Absolutely not!Am I allowed to say fuckedI do not post often but on a mission tonight
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Fuckit, go for it
Katie Price #72 A stint in the Priory to avoid jail, she needs locking up and not get bail!
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This is a refined hestablishment for folks wot iz refined!
Fuckit, go for it
@Dollylovesshoes Mum like old English rib sticking foods( steak pudding/pie,stews,roasts etc)although she could cook a mean cock in a van 
sadly the last couple of years she survived on Ensure Plus shakes. She told me that Price fed her kids take aways and gave em pizza for Xmas Dinner? Mum loved you and said you reminded her of her dad with your turn of phrase, he was a Cockley 
@MrsEms it doesn't involve ping pong balls does it
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kensfrillyfend, my mum was a proper cook too. It was so sad to see her having those plus shakes. I made baby size plates for her and go large size plates for my dad. She told me in secret, 4 roast potatoes wasn't enough for my dad
The ping pong balls, I can shoot them out of my mouth..i haven't tried anything else
My good friend has travelled around the world...she's seen the ping pong ball trick...and the gold fish one
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sadly the last couple of years she survived on Ensure Plus shakes. She told me that Price fed her kids take aways and gave em pizza for Xmas Dinner? Mum loved you and said you reminded her of her dad with your turn of phrase, he was a Cockley @MrsEms it doesn't involve ping pong balls does it
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kensfrillyfend, my mum was a proper cook too. It was so sad to see her having those plus shakes. I made baby size plates for her and go large size plates for my dad. She told me in secret, 4 roast potatoes wasn't enough for my dad
The ping pong balls, I can shoot them out of my mouth..i haven't tried anything else
My good friend has travelled around the world...she's seen the ping pong ball trick...and the gold fish one
they left
I knowIsn’t it more in a thread title they wont let you use certain words. Many a great thread title has been sabotaged by auto change, so they lose most of their original humour
the words that always get changed in a post is one that comes out as pedalo and if you say the word beginning with G for rubber bondage masks it gets changed to GIF 
gif gif oh yeah!I know
Seriously, like I watched pulp fiction last night and the gif scenes turned me stomach a bit
Oh it did. I feel sorry for gimps now. Gimpride
That whole bleedin film gives me the iriits, it's too stupid to even watchSeriously, like I watched pulp fiction last night and the gif scenes turned me stomach a bit
I heard Silence of the Lambs was on t’other night! With Pricey’s mate/s, (seeing as she likes serial killers) 
I'll be apologetic and I've grown up since. But the music is still great..That whole bleedin film gives me the iriits, it's too stupid to even watch
That second photo is definitely her with a facefull of Cole's stale lumpy jizz...How about a virtual slice of carrot cake…will that do?
Carl’s far to quiet !!!
Infact it’s making me anxious !!!!
Infact it’s making me anxious !!!!
And a box up Kieron’s arse- hope he doesn’t fart he’ll shoot the baby!10 malteasers in my mouth and 1 each up of my nostrils....
Impressive eh?
Shoe lovers…. It’s boots weather!!!!
Sorry it’s been a tough day lol m a little piddled x
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Wonder if Skanky will be putting up the outfit she crashed in up for sale on Depoop?
"Dis is wut I wuz wearin wen I wuz off me tits on coke an' WKDs...still gut the piss stains on the crotch wen I tried gettin' out ov the motor I crashed innit"
"Dis is wut I wuz wearin wen I wuz off me tits on coke an' WKDs...still gut the piss stains on the crotch wen I tried gettin' out ov the motor I crashed innit"
The police have measured the skid marks!
I don't think you can say N O N c e. It changes to ponceOf course you canEspecially when you’re talking about Skanky and Wanky when it’s not only allowed but practically compulsory.
Because they’re cunts.
As it’s a quiet Skanky, Wanky and chums day I’ll just put these two photos here for the cat lovers and shoe ladies. Sweet dreams lovely fellow Krusty Krew xxx
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Love itPuss n boots
Now, there’s a punchline waiting to happen
and wish I’d thought of it 
I'm in the 
Don't be daft, that kind of humour is right in my court...
Serve
I know I shouldn't be awake, someone is bloody snoring
just wait till he gets up...it'll be "good morning darling". Me, I'll be wearing my best resting witch face
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