Jane Gammons #50 Berty the van and Polly the potty, flat is a dump and she’s still grotty

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New thread time and it's the big 5-0 already, happy 50th Jane the pain. What a blast the last one was, some hysterical title suggestions but the one with most likes was this gem from @Motherofpigs well done! Keep them coming at the end of the next thread guys as there was some total howlers 😂

Let's see what birthday fortnight bingefest brings and hope they get out in Bertie to keep us in tattle giggles, bets on for how long it takes for the port potty to be pancaked, tattle on.......
 
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Good title! 😂 Cannot wait to see what the birthday binge looks like…wonder if she’ll get a shrine like daft boy’s! I honestly Charlie had shuffled off this mortal coil! Definitely can’t wait to see how the campervan makeover ends up! Can you imagine! They'll need to take turns about to be in it! It’ll be the size of a swan vestas box by the time it’s finished!
 
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Good title! 😂 Cannot wait to see what the birthday binge looks like…wonder if she’ll get a shrine like daft boy’s! I honestly Charlie had shuffled off this mortal coil! Definitely can’t wait to see how the campervan makeover ends up! Can you imagine! They'll need to take turns about to be in it! It’ll be the size of a swan vestas box by the time it’s finished!
It'll be like My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding ,Gammon Style 😂
 
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New thread time and it's the big 5-0 already, happy 50th Jane the pain. What a blast the last one was, some hysterical title suggestions but the one with most likes was this gem from @Motherofpigs well done! Keep them coming at the end of the next thread guys as there was some total howlers 😂

Let's see what birthday fortnight bingefest brings and hope they get out in Bertie to keep us in tattle giggles, bets on for how long it takes for the port potty to be pancaked, tattle on.......
YAY FINALLY I WON A THREAD TITLE 😍😍 thanks guyzzzzzzzz 😉
 
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Cannot stop laughing my head off right now, I was on Etsy getting a gift for someone and this came up as an ad.... probably the funniest jumper I've seen in ages.


Now Adele...(from TikTok) can send the PERFECT GIFT to the Gobby Gammon Whale for her 30th 50th birthday... I hope Adele remembers she is gonna need 3XL
 

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Had her toe nails painted as she can’t reach

had pasta and has gas

She’s struggling to keep some scents in stock 😂

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Don’t take advice from her she said 😂
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Who done the brows?? Mr Magoo
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No room for babies in their little life she said, they wouldn’t cope 😂
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She’s talking about people she dated in the past when she thinks back she cringed , I’m sure they’ll be thinking the same 😂
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50,000 likes she looking for
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Don’t take advice from her she said 😂View attachment 1660221View attachment 1660222View attachment 1660225

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Away and don’t talk pish, Chins! You aint dated anyone except Bean!!
 
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Had her toe nails painted as she can’t reach

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WTF … honestly she should be bloody ashamed of herself I’m in my 60’s and admittedly it’s getting harder as I’ve got arthritis in one knee but I still paint my own bloody toe nails… she needs to take a really hard look at herself because she’s getting older and the excessive weight causes more damage the older you get.
 
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She's so unfortunate looking, as my dear departed nana used to say "everyone has the right to be ugly but some abuse the privilege"
 
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She’s hoping for a puppy or a ninja
neither of which they can afford lol.

thought they weren’t allowed dogs in her flat? Isn’t that why they had to give away Charlie’s Mum’s dog….oh wait she talks absolute bollocks. Just didn’t want something in the house that Charlie would give more attention to and that would prefer Charlie to her. At least with her own dog she can make it love her the most, or so she thinks. Jane always has to be the centre of the universe so she would deffo want the dog to be ‘her’ dog and not Bean’s. I just feel sorry for the poor little thing, it will be fat as duck and won’t be walked.
 
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neither of which they can afford lol.

thought they weren’t allowed dogs in her flat? Isn’t that why they had to give away Charlie’s Mum’s dog….oh wait she talks absolute bollocks. Just didn’t want something in the house that Charlie would give more attention to and that would prefer Charlie to her. At least with her own dog she can make it love her the most, or so she thinks. Jane always has to be the centre of the universe so she would deffo want the dog to be ‘her’ dog and not Bean’s. I just feel sorry for the poor little thing, it will be fat as duck and won’t be walked.
Yeah she’ll definitely train it to hate the beanbag 😂

They’ve gone off for a fried egg sandwich with brown sauce.
 
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I still lurk here occasionally, usually with my jaw dropped at the screenshots. My very first post about chins likened her to Amberlynn Reid. How prophetic was that. Amber in five years of 'dieting'.
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Do something chins or this is your future. 50 threads... She's learnt nothing.
 
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If she can’t paint her toenails, she can’t cut them or wash them either…another nice job for daft boy!
 
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Imagine being nearly 30 and having to tit in a porta potty in a pimped out transit van. Totes boss babes 😆 🤣 can just picture her riding upfront 🤣
 
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