Jessontheplussize #26 Doesn't know if its lunch or dinner, but she still believes she's 3 sizes thinner
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Is this event the weird one was going on about a few days ago, she mentioned poppy too.
I'm working from the Manchester office Thursday, might go for a wander, see if I see anyone in the wild.
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I'm working from the Manchester office Thursday, might go for a wander, see if I see anyone in the wild.
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Fat Jane McDonald or squeezed toothpaste, it’s Jess the Foisty mess!
Fat Jane McDonald or squeezed toothpaste, it’s Jess the Foisty mess!
Jesus has she only been working with in the style since covid? It feels like a million collections and 10 years ago
Wonder if whatlauraloves will be going
I think I would rather hang around with that front-bottom Poppy than old Laura
God help them if poppy is there, she is so over bearing and would likely try take some off the limelight. I wouldn’t be surprised if she tried haggling a collab too but then again she wouldn’t want anyone knowing what size she really is lol
Yes they did ...plus they put her up in a really swanky hotel with the gf...unlike the flea pits Jess drives herself too.
I think I’d rather set myself on fire than spend time with either of them.
Literally, what is living in there..
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She always tries to blot her face and get rid of shinyness so why are all those products she's bought from primark super shiny?
That prep primer is basically pearlescent when you put it on and she's bought glow foundation
Just watched further and she's caked matte foundation on top of it. Jobs a good'un
That prep primer is basically pearlescent when you put it on and she's bought glow foundation
Just watched further and she's caked matte foundation on top of it. Jobs a good'un
It doesn’t matter which products she uses, all of her makeup looks the same - thick, cakey and shiny.
The phrase "dog's dinner" was invented for Jess
I'm glad I don't live there anymore, imagine bumbing into them, especially the biggest twit of them all.
If you see that bleep Poppy please try and take a photo so we can see how big she is.
Just found this thread and been reading through the last 20pages! Hilarious.
I’m obviously a bit behind, who is the weird one???
Why does it look like there’s a maggot coming out of her head
The stories of her wet, sweaty head made me want to vom!! Absolutely rank! And how tf is she sweating so much doing a haul?! It’s freezing atm and she’s DRIPPING with sweat! How???
Watched that primark make up thing she did. She says foundation nice but not her shade. She looks better after that make up than she normally does in my opinion. Almost, not quite though, a case of less is more.
Oh my Christ. What is all that white residue in her hair? Is that dry shampoo??? Also she’s really lost a lot of hair!!! That’s so bad her head is almost fully bald on the sides
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