I’ve been thinking about Skanky’s situation now and I think she’s finally painted herself into a corner. She’s screaming MH issues despite clearly just being a raging druggy and hole. Surely if this is the card she’s playing for the Skankrupcy, that plays to KH’s favour as he can argue she’s too unstable to have the kids? Also doesn’t that further slam the door on her driving? Is she says she’s well enough to have the kids and drive, she’s well enough for the bankruptcy. Something in this house of cards is about to fall and when it does, I hope B and J are with the Haylers and H is also far far away for his own good.
Katie Price #370 Skank’s been fooled, JJ’s not her next breeder, he’s been outed as a wooden fame-feeder.
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Mr tax man won't give a flying foook if skank tops herself HMRC can still chase the clan for their money. They'll just sell the estate and give what's left to her next of kin.
You would sincerely hope so but she's got away with everything so far.
Jesus are they getting more lopsided
It's a rehas of a story she told about almost drowning herself bit KH saved her in one of her BS biographies ... same tit different day, constant rinse and repeat ... this old dog has no new tricks, its only the audience that has changed
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Well ... one is GIANT... the other is XL
Bit late to the party but really, her voice, timing, lyrics all completelyKrustie’s slow down we are doing a Fred in 2 days, the chit chat chit is out of control, gee on BH day I reckon it will be 2 Fred’s in 1 day
Anyway a Recap, a few pages late, and yes I’m posting this at 1am in the morning, yeah I couldn’t sleep tonight, but I’m tired now, Skank does have her usesArghhhhhh, Skank has been really obnoxious, currently doing my head in she be
Saturday night she was out with Kryten, they took a photo of their feet, a new trick that is fast becoming a favourite of hers, as she tries to conceal where she is. Unfortunately for her I recognised the flooring, so knew they were in the Brighton Ivy Asia….got ya Skank
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On Sunday afternoon Skank attended the Brunch lunch thingy in Nottingham, taking her entourage with her, the fake boyfriend, Darth, Chardonnay (or whatever she’s called, I can’t remember) big fan woman and sadly Bunny, even though it was an over 18 event (the rules never apply, there is never a consequence to her breaking them)
Needless to say she made a complete arse of herself. Appeared drunk/high, rambled on incoherently at times, paraded B on stage dressed as her, wearing very high heels and makeup (beyond sick now, very upsetting to view) and phoned H to perform for the punters as she always does. Basically treated it like her crappy podcasts, me, me, me, delivering fascinating entrepreneurial tips such as “It’s all about double numbers”. She ended the event by singing with the house band, unbelievably her ‘singing’ has got worse, more of that later.
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Skank reiterated to the audience that there’s nothing wrong with being a bankrupt, in fact we are all in bankruptcies and she laughed that no one could take the MM off her either. We scoffed, but I checked and found out that both Kylie and Jennifer Aniston have said they are bankrupt, plus I asked Mr SK if we were, and he replied “Yes, it’s been years now”, gee I never knew, what a laugh. So appears this Skank sometimes knows what she’s talking about, we are all bankrupt, who knew
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Although Skank chatted a load ofat the Q&A session in Nottingham, she did impress the importance of ‘double numbers’ as an entrepreneurial method in making big coin. Surprisingly I found an article in the Red Tops detailing how ‘double numbers’ were a big deal in the business world these days. Even Richard Branson using this stunning Skanky strategy with his Virgin company, to increase profitability, who knew
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Might add, Virgin have recently announced they expect record losses for the first quarter of 2024, this could be connected to Skanky advice, so maybe “double numbers” are a steaming pile of
H accordingly had an accident and was rushed to A&E. A photo of a blood stained brick wall was posted on IG, something we all do when we are rushing our child to hospital. No details have emerged other than a bandaged hand, but she was out later at the theatre, so I don’t think it was much of a concern, and I’m sure we’ll hear all about it on the podcast this week
Skank and Kryten hitting the town after H’s accident……nope still not a relationship and he still looks like he wants his Mom
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She did another podcast, saying word for word stuff as all her other interviews, we know the drill, the interviewers always love her, Skank talks bollox and lies, they never challenge her, heard one, you’ve heard them all, just noise now.
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Where will she take us next, gee it’s exhausting. I leave you with this treat, a longer version of the ‘singing’ from the Nottingham event. Amazingly she is getting worse, this is bad, very very very bad. Though weirdly I am kinda looking forward to the 40 ‘singing’ events she says are coming our way this summer. There will be more of this, the punters looking on in astonishment as she banshee wails her through tunes, off her head onand
not knowing the words, unable to dance, but doing that shitting on stage bum thing she does, and smirking as she’s so pleased with herself. It will be a disaster for her…..she cannot sing
but comedy gold for Tattle
Absolutely tit-faced as she murders Britney, thankfully for me it isn’t Kylie, so there’s that….
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To paraphrase the late great Eric Morecambe - She's hitting all the right notes but not necessarily in the right order
Well ... one is GIANT... the other is XL
I read that as TURD WHEEL ... not sure what that is, but think it's him
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Nah, gay men have better taste in clothes... he is just a sad wannabe zleb with a bad toupee pretending to be shagging an ancient, desperate, haggard, has been reality bint for clicks and views
There was an old slag from Brighton,
Who found a new egg called Kryten,
His eyes they were slitty,
His necklace was crappy,
And his mind it appeared unenlightened
Don't forget she also "done an overdose" to try to get Dane Bowers back
Traced Krytons family tree…
I remember that one all emotional blackmail shes been doing it for bleeping yearsDon't forget she also "done an overdose" to try to get Dane Bowers back
Hmmm.... I see ITs wearing more jewelry that usual. Wonder what it's worth?
Probably copying JJs bling as well as the outfits!
And was going to drive into a wall at Harvey’s nurseryDon't forget she also "done an overdose" to try to get Dane Bowers back
They looks so akward together lol no hand holding and hanging off the arm like she normally does with her victims and im wondering why she hasnt mentioned SB or done her usual slagging off of her exWell ... one is GIANT... the other is XL
I read that as TURD WHEEL ... not sure what that is, but think it's him
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Nah, gay men have better taste in clothes... he is just a sad wannabe zleb with a bad toupee pretending to be shagging an ancient, desperate, haggard, has been reality bint for clicks and views
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Most likely tat bought from Claires lolHmmm.... I see ITs wearing more jewelry that usual. Wonder what it's worth?
Probably copying JJs bling as well as the outfits!
Think skank also did the pretend suicidal thoughts posting cryptic crap with sink boy when they'd split a few times so he'd run back.
Nah The Flumps we’re Cute
He’s more like something Jabba the hut shitted out He wouldn’t even qualify for The Trash heap in Fraggle rock 
He just doesn’t have any redeeming qualities
I know, Pootle is too cute. But he is the same height
Yeah and why hasn't she mentioned he's the biggest she's ever had?
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