John Stones #51 his loins are so hot his locker room seat’s all shot

[cobette]

I'm on my 5th day of 7 in a row and I am fed up

Want to not be woken up by an alarm and have to do the same thing every morning like I'm in Groundhog Day.

When will he rescue me from this!?

 

[Gattle09]

Happy birthday @einahpets93 have some birthday nips from John

 

[maccamacc]

Don’t say I don’t look after yous all

 

[maccamacc]

I couldn’t be a WAG. Those balloon things do my head in. I would pop them all, the kids would cry, the dogs would bark and bae would dump me.

 

[Violetroselily]

I hope you are right and we see his beautiful face

Imagine if he actually plays oh my days

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Every time I’ve seen him I’ve never had my phone on me

I’m obsessed with him he’s the sweetest doggie everrrrr

He brings me his ball to throw when his owner is gardening

 

[cobette]

Is there any need for this mate

It's inspiration for us all that we can have that kind of glow up too.

 

[sugarfairy23]

A soft Willy would be really disappointing; especially from Bae.

However - I strongly believe he would wake up the next morning back to full strength and a good session of scruffy hungover morning sex would make up for it

 

[WylieWyles]

Welp, better late than never

Happy Birthday @einahpets93 Hope it was great!

This guy made you a card, what a sweetheart. It might have a hidden message, I dunno, I think he's too shy to actually ask. So proud of his arts and crafts skills, though.

And The Dads threw you a surprise party but I think maybe there was some miscommunication with getting you there. Maybe you tossed the invite to the fake cover story event when you saw that Finch Farm was the return address. It's ok, they understand.

 

[maccamacc]

LOOK @cobette THEY PUT BABY ON THE FRONT OF THE PROGRAMME FOR YOU

 

[einahpets93]

Thanks for all the birthday messages!!

and the trolling from @cobette

okay so this is going to make me sound way fancier than i am

basically i have a friend who works in publishing and she was doing a promo event for a book called the poison diaries which was all about the poison garden at the castle and the story is set within the castle grounds. anyways i got invited to go along with a group of bloggers and publicists.

we had a midnight tour of the poison garden, and got to stay over in the castle for the evening and had a private tour of the grounds (like off road trucking through the estate) and visited where they filmed robin hood as well at hulne priory. we also had dinner in the treehouse restaurant and got to visit barter books which is a famous bookshop built into an old train station.

now this is where it gets bizarre because i also met and had afternoon tea with the duchess of northumberland and visited the families private quarters in the castle.

Proper Northumberland visit

Happy Birthday @einahpets93

One day I'll tag you with the spelling right first time. This is not the day.

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It was a lot easier with the artist formally known as LA

baby swigging from the bottle - that was him last night … that’s why he didn’t play

 

[spilldatea]

Spoiler: I’m sorry Bae I promise I still love you

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how can you dislike this?????!!!!! this is a variation of the pigeon pose stretch and helps with hips and glutes - it means he’ll have a good thrust. all those stretched out muscles means he will be super flexible

 

[einahpets93]

I feel the same about PL vs CL. I don't want to speak too soon, because I might feel differently if it happens, but I'll always have a sad feeling in the pit of my tummy when I think of this season, even if we do win CL.



Me once you read Peaches.

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I'm behind on everything Feel so overwhelmed.

I wake up, think of things to write.
Go to work, think of more things to write,
Get in the car at home time and think 'can't wait to get home and write'.
Get home and realise that actually a house does not run itself.
Finally sit down at laptop once everything is done and stare into space
Then I decide to catch up on reading instead.
Then again, stare into space.

First world problems indeed.

Me:

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I’m choosing to ignore all the “ick” photos and focusing on the above, after I say this…

as I say “if you can’t love him at his worst, you don’t deserve him at his best” TROLLS!

but, @cobette
Didn’t you say the other day you were on like 4 out of 7, doesn’t that now mean you’re on on day 6 out of 7 (my maths may be wrong?!)
You’re doing SO much! The only pressure is what you’re putting on yourself.

you’re allowed to do stuff that’s not reading or writing, remember that
We really don’t deserve you - AON series and NRO are epic, we’re lucky to have you writing them

p.s. I don’t have even half the commitments you have and can only manage to keep up reading yours, so never feel obliged to justify yourself x

 

[sugarfairy23]

All I can find are these? (Which is not enough)

Does anybody have any more?

 

[einahpets93]

Parade day bae is my ultimate bae.
As I’m sure we’re well aware, i’m equally a disgrace when I’m pissed.
We wouldn’t irritate each other, we’d just be messes and get dirty food delivered the next day.
I’d laugh at all his shit jokes and find that absolutely tolerable because I’m also a moron.

He would be less likely to tolerate me, because I’d be too sick the next day to even nurse his hangover - I’d be as needy as him.

@cobette can we both vom on you??

He's back in training, this makes me so happy.

Also, I agree with @sugarfairy23 - I definitely wouldn't say no to parade!Bae or kick him out of bed. Plus, there's always the next morning and great, lazy hangover sex.
Getting someone sober enough, or up for anything is just a matter of knowing the right kind of cure.

He’s still doing nowt the next morning

Hey, I never said I wouldn't shag him, I just agreed that he'd be obnoxious and annoying and likely unable to get it up. As long as his nausea is gone, sounds like the perfect opportunity for one of my fav pastimes which will help shut him up.

Why’s no one loving obnoxious bae?

 

[einahpets93]

So pleased he’s back! Fingers crossed for some decent WW material photos tonight

Goss and Mimi - hope your days have gotten better! Work is crap and should be outlawed once and for all

VRL - enjoy the theatre!

Einah - hope you’re feeling okay today and Covid not kicking you too much

Welcome @cloliz! Please present to us your fave Bae photo 🤍

Lou I don’t think I have ever seen that one of him with the sprinkler

Loving All the doggos photos too

Hope everyone had a lovely Thursday and reafor the game!

Plodding on, I’ve been a lot worse in life just wfh in between coughing and sneezing fits. It’s manageable

Of course it’s from tonight @Violetroselily gave us orders to get photos so I did

always seeking VRL’s approval

 

[cobette]

The ticket prices for tonight were shocking. It's freezing and it's mid-week. I'm so glad the fans who showed up saw a great comeback.

RLF going to be happy when he wakes up.

 

[spilldatea]

100% agree. They needed this.

@spilldatea and @cobette I can’t say my confidence is fully back but tonight was great, eh? Let’s keep this momentum.

bloody lovely stuff. that’s the mentality we want and the aggressive attacking. i’m so happy for them. so glad john is back he always seems to be such a calming presence on the defence we need him fit and back on the pitch with my other boyfriend, ruben.

 

[Violetroselily]

What have you done with him?

Made his willy fall off

 

[cobette]

@cobette are you going to the FA cup game next week??

Sadly not. I'm not allowed days off last weekend of month unless they are annual leave I used a day for Chelsea last week and I don't want to use them all up so early in the year! Are you going?

What’s wrong with this one @cobette


She’s a lucky gal

good to see you back!

He looks like a twat.

This is just absolute porn and it should be illegal to be this hot


Where’s the video (I think it was tik tok but I don’t have it) where he takes his boots and says something like “these aren’t new” and the way he says it and the look on his face makes me want to just DIE

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