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Joe Wicks #4 His ego is bigger than his midget tree
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Joe going on about how Indie can count and speak. I canāt wait for her to start school and Joe to be shocked to learn that she isnāt any different to any other child and actually isnāt that special.
If you go on Twitter, search āJoe Wicksā and look at the all the latest posts, there are loads saying how dangerous his behaviour was and pulling him up for having Indie on the counter top centimetres away from a hot baking tray.
Absolutely. He thinks heās parent of the year because he talks to his kid. Newsflash - we all do. Ultimate pushy parent.
Those stories of indie sat on the worktop while heās presenting a cooking segment on tv gave me shudders. What if she would have fallen off?!
So many people kiss his arse - Iām on a cloth nappy group and someone posted on there today ādid anyone else get excited when Indie lifted up her dress and showed off her baba & boo nappy?ā No I didnāt as itās just a nappy, all babies wear them, and itās f**king weird to get excited about a toddler lifting up her skirt. Nutters!
He went away on skiing trip with the lads, a few weeks after Marley was born: He spent most of the time posting an endless montage of pictures, taking us all on a journey through him and Dozieās relationship
The captionās weāre so vomit inducing we all wondered if he was having some sort of psychotic episode 
Your body is fire was one of themHe went away on skiing trip with the lads, a few weeks after Marley was born: He spent most of the time posting an endless montage of pictures, taking us all on a journey through him and Dozieās relationship
Heās so disrespectful to his mum, but itās ok because he bought her a house
Heās managed by Carver PR....theyāre obviously shut at their job.....maybe we need a tattle intervention....although for all of us saying heās a wankstain, thereās a 1000 yummy mummies creaming their knickers over him so they probably donāt care if itās bringing the Ā£Ā£Ā£Ā£ in
Just give her some cocopops and duck off, Joe.
Bet itās not in her name thoughHeās so disrespectful to his mum, but itās ok because he bought her a house
Actually lolling at your body is fire I'd forgotten that gem
I'd forgotten that gemMy kid is the same age as Indie and is way ahead of her in speech. He says full sentences and can hold an entire conversation. It's nothing I did. They just all learn different things at slightly different stages. He's also a tit sleeper and a fussy eater, and he pulls his nappy off and wees down his leg
I think its lovely and fascinating to watch them learn, but they don't get to 35 without being able to count or say 'ball'. It doesn't go on their CV! These dumb competitive parents wind me up with their baby Olympics.
More mum shaming! 
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I'd forgotten that as wellActually lolling at your body is fire
. I just went back to have a look at his 'love' story again. He's in almost every photo! He even posts the skin to skin photo of him with Indie when she was born. Thought it was supposed to be a story celebrating his love for Rosie but kinda ended up Joe showing how much he loves himself.
Once again Joe
Give her peace !!!!
Let her eat her breakfast and lunch without teasing her with the food first. Don't ask her to write you a food critic review of every meal the girl is trying to eat !
She doesn't need to do flash cards and counting games every day let the kid play she doesn't need to know how to count to 20 she isn't even two there is no situation in her life where counting to 20 is going to come up.
Give her a banana and let her dig in the mud. Put Marley down for a nap. Let Rosie sit down with a cup of tea and a bit of cake and go tidy up your garden and don't make a video of any of it.
Give her peace !!!!
Let her eat her breakfast and lunch without teasing her with the food first. Don't ask her to write you a food critic review of every meal the girl is trying to eat !
She doesn't need to do flash cards and counting games every day let the kid play she doesn't need to know how to count to 20 she isn't even two there is no situation in her life where counting to 20 is going to come up.
Give her a banana and let her dig in the mud. Put Marley down for a nap. Let Rosie sit down with a cup of tea and a bit of cake and go tidy up your garden and don't make a video of any of it.
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