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Joe Wicks #19 Dozie not allowed to ever get fat as long as she's married to the Coachella twat
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He pulls a weird lip thing when he knows he's being filmed or photographed which gives me the major ickadoodle. Not that everything he does, doesn't, but still.
Like the top lip out over the bottom, he's doing it here and it's just rank. He fancies himself ridiculously.
And yes, the fork holding is manic, why are all his fingers all over the shop?!
Omg he’s so patronising to his mum 
His mum coins cook when he was young it was all frozen pancakes wasn’t it mum
Honestly that’s how we were all brought up and not a chia seed in sight
What an absolute knob
His mum coins cook when he was young it was all frozen pancakes wasn’t it mum Honestly that’s how we were all brought up and not a chia seed in sight
What an absolute knob
Literally. That was the standard 80s-90s upbringing dietOmg he’s so patronising to his mum
Honestly that’s how we were all brought up and not a chia seed in sight
What an absolute knob
sugary cereal for breakfast, packed lunch box of ham sandwich with white bread, crisps, some chocolate and a yoghurt for lunch, and frozen tit for tea. Every school had that one kid with hippy parents who brought in seeded brown bread and veg sticks for lunch, but they were weirdos and we all felt a bit sorry for them His mum is representative of every British mum of that era, he ain’t special and it winds me up that he acts like he was severely neglected because his mum didn’t feed him quinoa, and avocado on sourdough. The rest of us survived to tell the tale!
So true! I don't think I tried an avocado until I was about 20!Literally. That was the standard 80s-90s upbringing diet
His mum is representative of every British mum of that era, he ain’t special and it winds me up that he acts like he was severely neglected because his mum didn’t feed him quinoa, and avocado on sourdough. The rest of us survived to tell the tale!
There was a program on bbc about food and the way of living through the decades. It was so interesting. Families had to dress and live exactly as you would have at that time. If Joe watched it he would see his mum was just like everyone else
Bloody loved a gourmet dinner of cheese and ham crispy pancakes, potato smiles and beans
We loved our chips, corned beef and beans. Still eat it todayBloody loved a gourmet dinner of cheese and ham crispy pancakes, potato smiles and beans
Oh that too!
Meanwhile this other two kids probably had a bowl of coco pops but that doesn’t really fit the aesthetic does it, Joe?
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BECAUSE HE’S A bleeping WANKER
The dinner parties always make me laugh…for Rosie’s birthday but then it’s Joe’s brother, partners and kids round the table. Never any of Rosie’s fun mates. They never get across the doorstep.
Thank god this bleep doesn't live next door to me. What a bleeping fright that G imp is....
Undeclared gifted motoGP tickets! He's also so sexist, men of the family must be into bikes, the girls must look pretty. Although I think he got gifted tickets to either this or F1 last year and took Rosie. It was probs F1 and Rosie chose to go for the glamour/celeb spottingGifted Moto GP tickets !!
The only thing that pleased me about that was little Marley got a day out and some attention
Yeah the other Page 3 girls are never anywhere to be seen
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