They look a chromosome closer than cousins !I’ve always genuinely wondered if they’re cousinsthey look far too alike! It’s absolutely uncanny! And I once knew a colleague who worked with me who married her cousin, she was telling me she grew up playing with him and then one day they realised they liked each other and got married! It’s completely weird to me but some people do it
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I'm sorry but I know I said im not the adventurous type and holiday for me is sitting by the pool all day, but to get that dressed up to go for food to no doubt go back to the room to play cards, that's a bit too far. I'd at least sit in the lobby people watching with a few drinks 
Drinking and then going to play cards - gosh she is just so boring, I can’t believe where she is and instead of taking in a nighttime walk she’s gone back to the room to play cards. Get a grip Jess ffs
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Holidays n more, moving house galore, remember when Jess wasn’t such a bore?!
Holidays n more, moving house galore, remember when Jess wasn’t such a bore?!
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Breathless with little exertion. Why does she never go on any fun excursions?
Breathless with little exertion. Why does she never go on any fun excursions?
Wtf Is going on with her eye brows. They are so oneven !!!
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The strap on her top has disappeared under her neckShe looks bloody awfull!!
Like really bad
Could just be the angle though
is that an In the Style dress or one of the others she ordered?
Sorry - she’s tagged it as H&M. The neckline/strap is not very flattering. It Gets lost in her neck.
Sorry - she’s tagged it as H&M. The neckline/strap is not very flattering. It Gets lost in her neck.
I thought she had a filter on and it had blurred the halter strap out
She looks like she's been carved from mud .
.God her skin is probably so damaged, all that sunbathing and I’ve always seen her skin look damaged and leathery looking and in that picture she definitely looks rubber faced
Nope. It’s hidden in her neck fat.
Notice how she’s lined it up for another makeup tutorial
It’ll be the same way she does all of her makeup looks. 25 layers of foundation, concealer and contour, topped off with powder. I couldn’t be arsed to put that much makeup on on holiday.No point as it just sweats offNope. It’s hidden in her neck fat.
Notice how she’s lined it up for another makeup tutorial
bit of a waste of time if you just go for food and then playing cards in your room! Bit of mascara and bits maybe but full full face like that.
They're red like lobsters. Not a good look and they're damaging their skin profoundly. How are they not using sun blocker or using it badly?
I suspect this is why Jess looks so old, plus the alcohol consumption
I think it’s a bit of a vicious cycle for Jess. She suffers from spots/acne (which she picks at constantly) so she smothers her skin in layers or makeup which can clog pores etc which then causes spots again. It also doesn’t help that she seems to use any old tit on her face. She raves about a skincare brand and then she gets gifted something else and uses that. She has had about 100 skin products that she swears by in the last two years.
I can barely be bothered with make up here let alone on holiday. Some powder and mascara and bobs your uncle. It probably took her longer to put all that slap on that she was out of the room for. I genuinly wouldn't be bothered to do it
Plus her genes, her mum and grandparents look 20 years older than they are, well her grandparents certainly do. I've said it before, but they all look like they've had hard paper rounds.
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