Please don’t let it be a grazing table
Jessontheplussize #31 Hairs gone lighter, clothes getting tighter, still at mams & contents getting lighter
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She did say yesterday that all her sandals are in storage so that’s why she needed to order some. Not too sure why she can’t just get them out of storage though. She’s got plenty of time to search through everything 
Storage at her grummars! It’s not like she’d have to go to an actual storage unit. She’s one lazy cow.She did say yesterday that all her sandals are in storage so that’s why she needed to order some. Not too sure why she can’t just get them out of storage though. She’s got plenty of time to search through everything
She said she had to order new ones as all her others are in storageThere was almost a fist biting moment when she was talking about her sun colleckshun. She’s going away to film it again, so obviously she needed to order sandals from ASOSDidn’t she order a tit load of sandals last year?
It’s obviously too much trouble for the lazy fat slob to go and get them FROM HER GRANDMAS HOUSE! A friend of mine is waiting to move so has stuff in storage. She was going away for a weekend and needed some summer clothes so she went to her storage unit and got them. It really isn’t difficult.She said she had to order new ones as all her others are in storage
Also, is it really the best time to go away when you’re finalising buying a house? I wonder if it’s paid for by ITS or she’ll be dragging a friend along.
I think she should invest in an eyebrow pencil/pomade that actually matches her eyebrow hair!…. What the duck is happening here with these caterpillar brows? It looks like she’s ran out of eyebrow pomade and used black eyeshadow instead because they don’t look precise and look a bit smudgy. Awful absolutely awful
bleeping hell - she needs to be careful with that necklace. There’s not a lot of room there.
She is literally gasping for breath just talking
Yarrings 
I used to do really dark brows with when I can cool blonde as linked the contrast, but hers look terrible
I think it's because they are so big and smudged. Neater the colour would look so much better
She always rambles at 1000mph when she's talking about something she's produced/been gifted and the "excitement" comes across as so disingenuous. I wonder why she does this, surely she isn't nervous? 
it would seem more genuine and interesting if she took her time and really showed off what she was putting her name too instead of rushing it all and biting her fist
it would seem more genuine and interesting if she took her time and really showed off what she was putting her name too instead of rushing it all and biting her fist
It's awful i got my highlights done yesterday and it's nothing like her hair her hairdresser is terrible how can she not see this.
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That necklace is far to small.
I’m a Geordie and it pisses me off the way she speaks . It’s just lazy literatureYarrings
I felt that necklace choking my neck just looking at it 
She’s not really done a good job of showing people the pieces yet
She’s not really done a good job of showing people the pieces yet
Literature?!
Ooh this was driving me mad yesterdayYarrings
one of the pieces has my name, instant ick!
Omg how many times are we going to have to hear yarrings over the next few weeks when the collection launches help
help
Oh I look old...( fishing for compliments from followers) check out that pasty makeup in every nook and cranny! It's caked on..how does she not see that??!
Glad she put the concealer under her eyes, made such a difference
Glad she put the concealer under her eyes, made such a difference
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Looked older with the concealer 
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