringing me coffee under our favourite tree”
Also, safety first gym award for throwing a medicine ball above a small child
almost a bit like an ed Sheeran song “bringing me coffee under our favourite tree”
Also, safety first gym award for throwing a medicine ball above a small child
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Hey Sarah your crappy palm tree isn't a flex. It's just a vertical spider and ant habitat that probably provides a good amount of structural integrity to the ground & house.
Checking in with each other? Do they also meet a marriage counsellor there? Or do they share an iPad and do some shared zoom Shetland pony voodoo reiki while they recharge their crystals in the daylight moon?
That gym is a death trap. I am still astounded they post the evidence stories up with kids clearly in harms way. At least try and hide it.
There must have been injuries by now - obviously they don't mention them
The lady who owns it doesn’t have kids… clearly!
If she did, she’d know that Mums want a place to train where they can take their kids and aren’t distracted by them, where they can have a break and know their kids are safe and having fun!
Yeah Brad, so did you catch them or buy them, got them one each lol bet the little Kearnts don’t even eat them.
