Caramel shortbread tutorial incoming. (For the thousandth time)
Jessontheplussize #31 Hairs gone lighter, clothes getting tighter, still at mams & contents getting lighter
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Watching all of this excessiveness with food is getting more and more difficult. She's literally killing herself for content.
2 desserts a week 
but makes 2 in one weekend they always have desserts.
but makes 2 in one weekend they always have desserts.
Can’t wait to see the cheesecake she’s going to make 
and why has she bought the most expensive ingredients? Because I’ve clearly got nothing better to do this morning I’ve totted up the cost of ingredients if she’d have gone to Aldi for them and it would have been just under £10. The only thing I couldn’t find was vanilla extract but tbh I’d leave that out anyway as it doesn’t really need it.
I’m also irrationally irritated by the fact that she doesn’t have the correct baking equipment. The way she was spreading that chocolate with a spoon and not a spatula was stressful, not to mention the amount of chocolate left in the bowl.
and why has she bought the most expensive ingredients? Because I’ve clearly got nothing better to do this morning I’ve totted up the cost of ingredients if she’d have gone to Aldi for them and it would have been just under £10. The only thing I couldn’t find was vanilla extract but tbh I’d leave that out anyway as it doesn’t really need it. I’m also irrationally irritated by the fact that she doesn’t have the correct baking equipment. The way she was spreading that chocolate with a spoon and not a spatula was stressful, not to mention the amount of chocolate left in the bowl.
Oh she will lick that bowl out off cameraCan’t wait to see the cheesecake she’s going to make
I’m also irrationally irritated by the fact that she doesn’t have the correct baking equipment. The way she was spreading that chocolate with a spoon and not a spatula was stressful, not to mention the amount of chocolate left in the bowl.
Everything is always so excessive with her, if you’re making shortbread then why make the cheesecake? And I bet you they’ll all have a slice of cheesecake and a shortbread slice, I’m shocked that none of them are diabetic tbh with the amount of sugar they eat
I don’t know why but the faces she pulls annoy the duck out of me 
Thank you! Same here. When she was taking the filling out of their biscuits, was there any need for the gurning and face pulling. She really is a parody of herself now. Totally exaggerating all the things that made her naturally quite amusing.I don’t know why but the faces she pulls annoy the duck out of me
Is she such a gluttonous pig that she had to go to all that bother to get extra biscuits? 50g less would have made no difference at all, the base would have been a few mm thinner if anything at all? The fact she was nearly having an orgasm at the thought of licking the whisk and bowls too 
She’s just a gluttonous pig isn’t she.
How bleeping big did that cheesecake need to be in addition to the huge millionaires shortbread? She looked really old on the video & the faces she pulls are crazy! - she was 100% going to lick the bowl & whisk & what the duck was she thinking with that jumper???
& what the duck was she thinking with that jumper???
Do you think she’s read here this morning? There was so much emphasis on getting all the chocolate out of the bowl and licking the bowl and whisks. Both of which have been discussed here last night!
I think I’ve found my new profile pic!
The caption as well is just *chefs kiss*
The caption as well is just *chefs kiss*
I’m not fat shaming as I’m a fatty as well but she looks much bigger on the stories today. Her face looks really round.
This is honestly one of my pet peeves.. why not use a spoon then throw the spoon in the sink?! It’s disgustingHer kitchen hygiene is appalling - licking her fingers then using the same fingers to push the Biscoff off the spoon!
No way would I eat anything she had cooked
She did it with the cheese as well. When she was putting it back in the container
I bet her tounge going at that whisk after is the most any of her muscles have been worked for a long time
I never want to hear her sing a limp bizkit song ever again
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