Katie Price #39 Filter this, filter that - makes no difference, still a Twit!

[Noseybonk]

Surprised Katie hasn't done another sex tape yet.

Wasn’t Dane Bowers and his toe in the foof a sex tape? I haven’t searched for myself as there isn’t enough mind bleach to recover from that

 

[Badirene]

Wasn’t Dane Bowers and his toe in the foof a sex tape? I haven’t searched for myself as there isn’t enough mind bleach to recover from that

"If toes could talk: The Dane Bowers story" would make a great horror film.

 

[Facehugger]

"If toes could talk: The Dane Bowers story" would make a great horror film.

It can't talk, it went green & dropped off a week later, from foof and mouth disease

 

[265]

I'm going to leave you with this.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Welcome to #39 and thanks to Stapleyourtongue for a great suggestion but sadly I had to make
one slight alteration. Sorry about that but I had no choice, also sorry for the rush job, soon as I
got the computer on I noticed the old thread had overrun. Well thanks a lot for you and your
bloody waffle!

Previous thread - https://tattle.life/threads/katie-p...wind-the-witch-should-be-binned.19835/page-51

Carry on,

Latest bullshit!

Katie Price admits she 'hates' her bum as she undergoes fat dissolving treatment to 'make it smaller'

KATIE Price has admitted that she “hates” her bum, and is undergoing fat dissolving treatment to help “make it smaller”. The 42-year-old star opened up about her insecurity …

www.thesun.co.uk

Katie Price 'to name her baby Lisbon if she conceives on Portugal holiday'

Katie Price has reportedly joked that she will name her next child 'Lisbon' if she conceives on her baby-making holiday in Portugal with her fiancé Carl Woods

www.mirror.co.uk

Oh and this one which I didn't read because I was trying to eat my dinner.

Katie Price shock as she undergoes colonic irrigation live on camera for vlog

KATIE Price has shocked after undergoing a colonic irrigation live on camera for her YouTube channel. The 42-year-old star proudly showed off the tube that would go up her bottom for the treatment,…

www.thesun.co.uk

They'd have achieved the same results if they'd stuffed the tube in it's gob - same old tit in both ends

40 doughnuts ? for herself? greedy cow.

Well its not like she would share them with H is it? And I doubt cole would DARE to steal one like he does with H's carrot cakes either

Just been looking at a website....funniest mug shot pictures, here are some I thought were good

Theres a definate Criminal Look amongst that lot - the one in the middle looks like Lex Luthor's sister haha

Pom, turn this into a wanted poster.....

Wanted for crimes against decency.

I bet it was pointing it's toe at the camera though like it does at traffic cameras, bank machines & CCTV in parking lots

I've said this many times, just when you think she can't sink any lower, she does.

I'm still placing bets Katie will auction off Princesses Virginity!

Cole will buy it and she'll just laugh because its so hilarious (apparently)

I'm surprised she hadn't bottled that colonic water & wants to flog that myself she's a complete tit show all ways up and he's no better either.

She has thousands of gallons of similar stuff swilling around the gardens at Trampy Towers so she can bottle that and flog it to her "Fans" too

Thank you my friend xx.
I will leave Rita's suggestion on here for now while I catch up..I'm on page 49 xx
Cole in his Val Doonican jumper xx


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Excellent Pom! Now I think we need a nice 1960s polyester safari suit and cole will be fit for a groovy night out at Sheesh with his old woman

I'm going to leave you with this.

Its not a New Issue Alert. No. It's a WARNING about the tide of excrement contained inside - open at your peril!

 

[Harrigan]

I'm going to leave you with this.

Morning! I honestly thought this magazine was something Pom had worked her magic on. It can’t be real can it? Who would buy such crap? A Brussel sprout? Apologies to sprouts I like em.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

There must some braindeads who waste their pocket money on bilge like that, the same ones who buy OK magazine and all the rest of that trash journalism.

In fact I blame hairdressing salons who must buy it to "entertain" the ladies sitting under dryers or waiting for their treatments to set

 

[Harrigan]

There must some braindeads who waste their pocket money on bilge like that, the same ones who buy OK magazine and all the rest of that trash journalism.

In fact I blame hairdressing salons who must buy it to "entertain" the ladies sitting under dryers or waiting for their treatments to set

For those of you interested New magazine has Keeping up with Kerry and Planet Pete, columns by Kerry Katona and Peter Andrex. Anyway recent back issue I must buy Pete discusses finally getting his hair cut.

 

[liar liar]

Wasn’t Dane Bowers and his toe in the foof a sex tape? I haven’t searched for myself as there isn’t enough mind bleach to recover from that

Oh yes his toe is there... ha ha ha! I think he was trying to dial an ambulance

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

OMG I just googled some of the stuff and nearly died laughing! To think my parents went out looking like this back then! That shorts ensemble is just TRAGIC!

 

[Harrigan]

If I married a cabbage and we split could we Patch things up and get back together?
Ay up the Brassica of that woman.

oh dear apologies to all not taken me meds, need a double dose.

 

[liar liar]

It’ll come eventually. It’s been a while since she last made one. She’ll probably do OnlyFans next. I’m shocked that she hasn’t already joined.

Everyone can see it for nothing on the internet. Why would some sad sack bother paying?

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

It looks as if Its been slammed in the face with a frying pan; Hey that sounds like a great idea!

 

[Harrigan]

Everyone can see it for nothing on the internet. Why would some sad sack bother paying?

Oh you, I will have you know sacks are wonderful things, made of hessian and all sorts, containing things like compost and potatoes.

Nurse, Med E K Shorn!

 

[BigBlue2018]

They still both talk alot of tit

She looks completely off her face here!

 

[Harrigan]

I better get up, lots of funny comments in The Mirror re Katie’s colonic.

My word of the day is casuistry, the use of clever but unsound reasoning, especially in relation to moral questions.

Have a good day.

 

[Hampshire Hog]

Good morning one and all, another bright sunny day. It’s been quiet on the S&W front wonder what they are up to? Ignoring their shite treatment yesterday that’s low even for her. I’m not convinced they are still on holiday but she loves playing games, I also thought junior had said via Pete he wants to be left alone yet here she is first chance it gets putting picture of him up. Good mum she doesn’t seem to understand the word private. Or maybe she just don’t give a shite I’m off to enjoy the sunshine here in the sunny uk have a good day all

 

[BigBlue2018]

We're not sure she has, it might be she's trying to make it look like they're there. Some people think pics are photoshopped, or old,bit the kids might have joined her today or something. Smoke and mirrors as usual.

I don't personally think they are there. Junior definitely looks photoshopped in. Princess not so sure. What really annoys me is how they treat everyone like they are as thick as them. They are away, apparently on another 'freebie' with Ross and Marcello. Now alledgedly Princess and Junior are there as well. That would be 6 people. So why was 'Chef Cole' only BBQing 4 burgers the other day? Pair of morons.

Just been looking at a website....funniest mug shot pictures, here are some I thought were good

Second one looks well dodgy!!!!

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

I'm surprised she hadn't bottled that colonic water & wants to flog that myself she's a complete tit show all ways up and he's no better either.

Just waiting for her to flog the "Special limited Edition" bath bomb with "Natural" Extracts

 

[Fish189]

She looks completely off her face here!

I don’t think she’s ever been off the drugs at all. Just a bloody liar