Katie Price #39 Filter this, filter that - makes no difference, still a Twit!

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You're right H.

Gillian was not a qualified doctor. Bought her doctrate off the internet. But it has given me an idea. I might buy one, think they are about £4.99.

Dr Sid 'Colonic Sprecialist' working in the UK and Turkey. Home visits available on my mobility cart.

I'd offer Skanky and Wanky a free one each. Scounging grifters couldn't say no. But in their case I'd replace the water shot up their arses with vinegar!
This Doctor - El Cid - is he a part-time fireman, the one that gets to take the equipment home at the weekend for "private jobs"?

and EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! lmagine being proud to wear skanky's rancid cast-off trackies let alone be trying to justify it as 'Culture' BARF

Have you noticed the spelling error in that Mirror article?
Skanky is having the FACT dissolved in her arse, that aside I wonder how cole will enjoy having the FACT dissolved seeing as he IS her Other Arse (likewise full of tit too)
 
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This Doctor - El Cid - is he a part-time fireman, the one that gets to take the equipment home at the weekend for "private jobs"?
They say he looks like Charlton Heston and has an extra strong rubber hose, ooh May Tron!

PS i slipped in a film joke first to get it wins a prize!
 
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Flogging fake lashes again
Aren't we all excited too? Yawn..........................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....................................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :sleep:

I see the old filters have delivered on a massive task yet again though in making that thing look nothing like it actually does in-the-plastic :eek:
 
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Oh Krusties Krusties help me if you can
She wanted a clear out
So she went and saw a man
He said buy one I’ll give you one for free
So car wash jumped in and said that’ll do for me
Now for miracles Katie can’t be beat
Running around in wedges on her broken feet
But this is a true miracle , don’t understand this bit
Both had Colonics and they’re still so full of tit
 
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There was some controversy over her in that she wasn’t a real doctor? She turned up at some events dressed very strangely with her daughter.
I was just going to say that. She dresses very oddly with her daughter at any event they go to. And are a spectacle. She wasn’t an actual dr and was even on celeb big brother on season. And she looked at their poo too!
 
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Ole pointy chin is “Brudy” think the definition pretty much sums her up. She certainly doesn’t like anyone to have an opinion. Of course, though, she meant broody 🙄
Talk about Thicko’s sticking together FFS.🤣

bleeping diamond ring ads now.😩
 
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Ole pointy chin is “Brudy” think the definition pretty much sums her up. She certainly doesn’t like anyone to have an opinion. Of course, though, she meant broody 🙄
Nothing like a safeguarding issue of putting someone’s else’s kids up on social media one with face showing just bec ur ‘brudy ’ the silly cow pointy chin is
 
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so, she had her hosepipe up the arse treatment at the Angel Clinic in Loughton Essex. Trying to do a fake accent in the video.

 
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What a bleeping thick bleep,,the bleeping old scab bag,bet she went to Sheesh after her bowels emptied.🤢That’s not far from there…
 
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"As far as we are concerned then our English culture clothes is what we wear every day as that is our culture.

"Same for Muslims, they have their own everyday clothes, which they are allowed to wear to school, yet Katelyn isn't allowed to wear what she feels is her culture clothes like tracksuit, jeans, t-shirts, jumpers.

oh hang on let her wear katy prices old clothes ...
I’m sure buying prices skanky old smelly stained cast offs for your daughter is classed as child abuse 🤷‍♀️
 
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Has pointy chin considered the changes a baby would make to her improbably proportioned body? I mean, she could do pregnancy the Lozza G way and photoshop half of herself away (rather than the 25% she does now) but I get the impression Fern is actually a normal, slim size she just likes it when her head makes her resemble a Pop figure.
 
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