NEWS FLASH!I thought sex selection was only available in the US and I'm sure that wouldn't even be possible with IVF. She's had 5 children who have been brought up by everyone but her. Enough is enough. She is vile. I hope all sites which support women undergoing IVF are taking note and planning to bombard her with the sort of wake-up call she needs. She can't wait to blame Crawl yet she hasn't conceived in the past 6 or 7 years.
Isn't their cousin, the Butcher of Bosnia, relocating to the UK? Could he have the relevant surgical skills?
I have spoken to my friend Burka 'The Butcher of Istanbul, MD' and his brother Duman 'The Demon Dentist of Istanbul' and indeed you are correct Liar, their Bosnian cousin 'IVF Ivan' is relocating to Turkey to help run the 3rd business. I'm assisting with their marketing material but I'm extremely concerned.
They want to use the strapline 'Is your man a jaffa, 'cos here it doesn't matter!' They intend to offer celebrity sperm but I fear they will use the lookalikes Duman has installed free Turkey teeth into.
They insist they have the Bee Gees (most of all are dead so how IVF Ivan has got the sperm I have no idea), Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Johnny Depp, Justin Beiber, Price Andrew and Donald Trump on their books as donars. Could believe the last two and Trumps orange skin colour and bald head would compliment Skankys looks.
On another bombshell, little Sid failed his internship with the Butcher and is now back in the UK with his chainsaw. My Dudley has stepped in and is flying to Turkey with his multihead screwdriver as we speak with his chaperone, my good chum Alan Partridge.
Dudley has lost most of his teeth to old age so the Demon Dentist is going to insert a set in payment for his services but I'm a bit concerned with the artists impression.
Meanwhile, Alan has had to fly with a job lot of tungstan tip screws from B&Q in his luggage for Butcher so he can screw Skankys face back on when she next turns up looking for a freebie!
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