Wait, she didn’t brown her mince first 
Katie Hayes #155 Feeling like a guilty mum? Stop exploiting your kid, you filthy bum!
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Only a tiny bit of salt added in…then add three stock cubes
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And looks like she can’t cut veg up properly either
Oh yes I would let her sausage fingers inject my face
I will be first in line!
Oh yes I would let her sausage fingers inject my face
I will be first in line!
So that’s why her breath constantly smells of tit. She warms Max’s tit up for tea
No wonder Delo takes the free meals out when this is the gruel she cooks him
Best ‘cottage pie’ known to man, leeks onion salt pepper, unbrowned mince, stock and throw some boiled veg in???? Nah. I’ll stick with my own ‘recipe’ thanks
If I didn't brown the mince first my mother would beat me to a pulp, dunno how mez can live with herself for that.
Put them on the shoe organiser in a foil tray 🫠 OR do what normal people do and just put them on a nice plate?Hang on has she just said that the shoe organiser would be good for putting mince pies on at Christmas?she’s deffo be on the vino on the car drive wtf she on about?
Wasn't she offering free make up lessons to any staff that would let her queue jump? Bad bleep her
Is she stirring that slop with a tea spoon?
Not browning the mince has actually made me feel sick, and why was there a huge parsnip shoved in there whole?
When she couldn’t get a gifted grazing table for big O’s birthday, she made one herself using shoe racks for presentation (as I write this, it sounds like a pisstake, but it actually happened.)Hang on has she just said that the shoe organiser would be good for putting mince pies on at Christmas?
What was the thing she was trying to describe that was ‘like tin foil?’ Baking parchment?
I hope she resurrects the Blair Witch advent calendar this year
I've made the best cottage pie recipe known to man hands down.... she's a cocky twit isn't she !
It looks like the vom you see splattered up kebab shop walls in the street after a Saturday night! It's honestly knocked me sick
It looks like the vom you see splattered up kebab shop walls in the street after a Saturday night! It's honestly knocked me sick
This simpleton, getting distracted by something she’s seen across the road.
She’s like a lobotomised chimpanzee.
She’s like a lobotomised chimpanzee.
Sorry but when did she start serving prison slop up for the bespokes aww kate are you poor
the snot from this morning that was on her sleeve is probably in it too
aww kate are you poorGurning to the max
Hmp hayesI've made the best cottage pie recipe known to man hands down.... she's a cocky twit isn't she !
It looks like the vom you see splattered up kebab shop walls in the street after a Saturday night! It's honestly knocked me sick
the snot from this morning that was on her sleeve is probably in it too 
I’ve never seen an underbite as bad as that in my life. It’s weird how she hasn’t had it fixed yet has spent grands on her scrabble tile teeth
Why was a whole parsnip floating in the sludgeAnd looks like she can’t cut veg up properly either
Oh yes I would let her sausage fingers inject my face
I will be first in line!
Omg I’d forgotten the terrifying advent calendar. I’m off to read the wiki againWhen she couldn’t get a gifted grazing table for big O’s birthday, she made one herself using shoe racks for presentation (as I write this, it sounds like a pisstake, but it actually happened.)
What was the thing she was trying to describe that was ‘like tin foil?’ Baking parchment?
I hope she resurrects the Blair Witch advent calendar this year
There is no need for that rancid slop, it's turned my stomach. It looks like something I saw all over the loos at London Bridge station the other night
Who the duck doesn't brown their mince first?
The same person who serves sandwiches on a shoe rack (with a side of splinters) and goes on dog walks with a mug of tea
Who the duck doesn't brown their mince first?
The same person who serves sandwiches on a shoe rack (with a side of splinters) and goes on dog walks with a mug of tea
Truff at Christmas is as hilarious as Truff on holiday.
Matching Victorian PJs, dusty table scapes, potatoes in the garden, gifted presents for ‘my reason.’
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