But if SB is with her (?) he will be glued to her every minute no doubt.
Gurning at the camera….
Katie Price #211 has another stalker, but who believes this joker?
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Gurning at the camera….
How apt her standing by the pig arks.Well thanks for that i just shat and puked at the same time as well as having a ptsd episode
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Judging by the dirt on it's face I think its been snuffling for truffles
"The choklit wuns beycors I downt like dem uvver fings"
Will she be putting that Uptheir nonsense clothing on H for the NTAs? He did wear a shirt and trousers at a previous edition, but every other event since (Diversity awards and Sophie wedding) he has had that Uptheir range on him
He will be there.In a noo shirt and no socks.But if SB is with her (?) he will be glued to her every minute no doubt.
Are these lot the new agent/ pr then?
Well tomorrow night will it be
1....slutty/chav attire in moon boots
2....slutty/chav attire in wheel chair
3....slutty/chav attire on crutches
4....just slutty/chav attire accompanied with step dad of the year and cash cow Harvey
1....slutty/chav attire in moon boots
2....slutty/chav attire in wheel chair
3....slutty/chav attire on crutches
4....just slutty/chav attire accompanied with step dad of the year and cash cow Harvey
most likely freebies,wears them once and bins them
Some more ill-fitting, cheap & nasty items pulled out of the mouldy boxes from UpTheir for the grand occasion.
Meanwhile Mummy will be getting a new pair of moon boots to wear with those crusty plastic leggings she so loves
Harv, moonboots, the one, black stretchy trousers or evening wear tracksuit.
'Slutty Chav' sounds s good name for a clothing range - there you go Skanky
Ha good. I wanted to put the same comment but didn't want to sign up. I would have said hello to Celtic Paul too.
She has the look of a heavy drinker or smoker to me. I don't drink much now but when I did my skin would look quite dry for days afterwards. She doesn't take care of it either, she looks pretty rough.
Urghh, look at her horrible rat eyes. Match her hairWell thanks for that i just shat and puked at the same time as well as having a ptsd episode
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They got no chance, my vote and money is on that poor guy who lost his life to a brain tumour. A real tragedy, skank!
The old ... bitter .. vile ... jealous ... vengeful scummy WHOREBAG .... has the face she deserves 
...... my neighbour 87 has far nicer skin, facial features, that's because she is a genuine good lady, her kindness shines from within ..... ` pwicceee ` Like a turd, it floats to the top eventually ... NO surgery will ever fix the UGLY on her, because it comes from inside, its who she is .... she's going to milk this twwwaaaammmma tit, for a while yet, the tv channels, stupid enough to believe her lies, the dumb press ... and her enabling family, have given this vile bleep, more excuses for her unacceptable behaviour, we heard it yesterday, when she was abusing that guy ... she screeched about her twwwwwwaaaammma PTSD using it as an excuse to be a fuckin nasty bully ( get away with anything 
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...... my neighbour 87 has far nicer skin, facial features, that's because she is a genuine good lady, her kindness shines from within ..... ` pwicceee ` Like a turd, it floats to the top eventually ... NO surgery will ever fix the UGLY on her, because it comes from inside, its who she is .... she's going to milk this twwwaaaammmma tit, for a while yet, the tv channels, stupid enough to believe her lies, the dumb press ... and her enabling family, have given this vile bleep, more excuses for her unacceptable behaviour, we heard it yesterday, when she was abusing that guy ... she screeched about her twwwwwwaaaammma PTSD using it as an excuse to be a fuckin nasty bully ( get away with anything mental health card )Attachments
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I think the people who bought them are as bad as her. He was bloody given them free!
Prediction for tomorrows NTA awards..
1, skank half cut before it arrives posting tit from the car.
2, skank and tosser arrive and immediately do the cuddles kissy thing for the paps to make out their so much in love.
3, do the red carpet skank in a dress hair long to hide it's deformed body tosser in a knock off Ralph Lauren shirt tight trousers no socks.3, pose on the red carpet skank drapes on H like a prostitute tosser tightly holding H's arm like a security guard and poor H doing the thumbs up what mummy told him to do.
4, soon as the gruesome twosome are out of sight of the public and paps palm H off onto his carer while the gruesome twosome hit the free drinks and try for some selfies with anyone remotely zlist.
5, take their seats for the presentations skank on her phone tosser trying to get noticed by the camera man.
6, H doesn't win the camera points at skank who's got a face like a slapped arse and is berating tosser "it's your fault i didn't win"
7, skank and tosser storm off skank overheard saying to H's carer " take the bleep back to college no point in him being here now i didn't win nobody is going to take pictures"
8, skank and tosser hit the after party were skank tries it on with numerous zlist blokes telling people "i'm single"
9, tosser tries it on with numerous zlist women and gets laughed at with one overheard saying " who the duck are you duck off"
10, skank gets smashed and told to leave with tosser press catch a glimpse of them jumping into back of car.
11, skank and tosser arrive back at the MM were they argue and an ambulance is called and police mystery man charged with assault, coercive and controlling behaviour and theft of engagement ring (slapgate 2).
1, skank half cut before it arrives posting tit from the car.
2, skank and tosser arrive and immediately do the cuddles kissy thing for the paps to make out their so much in love.
3, do the red carpet skank in a dress hair long to hide it's deformed body tosser in a knock off Ralph Lauren shirt tight trousers no socks.3, pose on the red carpet skank drapes on H like a prostitute tosser tightly holding H's arm like a security guard and poor H doing the thumbs up what mummy told him to do.
4, soon as the gruesome twosome are out of sight of the public and paps palm H off onto his carer while the gruesome twosome hit the free drinks and try for some selfies with anyone remotely zlist.
5, take their seats for the presentations skank on her phone tosser trying to get noticed by the camera man.
6, H doesn't win the camera points at skank who's got a face like a slapped arse and is berating tosser "it's your fault i didn't win"
7, skank and tosser storm off skank overheard saying to H's carer " take the bleep back to college no point in him being here now i didn't win nobody is going to take pictures"
8, skank and tosser hit the after party were skank tries it on with numerous zlist blokes telling people "i'm single"
9, tosser tries it on with numerous zlist women and gets laughed at with one overheard saying " who the duck are you duck off"
10, skank gets smashed and told to leave with tosser press catch a glimpse of them jumping into back of car.
11, skank and tosser arrive back at the MM were they argue and an ambulance is called and police mystery man charged with assault, coercive and controlling behaviour and theft of engagement ring (slapgate 2).
Rhinestones , Coke filled nostrils , nylon extensions “ cascading naturally over her shoulders” 3 pairs of false eyelashes , blinged up moon boots , warty face ,Evening Tracksuit , sinkboy gurning for any available lens wearing one of his oh so exclusive promotional shirts ( unironed) and no socks , nostrils full of powder , Badly Dressed Harvey drugged up to the eyeballs , headphones ,” carer “ attached to phone, vodka , Pastel talons , eggs ( unfertilised) screeching , jealousy , bitching , photo opportunities , Backgrid , more powder , more vodka , pulling its top up , disappointment , rage etc etc etc
SNAP !
That’s how I nearly ended mine too
SNAP !
I can imagine he is as controlling as she is, and I bet he'll make sure she stays sober. I remember him saying something along the lines of if "Jordan" reappears, he's off and wouldn't stand for it. (we all know when she's pissed she's even more of an embarrassment) she 'LOVED IT' of course as she loves to be put in her placeBut if SB is with her (?) he will be glued to her every minute no doubt.
Maybe we tattlers just live in a different dimention rather than the skankyverse she and it's clan live inThe old ... bitter .. vile ... jealous ... vengeful scummy WHOREBAG .... has the face she deserves
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