Katie Price #63 Lock up your sons and keep them off School, Katie is single AND on the pull

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Be afraid.........................................be very afraid!

I have two in the acceptable age bracket for the skank-monster but one of them is here in France, however the other one lives in Horsham now so is likely to come across the thing at some stage. Not a problem though as his fiery little Irish missus will stick skanky into orbit should she approach Her Husband (not to mention what I'd do to It!)

Skanky achieves That Look every single day
 
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I'm wayyyy behind so apologies if this has already been said but who would want to buy her old kitchen?? Ewwwww imagine cutting your veg on a worktop she has done god knows what on! Gross
 
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It is used very occasionally in the USA - I knew a lady on FB called Bunny but she was in her 80s then
 
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She has always been lazy. All her homes looked like they needed fumigating. She never seemed to clear up after herself and the kids. She has a very inflated opinion of herself that she does not need to do housework. In fact she looks like her bodily hygiene and that of the two younger children when they are in her "care" is also lacking. Are the "make up team" at the MM to get her ready for photos for the red tops next week after the Crawl is charged or released. Or it could be the photoshoot is for the latest fashions from JYY .
 
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I’ve known people who were called Fenton Pratt and one Desmond Farquhar lol both nice guys. To the person who’s partner is up for the big job interview good luck.
Someone from years ago called their baby boy Russel Sprout
 
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Latest IG - showing a horrid photo of her bestest fwend and reminding the world several times that she 'helped' with rehab for Blunderwoman.

No fucking shame

 
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Didn't she question back then why no-one wanted to stay with her? A bit of soul searching and self awareness might have saved her from a life of being dumped for being so unpleasant.
She never questions WHY all these blokes eventually regain their marbles and leave her, mostly because she does not see the fault can possibly be Hers!

Latest IG - showing a horrid photo of her bestest fwend and reminding the world several times that she 'helped' with rehab for Blunderwoman.

No fucking shame

You gotta LOVE a 'best friend' who gleefully posts a photo like that of you whilst bigging-themself up over it.

Oh and Al-Anon must be chuffed at the mention considering how rat-arsed the thing was at the NTAs - what a fine example eh???
 
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You gotta LOVE a 'best friend' who gleefully posts a photo like that of you whilst bigging-themself up over it.

Oh and Al-Anon must be chuffed at the mention considering how rat-arsed the thing was at the NTAs - what a fine example eh???
IKR? What a toxic, horrible bitch. Urgh.
 
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I worked with an older woman called Prin, her name was Princess.
I've been told by many people my youngest son's name is cool 'Saxon'.
Does anyone else think it is or would you put it in with the list of stoopid names
LOL. It's good by me Staple.

My son Joe doesn't like his name.

I've tried to explain that it was (1) his grandads name (2) it works throughout lifestages, so Joey, Joe and then Joseph when he's an old duffer.

His argument. ''I wish you'd called me something classic like Zeus, Perseus or Maximus"

Blue speechless!

One it won't go with his surname and his families on both sides are Mancs and Scousers.
 

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I once knew a girl called Bluebell Develle fantastic!

What happened to her friend Dionne? Another one who's disappeared. I never really saw the connection there,was she a neighbour or something? Phew that looked a rough old lot.
She was actually with KP on one of her hospital visits wearing a leopard print map and helping to push the wheelchair...
 
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Joseph was my Great grandfather's & my belovéd Grandad's name, one of my son's has it as their second name & it is now my Grandson's name; Its a fine, strong, manly name and one day he will thank you for not saddling him with some daft moniker like Jett
 
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Latest IG - showing a horrid photo of her bestest fwend and reminding the world several times that she 'helped' with rehab for Blunderwoman.

No fucking shame

If she can help her bestest ever friend (hardly ever pictured together) why can't she help herself? AA is a free service. KP led people to believe that she had helped fund the dreadful Heaton woman through the Priory. More lies.
 
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I love your real name Blue, it goes lovely with your surname.
You mentioned in The Scum once, that your dad picked your name

My nans name was Blanche Gertrude.
Sounds like The Golden Girls, Dolly
 
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Latest IG - showing a horrid photo of her bestest fwend and reminding the world several times that she 'helped' with rehab for Blunderwoman.

No fucking shame

Trying (and failing) to make herself appear to be Mother Teresa ahead of next month’s bankruptcy hearing.
She’s disgusting and she’s really getting to me now. She’s getting some backlash for this. GOOD!
 
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