Jump scare in Sainsbury's today when this wet wipe's voice came over the tannoy with an ad for his book
Don't know if it's him or Sainsbury's that are more desperate at this point...
Same in my local Sainsbury’s , I was wandering down the cheese aisle muttering “bleep” under my breath while he was bleating on about his bookJump scare in Sainsbury's today when this wet wipe's voice came over the tannoy with an ad for his bookDon't know if it's him or Sainsbury's that are more desperate at this point...
He’s shown it on his stories- it’s got a river in the garden that he swam in and a log burner that he cooked in using the wrong sort of pan.When I start a book I like to break down how long it will take me to read it if I only read 10 pages a night as that’s what I can struggle with reading at night after a full 8 hour day work! Plus dog walk and gym! But a 400 page book would only take me 40 days!!! He doesn’t have a proper job!!
I also find it fascinating he hasn’t ever alluded to buying a house in the Cotswolds which the mail reported on.
And he's still only "almost finished".Would I like someone who took over 6 months to read a book and labelled it a 'heavy read with lots of science' explain it to me??
Erm, thanks but no thanks. Reckon I'm probably capable of reading it myself...
I had to check his stories to see if this was real!