Katie Price #160 Time for court = Time for deflection, it wasn't trotter surgery, just an injection

[Pom Bear]

New thread and Well done @BiffasBeemer for the thread title xx

Cole has new Only fans content up x

 

[Baggins]

Haven't been on for a couple of days and probably won't get caught up. I became a nana for the second time yesterday and when I saw the love and pride in my son and his lovely partner's eyes my heart almost burst with pride and happiness. That's what being a parent is, it's the most important thing in life I now have two beautiful, healthy granddaughters to love and cherish forever love to all Krusties

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

Ah man I spent an hour yesterday searching for Turkeygate and slapgate. I'll take your word for this one as I can't be arsed!

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful little ladybug named Chlamydia. Chlamydia lived in the palace of an evil prince, Cole Woods III. Normally she lived a quiet, inconspicuous life, until one day, the evil prince saw her sitting on the windowsill of the palaces reception room. He took a picture of her, and uploaded it to his Instashite page and what occurred afterwards caused a huge furor throughout the land of Tattleville. For in the picture, a strange phenomenon appeared. Next to the poor innocent ladybird, a line of cocaine was seen!. *gasp* Some people in Tattleville were convinced evil villain Cole was force-feeding Chlamydia drugs, and was leading her into a world of debauchery, like he had done with his ugly bride-to-be, Skankenstein. But other people in Tattleville could see the "drugs" were actually a flash glare from the camera. *gasp*. Shortly after, Chlamydia was admitted to the priory, where she remains today. The evil prince now force-feeds the cocaine to his equally evil fiance. And everyone lives happily ever after.


The end.

 

[DC16]

Just a constant stream of lies fall from her mouth to deflect what is really going on behind the scenes.
Bankruptcy 2019 = hates and trashes the MM, bad for her MH, with SB now wants to live there, gets a tv company to do it up knowing she is going lose it but it’s going to be her forever family home. Wants to buy the old rental = getting closer to be fully evicted.

 

[265]

Welcome to #160 and well done to @BiffasBeemer for the winning title
which I had to alter slightly to fit.

Previous Thread - https://tattle.life/threads/katie-p...ares-its-all-a-con.29331/page-50#post-9453337

Recap - Katie at it again with her lies, stirring up the foot saga to put off more court appearances.

From the Pom Gallery.

Carry on People.

 

[pepe le pew]

Just seen the funniest comment EVER on Skankys YouTube page. Absolutely hilarious. ‘ Looks like someone stapled two balloons to a bricklayer.’

 

[DC16]

Apparently due in court tomorrow afternoon.

Katie Price could face jail TODAY over 'sending "gutter s**g" text'

KATIE Price could face jail today when she appears in court accused of calling ex Kieran Hayler’s fiancée a “gutter s**g” in a text to him. The reality star, 43, was charged …

www.thesun.co.uk

It's on the list now, but says morning... WOOOHOOOOO

Be interesting to see if fiancé SB goes with her!

 

[free loader88]

I always liked Katie and used to defend her quite a lot. I’m currently in recovery for addiction so I think I defended her because I understood the bull in a China shop behaviour as I had been there myself BUT watching her be given so many chances to be able to sort her life and addiction out and for her to just not take any of it seriously really frustrates me. She will never get well because she doesn’t want to and probably doesn’t think she has an issue. I was lucky I realised I had a problem and I wanted to get well more than anything, it’s definitely not been easy but I’ve kept going with it. She needs to hit her rock rock bottom before she realises she needs help and by then it may be too late for her to be able to rebuild her life.
Also I always thought she was a really good mum to Harvey at least but reading this I’m thinking maybe I was wrong about that also

 

[MuckyDucker]

Imagine being in your 40's and homeless and kids removed and taking porn pics (probs taken by your stepdad) in your mum's conservatory whilst your boyfriend (who beats you up) is pretending to be an aisle of Aldi version of Tyson fury .... #badtimes

 

[celticguy47]

 

[Pisspotshow]

Her mental health seriously she plays on every bloody thing, my mum had terminal cancer for 14 years did I decide to be a fucking twat no I didn’t it’s not difficult

I've got one here who's had in the past few years bowel and breast cancer surgery and is now looking at more for possible bone cancer.
That's on top of my mum also having terminal cancer with me as carer following my dad and brother both succumbing to heart attacks at an early age, brother was 39!
So I honestly believe that I have the right to call Pricey out on her behaviour and fantasy MH issues.
Still paid my mortgage and bills and helped support a family so it's time to stop all this pity for Pricey, she's just a bone idle, unwashed slag that cares for nothing or no one but itself, it's all me, me, me, ME.

 

[Pom Bear]

This will help KP with her mental health ... She can take it to HMP with her

There is also a second version..she can colour in Cole while she's there xx.

 

[Pom Bear]

I'm late today as I go on holiday to Belfast tomorrow and be back active again on Saturday..I leave this here for now and try and do some catching up in abit Love Pom. x

Katie's filtered pics start resembling a cartoon Here is my cartoon version which had left her nose out loooooool x

 

[Pom Bear]

This tickled me like Mr Tickle with skanky hooters and Turkey teef! Pom, you’re an absolute legend!

Every single day you never fail to make me laugh out loud Pom hahaha!! Yet another masterpiece

That sounds fab! Will do I've never been to Blackpool sober to my shame xx


You've made both of our days Xxx

Pom, that's done me for today, save this one my friend, comedy gold!! Old dangly end Woods, he can't even raise a Richmond that lad haha! Well done you xxx

Even Cole must find that amusing when he stalks us!

What lovely messages to read once I've come back on here,..they all cheered me up very much..so happy to hear how much they are enjoyed and I feel quite famous xx

I might end up on This is your Life .....

Cole has a book too ..

He can fill a sink more then he can a book xx

Thanks again for the lovely comments Hugs from Pom xx

 

[Pom Bear]

My fella now says "I'm guessing a Pom pic?" when he hears me roaring with laughter

That's made me smile thank you, and say hello from Pom to him xx

A turkey teef Pom xx .

 

[Anna666]

I remember reading one commenter, I think it may have been on IG, regarding how this ` foot accident ` really went down ... this person sounded genuine, like they knew pwiccee personally, may have even been there at the time ... they stated this fall over an imaginary 25ft drop ... did NOT happen .... instead what really went on, was .... he `carole pencil pecker ` found texts to another bloke on her phone, he was chasing her around the holiday apartment, trying to grab the phone ... and she ran outside jumped off the balcony to escape, which was not near 25ft ... but is how she injured her feet ... this person also said the injuries were not as bad as she was making out and that the wall ` fairy tale ` was for a compo claim on insurance ... sounds far more plausible than her fantasist BS story, that changes with the wind

 

[Rosiecosy]

Oh look, she’s away again…
With Harvey, AFP and PFP

I replied to her Bunny story last week and asked her why she didnt do anything different with her kids such as board games...and lo and behold!
Had I known she would listen to me, I would have told her to stop buying animals and to pay back her creditors. Doh!

 

[kourtneykool]

“OMG Cole, did you just make £3.99 wanking into a bidet on OF, I LOVE IT!!!”

 

[Pom Bear]

I hope Katie isn't on my plane tomorrow..if she is, can it be on the wing please looool ..x

Back Saturday Love Pom x

 

[DC16]

No need to buy the rental house, maybe HMP will be putting her up for the next few years if they decide to teach her a lesson we can but dream….
It might then go a bit quiet on this thread