Jay Slater Teen Missing In Tenerife #4

[Redgirl81]

Someone’s just posted this from the live cam thinking it was suss….

It’s the street light

 

[Redgirl81]

Who is coming home first??

I’m going to hell

 

[HeyYo123]

Short staffed

 

[Live_Forever]

 

[Redgirl81]

 

[blueyfan3684]

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

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I mean I suppose if anyone gets through the staff it’s terrorist groups .

 

[GlitterFluff]

We had the usual 'how was your weekend? Get up to much?' chats at work this morning.

My response: 'Good! Mostly spent it relaxing in the garden'.

Translation: 'I was glued to Tattle for the entirety learning that Jay Slater may or may not be attached to a cactus, chased by badger sharks, caught up in a Moroccan cartel and probably resembling a dehydrated lemon slice.'

 

[peteburnsreincarnated]

 

[EffingDust]

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It’s true I was on hold for 4 hours last time I tried to order a jihad x

 

[Snoopylou]

Elton is currently rehashing his tribute to Marilyn/Princess Di..."And it seems to me you lived your life with a cactus round your shin
Never knowing who to cling to when the Ket set in"

 

[gigilouxx]

Guys what have we learned from this shit show

Don’t take ketamine in a hot country

 

[biglittlecat]

guys just seen this... Feeling soo guilty. I walked past Jay a couple times Friday and just waved each time. Didn't think to tell him he was missing! What am I like!

 

[Dinnerbag]

Has anyone asked sue radford if she’s done a headcount? She might have an extra grifting lad sat upstairs playing Xbox

 

[Justherefortittle]

Had to copy this across from the end of the old thread

Pure genius @Caw1982

 

[Bluenose70💙]

This is my favourite up to now .

 

[lilyannrose]

I'm sick of Jay's family/friends having a go at the Spanish police for not speaking English. How mortifyingly ignorant (and at least somewhat racist) an attitude especially when they are being helped so much.

 

[lilykestrel]

Yeah bit odd that the international manhunt by a military superpower for a war criminal/deposed dictator isn't quite the same

 

[blueyfan3684]

 

[LittleMissOnions]

Anybody else think the Manchester Airport power outage is a desperate plot by the Tenerife authorities to stop any more thick Lancashire people flying out there?