Well done @Minxmonx on the winning thread title!
I know Allan! If this carries on I'll have to show everyone my party trickCome on price, bloody do something!
Sent you an apology in the last thread Allan, it wasn't you, I was meant to write Alex - sorryCome on price, bloody do something!
Oh Rapcuntzal!pisses me orf one of the fairy stories I loved as a kid.That's me buggered on my usual first post in this wonderfully titled thread
Anyway...any news?
Has she escaped the priory from her second floor window using her skanky plait as a rope yet
If it carries on I'll have to do work lol...I look forward to your party trickI know Allan! If this carries on I'll have to show everyone my party trick
No problemSent you an apology in the last thread Allan, it wasn't you, I was meant to write Alex - sorry
Taa daa!If it carries on I'll have to do work lol...I look forward to your party trick
I have a great imagination lolTaa daa!
What did you think?
Ah tit, you can't see me, bad luck
@MrsEms what you up to? Have you got those beautiful Kors Boots on,I would be walking around for ages in them..Love em. I have a pair of pied Terre beige suede boots.. bugger so comfy leather lined.Not worn for ages.!Taa daa!
What did you think?
Ah tit, you can't see me, bad luck
Oh I'm bored. Same old, trying to work out what culinary masterpiece to cook this evening to keep everyone happy that can be reheated for my older two kids later. It's a pain in the arse!@MrsEms what you up to? Have you got those beautiful Kors Boots on,I would be walking around for ages in them..Love em. I have a pair of pied Terre beige suede boots.. bugger so comfy leather lined.Not worn for ages.!
FreakOh dear. Seriously would you want your make up done by someone who lives for filters and surgery, KP obviously teaches them all she knowsβ¦
Yet the mugs still go and pay them money!!..fools and their moneyOh dear. Seriously would you want your make up done by someone who lives for filters and surgery, KP obviously teaches them all she knowsβ¦
Thatβs inflatable Yorkshire puddings isnβt it? They rise, go flat, then you click your fingers and they re-inflate. Iβve seen them in action!I know Allan! If this carries on I'll have to show everyone my party trick
Oh god yes! I have loads of babies in boxies.Oh I'm bored. Same old, trying to work out what culinary masterpiece to cook this evening to keep everyone happy that can be reheated for my older two kids later. It's a pain in the arse!
I'm going to put my boots on now to cheer myself up. I have a lovely pair of L.K. bennet cream suede stiletto ankle boots that are really comfortable. I wore them out, It wasn't
raining when I left in the car with mrEms.
It started to rain and I knew I mustn't get the boots wet. I took them off and ran back to the house bare footed everyone takes the piss out of me...
I think you and me would love a gander around the shoe shops together!