all we need now is the mother of his baby ( if it’s true that he has baby) comes forward and sells her story as an exclusive to the scumRemember Clearblue with clearblue
He’ll be coming out of Poundland next
Katie Price #35 get ready Jordan, here comes the warden!
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I cannot for the life of me, fathom how utterly devoid of any feelings toward anyone other than herself she isBless youshe's all me, me, me, no thought whatsoever for anyone else, she's cuntish, don't let her upset you x
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Oh! I thought it was a forest they were going to for an al fresco shag where she would conceive immediately. My mistake.Miracle Woods. Brilliant, it sounds like frickin furniture polish
Just came on ask the same thing after seeing this:
‘Carl is getting tested because he’s never got anyone pregnant before.’
I'm seriously gobsmacked, though duck knows why. Her telling everyone he's probably a jaffa. Are his family OK with that kind of TMI? 
I can't stand him but I'm mortified for him. Has he no pride?
He should give his own version "Yeah, the docs said that with all the old abortions she's had over the years and with her being so old it woulld be what they call a geriatric pregnancy which might even result in her having another baby like H. And yeah, yanno she's said a few times that if she'd known how H would be she'd have terminated that pregnancy as well, so yeah ...."
I can't stand him but I'm mortified for him. Has he no pride?He should give his own version "Yeah, the docs said that with all the old abortions she's had over the years and with her being so old it woulld be what they call a geriatric pregnancy which might even result in her having another baby like H. And yeah, yanno she's said a few times that if she'd known how H would be she'd have terminated that pregnancy as well, so yeah ...."
IF by any chance you do manage to conceive Katie Price, how do you know it'll be a girl?? Do you have a sex-selective procedure in mind? Oh yeah I almost forgot that you need something cute to dress in pink, and can't really bond with your boys...Who actually okay's this constant stream of tit before it goes out????. SHE DOES NOT RAISE HER 5 CHILDREN. THE FATHER'S RAISE 4 & SHE EXPLOITS THE 5TH
. Harvey has not just moved out on his own
FFS
I have it on good authority that my friend and Skankys plastic surgeon of choice 'The Butcher of Istanbul, MD' and his brother 'The Demon Dentist of Istanbul - Bee Gee Teath a Speciality' are diversifying their practice into new fields.Somewhere with a supply of fertile men and a turkey baster maybe... she should try the one who got Llozza preggers
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Note the drugs required are not included in the fees. When my friends underwent this years ago they were atronomically expensive on top of the procedures but then skanky forks out for Other Sorts of Drugs already judging by her's & cole's boggle-eyed photos.Prices at that clinic today, better sell a few more bath bombs then hun
Better than Miracle PriceMiracle Woods. Brilliant, it sounds like frickin furniture polish
She could always go to the nearest vet specialising in artifical insemination of cattle. Rather apt having that old cow going to a vet dontcha think?
Just imagine the vet wearing those huge rubber gauntlets, the apron and the rubber trousers having to go near price with its legs akimbo, but it woukld certainly be a lot cheaper
I do feel like she is trying to put all the blame on Cole for not getting her pregnant. There are probably lots of different factors contributing to this. Her age, using coke since she had B&J, his steroid use among to name but a few. She has already given her mum 5 grandchildren and her sister is about to give birth too, so it’s not as though she doesn’t have grandchildren.
Like all those newspaper comments, she’s only been trying a short time and because it hasn’t happened straight away, she is down the IVF clinic, which being bankrupt she really can’t afford. Her comments are so crazy... the baby will be called Miracle (lovely name for a boy, as sewergrapes said) the doctors told her she will have a baby this year
Don’t think the doctors are psychic. None of her children live with her, even Harvey has his own house and I still don’t believe she made that decision to set him up in a house ready for college.
It’s definitely the same old merry go round of stories with each guy, this was from when she was with Kris:
She also made her intentions towards Kris clear earlier this week as she posted the hashtag #babies #marriage on a loved-up pic of them.
However, the wedding will have to wait as, technically, Katie is still married to her estranged ex Kieran.
Her numerous so called trips to the Priory over the years, seem to have done nothing to change her, she says she is different in interviews, but it is still constantly the same old crap day after day, she learns nothing and doesn’t care about how her actions affect everyone else. She constantly lies and contradicts everything.
Like all those newspaper comments, she’s only been trying a short time and because it hasn’t happened straight away, she is down the IVF clinic, which being bankrupt she really can’t afford. Her comments are so crazy... the baby will be called Miracle (lovely name for a boy, as sewergrapes said) the doctors told her she will have a baby this year
Don’t think the doctors are psychic. None of her children live with her, even Harvey has his own house and I still don’t believe she made that decision to set him up in a house ready for college.It’s definitely the same old merry go round of stories with each guy, this was from when she was with Kris:
She also made her intentions towards Kris clear earlier this week as she posted the hashtag #babies #marriage on a loved-up pic of them.
However, the wedding will have to wait as, technically, Katie is still married to her estranged ex Kieran.
Her numerous so called trips to the Priory over the years, seem to have done nothing to change her, she says she is different in interviews, but it is still constantly the same old crap day after day, she learns nothing and doesn’t care about how her actions affect everyone else. She constantly lies and contradicts everything.
same old bullshit on an endless rotation.....................................................
Katie Price having IVF so terminally ill mum can see her have more kids
Katie Price and her fiancé Carl Woods are going to try for a baby using IVF so that Amy gets another grandchildwww.mirror.co.uk
£800k Essex home set to be snapped up by Katie Price and fiance Carl Woods
Katie Price and fiance Carl Woods are reportedly set to splash the cash on a new home in Essex.www.thurrockgazette.co.uk
More.
More porky-pies from the scum couple thenthey claim to be moving, and according to crawl have put an offer on this house
Check out this 5 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
5 bedroom detached house for sale in Great Bardfield, CM7 for £800,000. Marketed by Gray & Co, Great Bardfieldwww.rightmove.co.uk
it has been on the market since November and still is. there is no sold stc or anything.
She's probably too ashamed to admit that the oaf fathered her poor child - or he's threatened her; Now that would be no surprise whatsoeverall we need now is the mother of his baby ( if it’s true that he has baby) comes forward and sells her story as an exclusive to the scum
Given this little lot I cannot wait until he gets so pissed off with her that he leaves when we will see the fur fly (or her wigs flying off!) & then the truth of this charade will soon be out; I doubt he will go easy on her as the rest of her multitude iof exes apparently have.I'm seriously gobsmacked, though duck knows why. Her telling everyone he's probably a jaffa. Are his family OK with that kind of TMI?
He should give his own version "Yeah, the docs said that with all the old abortions she's had over the years and with her being so old it woulld be what they call a geriatric pregnancy which might even result in her having another baby like H. And yeah, yanno she's said a few times that if she'd known how H would be she'd have terminated that pregnancy as well, so yeah ...."
Roll on Alex getting out of clink too
This one has more chance of getting pregnant than price does;
And BTW Sid is NOT her dog, otherwise if he is, the poor little sod is on a very sticky wicket
Hell's teef! It ain't even her own hair!Would you buy hair care products off this woman?
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Smaug!
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Well of course its here! Theres impending war in the Middle East and all the scum worries about is skanky & wanky with their pathetic lives (existences)It’s made the scum now
Katie Price can't keep her hands off fiancé Carl Woods as they snuggle asleep
KATIE Price showed her struggle to keep her hands off fiancé Carl Woods as they snuggled asleep together in her dressing room. The loved up pair were snapped with their arms and legs entwined while…www.thesun.co.uk
The crippled feet. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Maybe that stupid tattoo covers the "Hideous scarring"?
And that jumper! Is she impersonating a cuttlefish? I must say that she's got the lips for it tho
He's lovely! I've had Monitor lizards and bearded dragons but now I make do with the Fire Salamanders living in my log piles and the little sand lizards; Theres also a big toad I often see and the adders- not so welcoming to those tho
"Mrs Patterson (or whoever you currently are" Can I have a jam sandwich please mrs. Patterson?" LOLMore like the final scenes of Kevin & Perry Go Large
When the next bloke happens along after cole runs off screaming for mercy back to his Mummy maybe she had better demand a Proof of Potency Certificate from him, evidence of other kids and a fertility attestation?
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Sorry I'm an old bat but what does this plug walk thing mean?Doing the plug walk again
Has this Pug been to Turkey for his teeth? They look like the (cack) handed work of a chum of mine? This one is far better looking than Clearblue!
Penitentiary Issue!
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IF - a very BIG IF - it does manage to get pregnant with IVF, the surgeons can go through and select the healthiest if there are multiples and maybe pick a female for her requirements, so effectively she'll be getting a Designer Baby which she will love being as speshul as wot she is innit.
It will make a change for her to actually PAY for something though if she can't blag a freebie off them
I don’t think she is even having IVF it’s just another way to deflect the news about her bankruptcy. She did it with Alex, Chris and now Crawl, it’s an easy lie that you can’t disprove as medical records can’t be accessed.
As usual she has misjudged this and upset a lot of women desperate to have a child. She is lower than a snakes belly and will one day be held to account.
As usual she has misjudged this and upset a lot of women desperate to have a child. She is lower than a snakes belly and will one day be held to account.
I keep thinking back to what Cloud Chaser said (I think last week), that skanky will be lining up her big story. Spot on there, how convenient for the courts
A Penitentiary Prisoner!What the duck is she dressed like
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Awwww perhaps it’s an omen!
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