Krustie’s slow down we are doing a Fred in 2 days, the chit chat chit is out of control, gee on BH day I reckon it will be 2 Fred’s in 1 day
Anyway a Recap, a few pages late, and yes I’m posting this at 1am in the morning, yeah I couldn’t sleep tonight, but I’m tired now, Skank does have her uses
Arghhhhhh, Skank has been really obnoxious, currently doing my head in she be
Saturday night she was out with Kryten, they took a photo of their feet, a new trick that is fast becoming a favourite of hers, as she tries to conceal where she is. Unfortunately for her I recognised the flooring, so knew they were in the Brighton Ivy Asia….got ya Skank
I walked past there that night, shudder, I nearly had a ‘close encounter of the Skanky kind’
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On Sunday afternoon Skank attended the Brunch lunch thingy in Nottingham, taking her entourage with her, the fake boyfriend, Darth, Chardonnay (or whatever she’s called, I can’t remember) big fan woman and sadly Bunny, even though it was an over 18 event (the rules never apply, there is never a consequence to her breaking them)
Needless to say she made a complete arse of herself. Appeared drunk/high, rambled on incoherently at times, paraded B on stage dressed as her, wearing very high heels and makeup (beyond sick now, very upsetting to view) and phoned H to perform for the punters as she always does. Basically treated it like her crappy podcasts, me, me, me, delivering fascinating entrepreneurial tips such as “It’s all about double numbers”. She ended the event by singing with the house band, unbelievably her ‘singing’ has got worse, more of that later.
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Skank reiterated to the audience that there’s nothing wrong with being a bankrupt, in fact we are all in bankruptcies and she laughed that no one could take the MM off her either. We scoffed, but I checked and found out that both Kylie and Jennifer Aniston have said they are bankrupt, plus I asked Mr SK if we were, and he replied “Yes, it’s been years now”, gee I never knew, what a laugh. So appears this Skank sometimes knows what she’s talking about, we are all bankrupt, who knew
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Although Skank chatted a load of
at the Q&A session in Nottingham, she did impress the importance of ‘double numbers’ as an entrepreneurial method in making big coin. Surprisingly I found an article in the Red Tops detailing how ‘double numbers’ were a big deal in the business world these days. Even Richard Branson using this stunning Skanky strategy with his Virgin company, to increase profitability, who knew
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Might add, Virgin have recently announced they expect record losses for the first quarter of 2024, this could be connected to Skanky advice, so maybe “double numbers” are a steaming pile of after all
H accordingly had an accident and was rushed to A&E. A photo of a blood stained brick wall was posted on IG, something we all do when we are rushing our child to hospital. No details have emerged other than a bandaged hand, but she was out later at the theatre, so I don’t think it was much of a concern, and I’m sure we’ll hear all about it on the podcast this week
Skank and Kryten hitting the town after H’s accident……nope still not a relationship and he still looks like he wants his Mom
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She did another podcast, saying word for word stuff as all her other interviews, we know the drill, the interviewers always love her, Skank talks bollox and lies, they never challenge her, heard one, you’ve heard them all, just noise now.
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Where will she take us next, gee it’s exhausting. I leave you with this treat, a longer version of the ‘singing’ from the Nottingham event. Amazingly she is getting worse, this is bad, very very very bad. Though weirdly I am kinda looking forward to the 40 ‘singing’ events she says are coming our way this summer. There will be more of this, the punters looking on in astonishment as she banshee wails her through tunes, off her head on
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not knowing the words, unable to dance, but doing that shitting on stage bum thing she does, and smirking as she’s so pleased with herself. It will be a disaster for her…..she cannot sing
but comedy gold for Tattle
Absolutely
tit-faced as she murders Britney, thankfully for me it isn’t Kylie, so there’s that
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