Katie Price #72 A stint in the Priory to avoid jail, she needs locking up and not get bail!

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You mean birth name Lan?If so no,Dolly was a beautiful tortie cat I had called her Dolly and I adore shoes hence my tagour dear departed tattler Monsier Crumbles designed my avatar for me. It’s a lovely name.
Yea your birth name xxx
Aww so lovely
 
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Obviously a fan of bewful Yung gel subtle change of the last letter
Good job she's not a Skanky fan... Princess Bunny Tiramisu Krystal Ester Katrina Amy Alexandra Alexis Avocado Amyrilis Amythist Arsehole would be an absolute bugger to write out on any forms

I wonder how this pair of munters are doing in their quest to look like Skanky
 

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I see Chris Harris is still loading you’ve been framed style videos on her Facebook page, these are going down like a lead balloon, especially any car crash ones
 
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They're looking wonderful, see for yourself (wonderfully awful)!

 
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I wonder how the wedding plans are going? ... she was ` boasting ` it will be a wedding like no other ... I can just see it now, both in cheap as shit nylon tracksuits, hers covered in glitter, outside The Priory gates ... him smiling with those dayglo teffffff ..... and her with a ` tag ` on her ankle, encrusted with swarovski crystals ... lookin all bling and chavtastic!!!
 

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This has weighed heavy on me for some time but I once bought a maternity cardigan from skanky . In my defence I did not know til it arrived from e bay with a signed pic. Tbf it was in great condition and freshly laundered so i assume from a time when she still had professional people doing her admins. I'll say several Hail Marys and get my coat.
 
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You should stick it under a UV light…….
 
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Kill it with fire.
It's the only way.
 
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I'd frickin take it outside, put it in my garden burner, pour petrol on it and set light to the fucker if that were me
Actual lol I still wear it though its now my cleaning cardi. I'm talking the katie n Peter yrs here. I bet she was gifted a lot of stuff she didn't even wear. Cast your minds far back to when she was still a marketable commodity for brands..far far back
 
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Good god
good God these photos of her look horrendous! Who would pay to look like that in this world! As for the weddding, it will never happen. why would he want to get hitched to that? After all that has gone on.
 
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Bless you. My mind is casted further back than that, to the cunt that filmed a mucky video when pregnant, then had a late stage abortion, then got upduffed again and was pictured pissed up falling out of nightclubs, I'd not want owt bloody associated with the skanky tramp even if it was brand new still in the wrapper at least it's only your cleaning cardi
 
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Oof that made my stomach roll, all true of course. Look it didn't have the best start in life but has worked hard to rehabilitate itself and is now a fully functioning member of knit wear society. I'm keeping it ...at least til i can sell it to bunny cuddles for an exorbitant price
 
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