Not to go in mountains incase you are eaten by a shark
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It's a bit weird that her son goes missing and the first thought is how much is it going to cost to bring his possibly deceased body home...10...no 30,000
This. It starts when you arrive at Heathrow at sparrow fart and find a group of people hotfooting it to Wetherspoon's to get pissed before they get on the flight, and just goes on from there. Brits Abroad are mortifying.
Why are people making up fake accounts and doing tit like this
they definitely have nothing else to be at 
I thinks it’s definitely a recovery that than a rescue now. It’s highly unlikely he had the skills to survive if injured
It’s embarrassing. Everyone makes mistakes or can be a bit by lazy on social media but these people or a whole other level.
and if you are being chased by a shark dont hide behind a cactus incase you get stuck to it.
Just saw the Katie Hopkins TikTok saying has some one tried shouting Dominoes over the mountains of Tenerife 
When we went to Egypt we were stuck in the queue for buying your visa behind a couple where the woman was getting IRATE that THESE EGYPTIANS make you PAY to enter THIS COUNTRY and "England wouldn't do this" and my husband gave me a "don't you bleeping dare pipe up" look
Heyyyy what have I done??
How long will it be before one of our Social Poirots goes missing / gets lost as well…sorry if it’s been linked already - new to this thread but this tiktok just popped up on my fyp and the comment section cracked me up
Nothing says holidays like an airport spoons at 5am
We had the usual 'how was your weekend? Get up to much?' chats at work this morning.
My response: 'Good! Mostly spent it relaxing in the garden'.
Translation: 'I was glued to Tattle for the entirety learning that Jay Slater may or may not be attached to a cactus, chased by badger sharks, caught up in a Moroccan cartel and probably resembling a dehydrated lemon slice.'
My response: 'Good! Mostly spent it relaxing in the garden'.
Translation: 'I was glued to Tattle for the entirety learning that Jay Slater may or may not be attached to a cactus, chased by badger sharks, caught up in a Moroccan cartel and probably resembling a dehydrated lemon slice.'
It’s ok. He has a fishing rod for the lava pool.
Stop buying shite aff the tiktok shop rollyBought something online this morning and it came up cartel I think they are on to us lads
That I have seen enough Jay Cartwright memes to last a lifetime but I’m still here for them…
That if I need £30k quickly I need to tell my husband to go hide under a cactus for a week x
Why would you doubt our Jay?
Not to go into a volcano if you’re thirsty
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