Imagine how pissed off little JJ must be though
He probably thought 'ill put up with the old banger so I can get a few column inches then I'll ditch her'
Then along comes Carl and actually grows some balls for an hour or 2 and bam, he's got more news articles than he's had the whole time he's been with the skank.
And there's JJ stuck in some ski resort with that minger pawing him with her crusty nails while texting her ex and being hammered in the papers
probably have to spend the whole flight home listening to her go on and on and on about her exs and the 'press' out to get her