lexiloo
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why is everything "little" in her life? she's mahoosive, is it like being Gulliver and seeing everything around you as tiny?
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Emperortooco
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I,ve put the last remaining ones in my basket just to be awkward, then when she puts more on the website will empty my basketHope you get something better then I didI really got worse case
Disneylover
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She defo needs to get back to Tesco, I doubt they want her back though, if she’s this slow packing a small fucking parcel, imagine her picking someones shopping. At least she got some steps in when she was there, she literally sits on her arse all day now, now wonder she’s piled it on. As for the sandwich, fucking hell, the cheek of her. My hubby would tell me to fuck off if I moaned at him for buying a sandwich ffs, she’s a controlling bitch. No wonder Mrs G detested her, I’d be gutted if my son married a Jane
lexiloo
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bananasplit88
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English would be a start.Jeez the bean said he wished he’d payed more attention to languages when he was at school
doctordoctor
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She really is…but to be honest, she really just wants it to be her and daft boy I think. He doesn’t push her to do anything, he does everything he’s told, they’re both fat so she’s comfortable with him in a sort of ‘well I’m fat but so are you!!’ kind of way. She’s practically becoming housebound, if she’d friends they’d want to go out for a drink, lunch, dinner, weekends away maybe and she is so embarrassed by her size, the fact she wears her husbands clothes, you never, ever see her nicely dressed (barely even clean!) I think trying on clothes would be soul destroying for her! I honestly think it suits her to play with her craft set, not work, slob around the flat and gorge on food and have that big wet lettuce to fawn over her calling her ‘beautiful’ and ‘amazing’ (albeit she writes it herself)
wellwellwellitsanotherad
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Cannot stop laughing my head off right now, I was on Etsy getting a gift for someone and this came up as an ad.... probably the funniest jumper I've seen in ages.
Now Adele...(from TikTok) can send the PERFECT GIFT to the Gobby Gammon Whale for her 30th 50th birthday... I hope Adele remembers she is gonna need 3XL
Now Adele...(from TikTok) can send the PERFECT GIFT to the Gobby Gammon Whale for her
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doctordoctor
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All that money spent on decorating the flat…all for him and her to sit there like a pair of bookends looking at it because, unless her family come, they have no friends to invite…
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ChubClubThug
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She's a thick lump. Doesn't she understand that by charging LESS postage and charging an average price to cover every single order big or small, will see her sell far more and make so much more money?!
I have emptied a £200 clothing order out of my basket if the postage is too high or not free
No fookin way would I pay £3.99 for something less than poundshop quality! She's mental and deluded
I have emptied a £200 clothing order out of my basket if the postage is too high or not free
No fookin way would I pay £3.99 for something less than poundshop quality! She's mental and deluded
Sweatybetty
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She makes shower gel and he got her some shower gel 🫣 you couldn’t make it up these two are crazy 
Sarahsauce
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I was just catching up and had looked at the air bnb that was linked and look who’s left a review.
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Sweatybetty
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Looks like she’s due her roots doing lol
Omg
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lexiloo
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New thread time and it's the big 5-0 already, happy 50th Jane the pain. What a blast the last one was, some hysterical title suggestions but the one with most likes was this gem from @Motherofpigs well done! Keep them coming at the end of the next thread guys as there was some total howlers
Let's see what birthday fortnight bingefest brings and hope they get out in Bertie to keep us in tattle giggles, bets on for how long it takes for the port potty to be pancaked, tattle on.......
Let's see what birthday fortnight bingefest brings and hope they get out in Bertie to keep us in tattle giggles, bets on for how long it takes for the port potty to be pancaked, tattle on.......
bananasplit88
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I have never seen anyone age as quickly and badly as Charlie Bean-Brain. He looks absolutely dreadful. What’s the opposite of a glow up? A glow down? That’s him for sure.
Itsmethatlikesamoan
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I’ve said it before she has PCOS without a doubt… she has all the traits of having it … she also undoubtedly has sleep apnea too hence the extreme dark circles under her eyes she’s a walking health risk only she is obviously too stupid to do anything about it … I use to worry myself sick when I was that size and tried everything under the sun to lose weight and didn’t stop trying until I eventually got the help I needed ( for an eating disorder ) and went on to have WLS… My husband loved me too throughout all the gains and losses but I didn’t use him as an excuse ( ie he loves me fat ) to stop me doing everything I could to get better and get healthy I’ve done all sorts of damage to myself from the years of being overweight including a heart issue and joint problems… And yes they definitely won’t even consider her for IVF until she has she’d at the very least 6 stone.That's a lie she deffo wanted kids. I think she says that as a defence as to why she's not had any. She's probably been told to lose weight for IVF but she can't do it. There's deffo more to that than what she let's on sadly
She had another boyfriend??.
Emperortooco
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Chin’s has got a wide on as she has hit 3000 orders, I would love to hit her in her fat face 3000 times !
Sweatybetty
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Helllllllllllllllllllllllooooooo