Jessiika Wilson #3 Cup is full when away from the fam, spent all her cash on glam, getting remarried just for the gram

[beigebabe]

I would have taken her rant a lot more seriously if she had a bird on her shoulder.

 

[singsweetnightingale]

we’re obsessed and embarrassing babe? Pretty sure you dedicated a scrapbook page to Justin Bieber now THAT is embarrassing!!

If you must know, I love my life. I have a successful career as does my husband. We have a hefty SUPER!! I don’t have saggy tits, a poo brown belly button or thick dark scar from one side of my body to the other. I’m happily married and wouldn’t embarrass myself infront of my friends and family by having a ‘wedding 2.0’.

My kids can all speak clearly. They each do an extra circular activity and know how to swim. My kids also don’t have fucked teeth from a dummy!

it takes 2 minutes of my day to watch your stories, If I do and a couple of minutes to make a comment if I feel like doing so. Not exactly obsessed babe! You’re a literal hypocrite. You sat there speaking of how you watched the kardashians. I bet you know all about their lives. And look I know you’d like to think you’re on their level (you’re clearly not) but let’s face it, you are somewhat of a public figure so how exactly is it any different????

P.S fuck you and your dumb as fuck husband enjoy your Insta lifestyle while it lasts. Oh, and funny how the scrapbooks were the the only thing damaged in the fire. We’re onto you.

 

[Beakmouth]

Cue the vasectomy reversal for another cash avenue. Probs will cancel the wedding because what says love more than another baby for the gram.

Focus on the kids you have now, Jessiiikkaaaa you absolute bogan, failure of a mother. I am also triggered by pregnancy announcements - been TTC for 3 fucking years to give my 4 year old daughter a sibling. I’d give anything to have 3 children - appreciate and am so grateful for the one child I do have.

#novasectomyremoval

 

[CEOManagingDirectorAuthor]

Bloom Store

 

[lionness101]

Does anyone know the story of when Jessiika created a Brisbane friendship group through the radio station B105? Prior to having Levi, she called up the radio because she had had a miscarriage and realised she didn’t have any friends to talk to through a difficult time. Well called the radio station and a group was formed of 20-30 women to socialise and build some sort of friendship.
1. Jessiika severely bullied a girl in the group and forcibly removed her from the group by bitching, creating false rumours and not inviting the girl to the groups events.
2. She was absolutely horrible and the group basically fizzled out due to her targeting women and maliciously bullying them to the point that they felt so uncomfortable to continue any further friendships in the group.

I know a lot more but that’s one of the main points that basically summarises who she is.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Just imagine being the staff or coordinator at these places and Jess mentioning they’re already married and it was only 6 years ago. Like how stupid can you be to throw money at a wedding not that long after the first just because you want photos for the Gram.

“It’s our second wedding”
“Oh lovely, what a beautiful way to celebrate your blended family…”
“No, I mean OUR second wedding, to each other”
“A vow renewal to celebrate your ten year anniversary?”
“It’s vowel. And no, a full wedding re-do because we’ve been married a whole six years”
“…okay…”

 

[SmallDickEnergy]

New thread:

Jessiika Wilson #4: no one wants to look after my kids, selling my dirty clothes to the highest bid

 

[CEOManagingDirectorAuthor]

“Don’t be fooled by the rocks that I got, I’m still, I’m still Jessii from the block…. Used to have some scrapbooks but my shed burnt down, no matter where I go I know where I came from”

 

[MsTxx]

So kids get “light” birthday presents. But Jess gets Gucci for Mothers Day… no words.

 

[seozi]

My first thought was this is an insurance job to cover the costs of the scrap books she was never going to sell

 

[CEOManagingDirectorAuthor]

Skin needling > taking the kids somewhere fun
Second wedding > finishing home renovations
Promoting other businesses > promoting own business
Expensive artwork > replacing ugly blue carpet
Weekly blow dry > kids swimming lessons
Je$$iika’$ needs > everything else

 

[Twocent]

I like it how she says who ever looks after her kids needs to be capable. Why?? You aren't and they're your bloody kids!

 

[sweetiedarlingdarlingswee]

Scuffing around Westfield North Lakes in Gucci slides desperately hoping you don't run into any friends that your husband wants to bang, wow that's like such a vibe babe

 

[dontmesswithmycandles]

Does anyone know the story of when Jessiika created a Brisbane friendship group through the radio station B105? Prior to having Levi, she called up the radio because she had had a miscarriage and realised she didn’t have any friends to talk to through a difficult time. Well called the radio station and a group was formed of 20-30 women to socialise and build some sort of friendship.
1. Jessiika severely bullied a girl in the group and forcibly removed her from the group by bitching, creating false rumours and not inviting the girl to the groups events.
2. She was absolutely horrible and the group basically fizzled out due to her targeting women and maliciously bullying them to the point that they felt so uncomfortable to continue any further friendships in the group.

I know a lot more but that’s one of the main points that basically summarises who she is.

no but obviously you need to tell us everything

 

[emmygluewho]

This dumbass going on about her house getting deep cleaned by a cleaner because she never does it then literally the next story follows it with an #ad for that eco brand of house cleaners that she clearly that doesn't use!

You can't make this shit up.

And of course her talking about how horny she is watching TV yet again.

 

[Bobley_the_1st]

Wish I had a spare 5-6 hours to sit on the couch and ignore everyone to watch tv! The laziness on this moron is next level!

Ignore all adult responsibilities and you too can find an extra 5 to 6 hours a day. Just burn down your work place for insurance purposes....

 

[omgpleasestop]

Absolutely beautifully articulated! I’ve got 2 adult children and firmly believe I get out now, from what I put in when they were little.
Was it easy? No.
Was it rewarding? Yes.
Amazing relationships with both my kids now and even though I raised them on my own 24/7 from when they were little, I wouldn’t change a thing.

It’s not always peaches cream, but they really are only little for such a short time - focus on your kids, give them your all and sure, from time to time do something for yourself. Not this constant need for fast fixes and indulgence because you put Vegemite on their toast in the morning.

I think Jess forgets she’s raising a human being and thinks she’s just living with a child and her responsibilities as a parent are a reflection of her own upbringing. Being raised without knowing who your father was and her mum’s coming out would be hard on a child. We can fluff it up all we like and say kids are resilient but you can tell she has built a life from seeking validation from others. It’s easier for her to get caught up in the parts that serve her creativity rather than face reality.

I wonder how she will cope in years to come when their children no longer serve a purpose for her and she’s older herself and her children start to pull away. She will likely be a mother-in-law herself one day.

She can’t turn back time. She can’t re-do their childhood like she does a room redecoration, or a vow renewal.

 

[ohmybortch]

Levi won’t know himself? He probably doesn’t know you either Jess.

 

[emmygluewho]

I'm just confused what part of her life anyone would be jealous of!?

I get bed sores just watching her do sweet fuck all day in day out.

 

[Shazza Snarki]

This rant has made my day.
What this bish doesn't understand is, we don't care if they get married again. I think we are all in agreeance that it's ridiculous, but you do you Jessi.
What we care about is that you kick up about the cost of swimming lessons, or the possiblity of having to purchase a new school shirt for your son, but don't seem to have an issue with spending money on yourself.
The fact you don't see the disconnect about the things you say is bizarre to us.