Katie Price #39 Filter this, filter that - makes no difference, still a Twit!

[Harrigan]

I know it’s been said before but I wonder why Katie hasn’t resorted to Fans Only material, I think Kerry Katona is doing ok in that line of ‘work’.

Are the people in the bankruptcy case taking note of all these holidays and other income Katie receiving or is it just doing down the pan?

Lastly a plea to all the boys and gals (don’t want to offend) please lift up the toilet seat after use as it’s a health and safety issue!

 

[Noelc]

Thanks for that didn’t realise it could be so dangerous. I remember poor Michael Landon had coffee enemas when he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer.

Could be especially dangerous for her it would be so easy to tear a hole in her Tissue of Lies which runs throughout her body from the soles of her broken feet to the top of her syrups

 

[Penguin86]

If I married a cabbage and we split could we Patch things up and get back together?
Ay up the Brassica of that woman.

oh dear apologies to all not taken me meds, need a double dose.

Oops this has reminded me that i forgot to take my meds before I left the house this morning

 

[BigBlue2018]

There was some controversy over her in that she wasn’t a real doctor? She turned up at some events dressed very strangely with her daughter.

You're right H.

Gillian was not a qualified doctor. Bought her doctrate off the internet. But it has given me an idea. I might buy one, think they are about £4.99.

Dr Sid 'Colonic Sprecialist' working in the UK and Turkey. Home visits available on my mobility cart.

I'd offer Skanky and Wanky a free one each. Scounging grifters couldn't say no. But in their case I'd replace the water shot up their arses with vinegar!

 

[Noelc]

Oh yes his toe is there... ha ha ha! I think he was trying to dial an ambulance

To be fair he did wear protection, the see through ribbed socks from the Durex range , one size fits all

 

[Harrigan]

For those wanting to know Nurse Helga does tea leaf reading at the weekends. She very eco conscious and is using old kidney shaped bowls that uses to contain stones etc from operations. Don’t worry they’ve been thoroughly washed.
She’s a busy lady after full week at the hospital she does her hair, lilac rinse and permanent wave to look smart.
Her motto on life is, “always look on the Brite side of life”.

NB This post was not sponsored by the detergent which bears the same name although it’s ruddy good I use it for me teeth and laundry!

 

[MrFMercury]

I’m really surprised Planet Pete’s column is still going in New. What’s he actually doing these days?!
i also thought the same when I spotted the photo of Junior. He sounds and looks in photos of them together like he’d rather be anywhere else than with Skanky. Thing is it feels like she’s set her sights on her girls and Harvey as all being potential (or current in some cases) income streams and if you’re not getting her clicks, £ or freebies then she’s not interested in you anyway. I can well imagine Prinny I’m particular running to her mum every time Pete or Emily try and reign her in/discipline/protect her which plays straight into Skankys plan to make Prinny Pricey2

Ive finally seen a dentist btw. Much drugs and minor surgery in 2 weeks. Yay.

 

[Tamar]

Katie Price gets her bum fillers dissolved after pumping it full of fat

Former glamour model Katie Price has admitted that she "hates" her bum and is taking drastic measures to make it smaller by dissolving the fact she's had pumped into it

www.mirror.co.uk

Also had " a bizarre facial with needles before kicking off her fat-dissolving treatment."

Probably more botox

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Bloody hell Krustie's, I'm away for 24 hours & you've filled a thread & already on page 5 of another .

I had a quick look at 'news' last night & saw that there was a new YouTube . I couldn't face anything to do with her.

Again I say, if she wasn't such an utter bleep, I'd feel sorry for her. Imagine being so absolutely desperate for a headline that you will sell video footage of the contents of your hole. And share all the details of your failure to get pregnant. Baby only wanted for more headlines & cash . He is also seriously DESPERATE for fame for going along with all this absolute bollocks.

So when is little Lisbon Miracle Colonic Woods due?

Pair of utter cunts!

@Dollylovesshoes I went to the Agatha Christie exhibition at Torquay museum. I was soooo excited to see many of the items from Poirot's flat.

 

[Thegreenbush96]

Upset student told she 'can't wear' Katie Price's old tracksuit for culture day

Kathryn Beardow, 39, said tracksuits and comfortable wear are a part of British culture and her 14-year-old daughter should have been able to wear what she is comfortable in for a school event

www.dailystar.co.uk

She will be loving this.

 

[Tamar]

Flogging fake lashes again

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Bloody hell Krustie's, I'm away for 24 hours & you've filled a thread & already on page 5 of another .

I had a quick look at 'news' last night & saw that there was a new YouTube . I couldn't face anything to do with her.

Again I say, if she wasn't such an utter bleep, I'd feel sorry for her. Imagine being so absolutely desperate for a headline that you will sell video footage of the contents of your hole. And share all the details of your failure to get pregnant. Baby only wanted for more headlines & cash . He is also seriously DESPERATE for fame for going along with all this absolute bollocks.

So when is little Lisbon Miracle Colonic Woods due?

Pair of utter cunts!

@Dollylovesshoes I went to the Agatha Christie exhibition at Torquay museum. I was soooo excited to see many of the items from Poirot's flat.

Oh my Pinky how fabulous,the actual flats are exclusive block Charterhouse Square Florin Court.

Poirot's London flat for sale - Country Life

A one-bedroom apartment in the Art Deco mansion block made famous as the London home of Hercule Poirot has come to the market

www.countrylife.co.uk

 

[Harrigan]

I’m really surprised Planet Pete’s column is still going in New. What’s he actually doing these days?!
i also thought the same when I spotted the photo of Junior. He sounds and looks in photos of them together like he’d rather be anywhere else than with Skanky. Thing is it feels like she’s set her sights on her girls and Harvey as all being potential (or current in some cases) income streams and if you’re not getting her clicks, £ or freebies then she’s not interested in you anyway. I can well imagine Prinny I’m particular running to her mum every time Pete or Emily try and reign her in/discipline/protect her which plays straight into Skankys plan to make Prinny Pricey2

Ive finally seen a dentist btw. Much drugs and minor surgery in 2 weeks. Yay.

Good luck for the op hope you feel better soon

 

[BigBlue2018]

Pom, turn this into a wanted poster.....

Wanted for crimes against decency.

Would only take on this mad looking witch with Liar with her knuckle duster Louboutin stilettos and Dolly with a steaming vat of boiling piss!

It’ll come eventually. It’s been a while since she last made one. She’ll probably do OnlyFans next. I’m shocked that she hasn’t already joined.

Don't think anyone wants to pay to look at the naked body of someone who appears to has been the victim of a frenzied knife attack.

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

Flogging fake lashes again

Who is that?

 

[BigBlue2018]

Oh yes his toe is there... ha ha ha! I think he was trying to dial an ambulance

Nice one Liar. He'd only have to keep his toe on repeat!

 

[Tamar]

Who is that?

it is skanky. photo is on her IG

 

[liar liar]

You're right H.

Gillian was not a qualified doctor. Bought her doctrate off the internet. But it has given me an idea. I might buy one, think they are about £4.99.

Dr Sid 'Colonic Sprecialist' working in the UK and Turkey. Home visits available on my mobility cart.

I'd offer Skanky and Wanky a free one each. Scounging grifters couldn't say no. But in their case I'd replace the water shot up their arses with vinegar!

Would you be using barbed wire hosing for their next colonics by any chance?

Who is that?

'What is that' more like - probably cheaper to steal your kid's tarantula and pull off the legs and stick on eyelids.

Would only take on this mad looking witch with Liar with her knuckle duster Louboutin stilettos and Dolly with a steaming vat of boiling piss!


Don't think anyone wants to pay to look at the naked body of someone who appears to has been the victim of a frenzied knife attack.

Me feet are hurting so I'll customize my croc flops with some nasty rusty nails ha ha.

 

[wimble womble]

Upset student told she 'can't wear' Katie Price's old tracksuit for culture day

Kathryn Beardow, 39, said tracksuits and comfortable wear are a part of British culture and her 14-year-old daughter should have been able to wear what she is comfortable in for a school event

www.dailystar.co.uk

She will be loving this.

"As far as we are concerned then our English culture clothes is what we wear every day as that is our culture.

"Same for Muslims, they have their own everyday clothes, which they are allowed to wear to school, yet Katelyn isn't allowed to wear what she feels is her culture clothes like tracksuit, jeans, t-shirts, jumpers.

oh hang on let her wear katy prices old clothes ...

 

[liar liar]

Oh my Pinky how fabulous,the actual flats are exclusive block Charterhouse Square Florin Court.

Poirot's London flat for sale - Country Life

A one-bedroom apartment in the Art Deco mansion block made famous as the London home of Hercule Poirot has come to the market

www.countrylife.co.uk

Would be perfect for @DC16 for espionage purposes - let's all chip in - here, you can have my prawn cocktail to start the fund off

"As far as we are concerned then our English culture clothes is what we wear every day as that is our culture.

"Same for Muslims, they have their own everyday clothes, which they are allowed to wear to school, yet Katelyn isn't allowed to wear what she feels is her culture clothes like tracksuit, jeans, t-shirts, jumpers.

oh hang on let her wear katy prices old clothes ...

I read that crap all the way through. My, my some people create their own rods for their backs. Should have stopped after one child. The poor mother has obviously lost her marbles. It reminds me of new school years where kids are outed for clothing and haircuts which go against the rules. 'But little Butch had that tattoo on his forehead since 'e was born - you've nevvar noticed is all...' 'But all the boys are wearing skirts that short so our Willy should be able to as well...'

Bloody hell Krustie's, I'm away for 24 hours & you've filled a thread & already on page 5 of another .

I had a quick look at 'news' last night & saw that there was a new YouTube . I couldn't face anything to do with her.

Again I say, if she wasn't such an utter bleep, I'd feel sorry for her. Imagine being so absolutely desperate for a headline that you will sell video footage of the contents of your hole. And share all the details of your failure to get pregnant. Baby only wanted for more headlines & cash . He is also seriously DESPERATE for fame for going along with all this absolute bollocks.

So when is little Lisbon Miracle Colonic Woods due?

Pair of utter cunts!

@Dollylovesshoes I went to the Agatha Christie exhibition at Torquay museum. I was soooo excited to see many of the items from Poirot's flat.

In the late 70's I went for an interview at Ikea's London offices. They had some of the original artwork for the Agatha Christie books all framed around their offices. I was like wow.

Katie Price gets her bum fillers dissolved after pumping it full of fat

Former glamour model Katie Price has admitted that she "hates" her bum and is taking drastic measures to make it smaller by dissolving the fact she's had pumped into it

www.mirror.co.uk

Also had " a bizarre facial with needles before kicking off her fat-dissolving treatment."

Probably more botox

Hates needles but conveniently forgets the number of 'pricks' she's had and the endless rubbish injected, BY NEEDLE, into her lumpy fizzog.