John Stones #51 his loins are so hot his locker room seat’s all shot

[Violetroselily]

 

[lou_claire91]

Can I join in on the misery?

We were flying before the World Cup and all we can do now is scrape a draw against Gillingham (bottom of the whole league) I knew winter WC’s were a bad idea

Has anyones team had a good day today? I think only @lou_claire91 has escaped as don’t think Chelsea have played?

My misery is saved for tomorrow even the birthday boy got a lose today which was sad

hope everyone had a lovely Saturday though (even with the shit scores) 🤍

Spoiler: My babies 🤍

starting him early

 

[maccamacc]

Tops of a shit week

What the hell is wrong with him why don’t they say

Suspect.

 

[sugarfairy23]

I think this is from today!!!

 

[Violetroselily]

 

[sugarfairy23]

Bae when he realises social media team got our hopes up

Bae when he then reads us all thirsting over him

Bae looking beautiful just because 🤍 (and it’s the weekend)

 

[Just Drive]

Everyone, meet John.

Spoiler: John

I mentioned I used a car service when I was traveling outside of Manchester a few times due to the rail strikes. I had the same driver each time and he’s driven several City and United players and managers and several other luminaries. The lovely man presented me with this gift when I left.

But if we don’t win the PL, I may have to release “John” back into the wild because he’s clearly a curse.

 

[cloliz]

Aaaah bless you for recruiting to our little club. @cloliz welcome, don't be shy


Rumours suggest so but there were rumours in the summer too and he was just getting married so who knows

hey! Im here here’s a few of my faves of John

 

[Violetroselily]

I am out this evening so someone needs to be on photo duty please

Macca is in charge if any emergencies

 

[sugarfairy23]

I was thinking this 🫣

It IS from tonight!!!

He read the thread last night and then shaved off his perfect beautiful stubble to spite me over my yoga photo ick

I’ll let myself out….

 

[einahpets93]

Right, night guys.
Hope you had a good night @Violetroselily and are buzzing once you see the result

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Parade!bae is so fit if I just don't think about how fucking annoying he'd actually be.

 

[einahpets93]

Huffed @maccamacc is in charge, when will I get my chance

Don’t mind me, just trying to prove my worth to @Violetroselily

 

[sugarfairy23]

Pleased for you all with the result! No more crying about only finishing 2nd now (I’m joking)

So many beautiful photos tonight too think is my fave

 

[einahpets93]

I was getting FOMO and felt like I was missing out on loads by being at work all the time….

Spoiler: I’ve done something drastic

Spoiler: Very drastic

Spoiler: Very very drastic

this bitch got covid

someone, send baby

 

[cobette]

Happy Birthday @einahpets93

One day I'll tag you with the spelling right first time. This is not the day.

 

[Violetroselily]

Why must he mock us like this?

Shall we all manifest he "passes a late fitness test" and is the first one out on the pitch?!

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Huffed @maccamacc is in charge, when will I get my chance

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Don’t mind me, just trying to prove my worth to @Violetroselily

you know why you’re not allowed

Spoiler

Yes baby I’m awake now

 

[cobette]

just know you’re guaranteed three points in May

Like the three we got last month?!

 

[maccamacc]