You must be able to see into the future. Can you tell me Fridays lottery numbers pleasePrediction for tomorrows NTA awards..
1, skank half cut before it arrives posting tit from the car.
2, skank and tosser arrive and immediately do the cuddles kissy thing for the paps to make out their so much in love.
3, do the red carpet skank in a dress hair long to hide it's deformed body tosser in a knock off Ralph Lauren shirt tight trousers no socks.3, pose on the red carpet skank drapes on H like a prostitute tosser tightly holding H's arm like a security guard and poor H doing the thumbs up what mummy told him to do.
4, soon as the gruesome twosome are out of sight of the public and paps palm H off onto his carer while the gruesome twosome hit the free drinks and try for some selfies with anyone remotely zlist.
5, take their seats for the presentations skank on her phone tosser trying to get noticed by the camera man.
6, H doesn't win the camera points at skank who's got a face like a slapped arse and is berating tosser "it's your fault i didn't win"
7, skank and tosser storm off skank overheard saying to H's carer " take the bleep back to college no point in him being here now i didn't win nobody is going to take pictures"
8, skank and tosser hit the after party were skank tries it on with numerous zlist blokes telling people "i'm single"
9, tosser tries it on with numerous zlist women and gets laughed at with one overheard saying " who the duck are you duck off"
10, skank gets smashed and told to leave with tosser press catch a glimpse of them jumping into back of car.
11, skank and tosser arrive back at the MM were they argue and an ambulance is called and police mystery man charged with assault, coercive and controlling behaviour and theft of engagement ring (slapgate 2).
PS, I see you photographed the Porsche at some posh house and not the MM. Must be hard work ferrying all those cars between Essex and the MM 
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