He’ll probably add a load of “store cupboard” essentialsI hope not, I’m looking forward to seeing what absolute nonsense he comes up with, or the tiny portion sizes, or the excuses when he has to back-pedal when he realises he can’t…
Joe Wicks #20 Dozie swaps her DD’s for a couple of E’s and Joe launches a new book - Has Been in 15
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Nah come on guys! Have faith! You know Joe can bash out a weeks worth of non ultra processed meals for £100 no problem! Stir fry veg, rice/noodles, add in an egg. Pancakes are cheap to make. Make your own pasta, that’s cheap to do, what do you mean you don’t have time because you work full time? And if all else fails there’s always porridge in a flask
HAHAHAHAHA. Greg Wallace.
Imagine the self-aggrandising over privileged guff they'll be spouting between them in that discussion
Imagine the self-aggrandising over privileged guff they'll be spouting between them in that discussion
As an Irish person I personally wouldn’t care about them, like they would mean absolutely nothing to me but also cause no offence. But completely pointless on a poster for a fitness event, an actually qualification in nutrition or sports science would mean an awful lot more.
Jesus Christ the story of Leni walking over a slippery kitchen counter in SOCKS. She's right near the edge, literally seconds away from cracking her head open and he's stood on the other side of the flipping island FILMING her, commentating on how much of a climber she is?!!! I just can't even.
He’s goading us he has to be. Who the hell lets their toddler walk along the edge of the kitchen side in socks?! He’s not even anywhere near her to catch her if she was to slip 
“I just can’t stop her climbing”.
It helps if you haven’t got a phone in your hand Joe. You can have that tip for free, you thick tit!
Your job as a parent is to stop your children doing things that are dangerous!
I’ve had a climber, it is hard work. You need to watch them constantly and create safe climbing spaces for them. If there’s a dangerous place they can climb you make it unclimbable like moving stools away from the island or occasionally allow them to climb but stand with them. You DON’T give them free access to a ceiling height ladder and a slippy island. It actually makes me feel sick looking at her, why does he think it’s ok.
“Leni what colour is the ball? What colour? What colour is this? What colour is the ball? Leni what colour is the ball” - Jesus Christ just give her the ball to play with and shut the f up
But then how would we know what a GeNiUs his child is???!
That cat bleeping hates him, like the rest of us
God, he's such a prick
The comment about ‘can’t put another in there when there’s one already’ made me feel a bit sick. Also, why is he asking for motivation? It’s his job!!
Oh yay he’s on the gut health bandwagon now too, can’t wait for him to enlighten us on this. Joe the reason you fart like a trooper is because you have a tit diet, not sure you need an expert to tell you that
He's so VILE. Makes me feel sick.
Two chicken breasts for a family of 5? One for Joe and one for dozie and the ferals?
‘Dosie and the ferals’ has to be in the next thread title!
"I love boobies"
Yes, Joe, we could have gleaned that.
Yes, Joe, we could have gleaned that.
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