John Stones #17 Get your tatts out

[cobette]

I'm going to say....no. Every few days maybe. I reckon even now he doesn't get a proper 5 o'clock shadow on the first day.

If you look at the Villa game and the parade, there's basically no different in amount of beard on consecutive days

Just because

Damn him and his perfect, languid, sexy smile. (His arms are stubbly. I didn’t realize he removes his arm hair, too. I always thought it was just the way the various photos are filtered that allowed us to see the hair or not. And why do I care so much.)


Yes and YES.

His beauty regime probably puts us all to shame.

 

[cobette]

Thank you gals.

RLF is fine so far, he must have a cast iron stomach. I think it was the chicken thighs we had from Gusto but I'm not sure because someone who I was working with yesterday has also phoned in sick so maybe a bug!?

I've got bad stomach cramps and have only just managed to swallow painkillers. Woe is me.

@Violetroselily enjoy your day out, @LurkingAnnie enjoy the game! Hope everyone else has a nice Sat.

 

[cobette]

Am I the only one who hates everton John

What's not to love?! He's just the same really.

Fluffy hair

Flair for drama

Big dick

Moody shit

Makes cheesy gestures he thinks are romantic

Flashes a lot

Signature pose

Flirty

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

I am basically this meme

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Beautiful!

That is also me when I see birds

A typical holiday of mine...

 

[mimimithis]

Come relax with me this morning (also just mentally, if you prefer). It’s too warm to do anything else.

 

[cobette]

I can't really explain why him and Jack winds me up but others don't.

It's the parade behaviour. Most of the time when we're joking about him being all over people it's partially in our heads but he was legit all over Jack (who had snubbed him the month before in Ultimate Footballer video) and it makes me SO jealous.

 

[Violetroselily]

Well, no. It was risky getting this.

so, my boobs are very well fitting in football shirts and RLF reckons I need to go bigger!! They don’t sell bigger on JD so I didn’t get anything on the back in case I had to return it! I thought it looked fine, but he said not

I’m now on the exercise bike trying to lose a few inches off my tits by Saturday

Sounds like he is jealous tbh

 

[maccamacc]

What the devil is going on here. Unless I follow this all day I completely loose the plot of the thread

I am guessing no bae

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

I can't really explain why him and Jack winds me up but others don't.

It's the parade behaviour. Most of the time when we're joking about him being all over people it's partially in our heads but he was legit all over Jack (who had snubbed him the month before in Ultimate Footballer video) and it makes me SO jealous.

Maybe Jack didn't snub him, but knew he'd be embarrassed to be mentioned?

 

[maccamacc]

WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE SPEAKING ON THE PHONE VIA LOUDSPEAKER ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT BAE WOULD NEVER

**although he probably would he loves his phone

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Guys my dentist is being clingy and it makes me want to leave the country.

 

[Violetroselily]

Just because
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His beauty regime probably puts us all to shame.

 

[cobette]

I'm never joking about Chilly and Madders again. I've been up all night sick. I think I have food poisoning.

At one point death seemed a preferrable option.

 

[maccamacc]

 

[cobette]

Funnily enough, this training kit is actually pink and it reminds me of the Arsenal one.

 

[cobette]

When your RLF tells you he's in the office today and you're so excited to get home and his car is outside

 

[mimimithis]

Never not my favourite.

 

[cobette]

Hahaha no not that one (although I love it) but I think even more awkward.

No, I like these ones because he has hair!

I noticed this morning actually that there's arm here on these! We're definitely never getting to see the arms ever again, making him self-conscious.

 

[mimimithis]

He’s alive. Hallelujah.

Bubblegum bottles. Do we have sour gummy bears in England

I would hope you do!!! I haven't seen bubblegum bottles in ages... those do not exist anymore in Germany.

 

[Just Drive]

Guys my dentist is being clingy and it makes me want to leave the country.

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“Hey, did you miss this?” I can smell the whiff of desperation all the way from here.