John Stones #45 Bae is on his way to the middle east, we hope his shorts rip and we see the beast

[Violetroselily]

 

[maccamacc]

I had my default Harrisa and lemon roast chicken/peppers/plum tomatoes and wild rice. With crumbled feta. Left overs for lunch tomorrow as salad.

It’s all I ever eat. Bae would love it.

 

[Just Drive]

Non-bae related, but Nathan and Kaylee had their baby. Congrats to them.

 

[gohdkakdbdj]

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Life has truly peaked today. Like I don’t see how it can be topped but I’m happy for England content managers to try for the next 6 weeks pls this man can not truly exist on the same planet as me

JG girls - do any of you feel like Jack is fit but probably attainable if the opportunity arose but John is just completely out of your league? Or is this just my delusion talking?

 

[Violetroselily]

 

[cobette]

Oh definitely!! RLF’s mum thinks we are both strange and still tries to offer us one when we would visit

I have been with my RLF for 13 years and he still asks me if I want a tea when he makes one, despite the fact he has never seen me drink one.

 

[einahpets93]

I have a lot to catch up on, sorry…

Shaking and crying

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FFS I go missing for a working day and he’s decided to forget our agreement where we say he’s allergic to cats so he can be mine for forever

although further evidence Kyle is on here

Omg I can’t deal with this. Bae loves cats. I ducking knew it. Bet he has one and when he has a hoody on it lies on his chest purring & snoozing. I would do that too


THIS!!!! Life is made

Love your new profile pic - assuming this is to come!!

Can someone get me a tranquiliser pls, I am not ok

i could have helped with this had I known earlier

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are you kidding me?!

I was gonna go watch the new Inside Access video on my TV while I eat breakfast but decided to look at IG first (and stay in bed longer). What an excellent decision.

Then naturally I had to come here and make sure everyone was still alive after Kyle posted such explicit pornography. They probably ARE in prison if bae is going around fingering pussy in public like that.

Speaking of pornography, EDDIE - is this all you have for us of shirtless morning boyfriend yoga? Are you joking?!?

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TOPLESS!!!

I think baes luggage might have got lost he is not in uniform

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Am I just finding Kyle attractive now because he’s providing us with the goods?

Looking hench

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Fuck off!

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I can’t handle this

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These shoulders are next level

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Nahhhhhh whyyyyyyyyy has he decided to do this today. I know it’s WW but baby, I’ve been out having lunch with the girls! I did not expect this porn

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He’s winding me up now

Also Clinical peeps - some beautiful veins to cannulate, even I could get one in them

The vest might grow on me actually

thinking about taking him into my treatment room and pulling the curtain round…

 

[mimimithis]

Almost here!

Give RLF a high five for me.

Well, we just touched down on your continent. So hi. I’m here.

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Spoiler: Meet Trevor

M

 

[Violetroselily]

why is bae hiding he should be front and centre

He's a shy boy

 

[cobette]

I'm giving up on ever achieving anything in life ever again.

 

[Just Drive]

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He’s tousling his hair and giving a come hither look. What a sexy, smug shit.

 

[lou_claire91]

Let’s hope for a video

 

[cobette]

For @maccamacc

Spoiler: Johncat's mission in life

He wants whatever Jackcat has.

Happy Jackcat having a sleep on his pillow pet

Johncat reckons that looks comfy

I tell him to leave brother alone, go for a shower and come back to...

Poor Jackcat, Johncat feels a bit bad

But not that bad

 

[einahpets93]

I’m putting it out there…

I feel like he’s cheated on me with this cat chat

YEARS
and when I say years I mean,

YEARS

I’ve doted on this boy and he goes and strokes a cat, and he’s owning it, like “yeah, I stroked a cat” even though his longest serving girl is LETHALLY allergic (slight exaggeration, but standard friday behaviour, I’ve had a drink) and he’s not even batting an eyelid

I feel like I did back when he left for man city

he knows what ever he does I’m going to crawl back. I felt like I had ownership of my feelings towards him, now I feel used and abused and I barely mind… beautiful dickhead that he is.

 

[maccamacc]

Bum. Yum.

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

My little boy is so out of sorts this week. Crying alot, lying down snd just generally bit grumpy.. he’s been asleep since 630 and woke up twice. Won’t lie anywhere except with his head on my shoulder

 

[WylieWyles]

he looks way better than JG

Ok yes, but this one pic.... JFC . I haven't visited the JG thread today but I assume everyone is in critical condition after viewing this sultry smirk.

Spoiler: It's JG, I warned you

I invite people to think what pebble might mean in the context of angel wings (and be mindful of that)

Yeah that was also my thought.

 

[WylieWyles]

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Is this the best view we've had of the new left tricep tat? Not the legacy number, the one above that which looks like some kind of goddess or something.

The 5 looks like an S

This is why I might break down and get the shirt.

My name starts with S so that would be my explanation if anyone asks why that player.

Just want to circle back to this one

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Best I can do without dropping $499

 

[einahpets93]

See I don't classify him as a boyfriend but his #1 BFF.

morning!! Now I can finally sleep again and I’ve got back into some form of routine I shall offer my feedback on this

1. Dier hun, that hat, nahhhhh. Definitely looks like he’s auditioning for a role in Home Alone

2. Baby. Well done on being polite. Now just keep it up for the rest of the tournament. Love his little look before he gets out of the car.


3. CC. I want someone with that energy to greet me every day. He’s just so happy. Even if he never plays, I bet he’s just thrilled to take part. And in turn, I’ll be thrilled, because I’m annoyingly fancying him more. If he goes back to Wolves this is going to be one hell of a fall

4. Old Safe Hands JP. Had to bring a big screen because of his eyes - not something I want the england goal keeper declaring on day one of camp - but that’s Everton for you.

5. had to stop watching at Dec. He just makes me cringe.I can’t believe one drunken day in Mexico I thought I fancied him. I continuously troll myself for having those thoughts

Noooooo I am working in the morning I was supposed to be on AL this week.

@lou_claire91 I ordered a kids England kit from the seller you recommended and it's here! Only 2 weeks for delivery. I didn't think I would get it in time. Perfect fit this time, ty!

This makes me sad

He looks no better from this angle

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Happy boy
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Look at Jp trying to be close to him

CC needs to back away from Dier or he’ll be recruited as part of the Wet Bandits for the Home Alone remake

Good luck for the lecture today @mimimithis