Advice unclear. My children were stressing me out in the car so I left them on the side of the motorway
Joe Wicks #19 Dozie not allowed to ever get fat as long as she's married to the Coachella twat
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Im considering going in to work and resigning as then I won't have that stress in my life and I won't be able to afford to eat. Will definitely help with the weight loss. Seems like a win to me #bemorejoe
To be fair Joe would probably advocate that since he used to just walk out of the house when his kids were being difficult and leave Rosie to it so he could fanny about on his skateboard
Aww. Don't be too hard on him. He's only simple. He's probably read somewhere on instagram that high cortisol leads to weight gain or something like that. To Joe that is probably a really intelligent insight he's posted there. And I bet Rosie and his mum said 'yes, Joe, that's right!' too, while thinking of their next pay check.
But he can't think in any more depth than that, or about the reasons why people may have high cortisol or stress in their lives, let alone how to actually help people. You're expecting way too much from him, he's only a simple creature. He's used to people clapping and cheering at him when he does burpees and says BOSH!, and saying he has nice abs and hair! Why are you lot so demanding and negative?
But he can't think in any more depth than that, or about the reasons why people may have high cortisol or stress in their lives, let alone how to actually help people. You're expecting way too much from him, he's only a simple creature. He's used to people clapping and cheering at him when he does burpees and says BOSH!, and saying he has nice abs and hair! Why are you lot so demanding and negative?
This is so spot on. To put it in simple terms he’s just thick
In all seriousness, if anyone here wants some sensible fitness and nutrition advice, I really like Jordan Syatt (@syattfitness on Instagram). He's definitely more realistic and cuts through a lot of the BS "wellness" tit we see on social media. He also has a new baby so understands people have interrupted sleep and busy lives without sugarcoating it.
Disgusting behaviour.
Unless you left them there barefoot, so they can "ground themselves"
Unless you left them there barefoot, so they can "ground themselves"
Oh the temptation!!
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Did anyone see his latest meal? Pasta with bacon and broccoli... i think every other meal is a version of this. Its not particularly healthy either
And he acts like he is bestowing such wisdom by sharing it!
And he acts like he is bestowing such wisdom by sharing it!
I'd bloat like a balloon if I ate the amount of pasta they supposedly eat.
How many times do we need to hear the story of how he started out. Yes WE KNOW you used to get up really early and go to Richmond Park and blah blah blah. Get over it
Very new to this thread. Never really liked the guy. This may be old news but thought I'd share anyway. Lagomchef, a chef on tiktok, said in a live that he wrote all the recipes in all of the books Joe put out. Including macro tracking etc. And he was made redundant. He seemed a bit bitter so I don't think they ended on good terms. He said that Joe was basically just a fitness guy and had no clue about food 
was only talking about it for a couple of minutes but it made me laugh as I had no clue!
was only talking about it for a couple of minutes but it made me laugh as I had no clue!
None of this will be a surprise but… during covid I was on furlough and did a side hustle of some consulting for a fitness influencer since I have worked in building apps and marketing. That’s not the non-surprising bit
What I learned is that these fucks know and do nothing. Just got lucky where they landed and preach shite that they have absolutely no qualification in. Take Joe’s books - Harper Collins offer him 250k (estimation) for his face and a photo shoot and to promote his NEW book though his social media. HC do ALL the legwork with recipes, shoots, promo plan, marketing, and everything else. They’ll find 50k idiots to buy the book at a tenner a pop and BOOM - 250k profit.
If you go back to Joe’s original plan, his recipes were like dog food. Meat meat and more meat - muscle mince
. All he is is a curly haired ‘handsome’ face that appeals to a minority of thickos, which HE IS TOO. Give it 5-years and a strictly come dancing appearance and he’ll be long gone
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Oh, and also - he wouldn’t break through now as he doesn’t understand new social media
What I learned is that these fucks know and do nothing. Just got lucky where they landed and preach shite that they have absolutely no qualification in. Take Joe’s books - Harper Collins offer him 250k (estimation) for his face and a photo shoot and to promote his NEW book though his social media. HC do ALL the legwork with recipes, shoots, promo plan, marketing, and everything else. They’ll find 50k idiots to buy the book at a tenner a pop and BOOM - 250k profit.
If you go back to Joe’s original plan, his recipes were like dog food. Meat meat and more meat - muscle mince
. All he is is a curly haired ‘handsome’ face that appeals to a minority of thickos, which HE IS TOO. Give it 5-years and a strictly come dancing appearance and he’ll be long gone---
Oh, and also - he wouldn’t break through now as he doesn’t understand new social media
I get the impression that he’s clinging on by his fingernails, it feels like social media and the whole health/fitness sphere in general has moved on so much and he’s seriously lagging behind. Just a shame that even if he disappeared tomorrow he’s made his millions and is basically set for lifeNone of this will be a surprise but… during covid I was on furlough and did a side hustle of some consulting for a fitness influencer since I have worked in building apps and marketing. That’s not the non-surprising bit
What I learned is that these fucks know and do nothing. Just got lucky where they landed and preach shite that they have absolutely no qualification in. Take Joe’s books - Harper Collins offer him 250k (estimation) for his face and a photo shoot and to promote his NEW book though his social media. HC do ALL the legwork with recipes, shoots, promo plan, marketing, and everything else. They’ll find 50k idiots to buy the book at a tenner a pop and BOOM - 250k profit.
If you go back to Joe’s original plan, his recipes were like dog food. Meat meat and more meat - muscle mince
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Oh, and also - he wouldn’t break through now as he doesn’t understand new social media
couldn’t have happened to a bigger twit.He will spunk it all up the wall and be a registered bankrupt within 5 or 6 years......I get the impression that he’s clinging on by his fingernails, it feels like social media and the whole health/fitness sphere in general has moved on so much and he’s seriously lagging behind. Just a shame that even if he disappeared tomorrow he’s made his millions and is basically set for life
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