Ooohhh he’s got a gig in the Summer. It’s not quite Glasto but it’s a job for a few hours and resembles my village summer fete
‘Unforgettable music experience’Ooohhh he’s got a gig in the Summer. It’s not quite Glasto but it’s a job for a few hours and resembles my village summer fete
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Headliner act at the village feteOoohhh he’s got a gig in the Summer. It’s not quite Glasto but it’s a job for a few hours and resembles my village summer fete
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Not tonight My Matthew…. I’m tooo busy watching emmerdale and writing notes,..to read out to total strangers.. maybe after Eastenders !!I bet £1,000 he's actually staying in Saarfend.
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"Not tonight Matthew, I've got one of my heads".
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Not too far away from me at allOoohhh he’s got a gig in the Summer. It’s not quite Glasto but it’s a job for a few hours and resembles my village summer fete
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Exactly this. He’s been singing as well recently and now he’s got a huge gig in a fieldI think whoever has called masterchef is right yano. We always say on here fakey forever changes his narrative to gain more likes on the gram and I'm pretty sure when the beard went away before he was training for that sham of a fight, he threw together this really shit meal and was joking about how he couldn't cook.
Sophie documents doing the majority of theshitcooking in their house but then come christmas day and chef fakey is cooking the christmas dinner.
There is always a hidden motive behind everything this manchild posts.
Please don’t give him any ideasThat's the only gig this cunt will headlinehonestly can't wait to see if he's on Celeb Masterchef comedy gold coming up if he is, do you think he'll do some dancing on there
But I thought he was an ‘actor’ and ‘TV Presenter’ nowOoohhh he’s got a gig in the Summer. It’s not quite Glasto but it’s a job for a few hours and resembles my village summer fete
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Fucking hell, what's the rest like if he's headlining ....have they dug up Mrs Mills and the singing postman ...Ooohhh he’s got a gig in the Summer. It’s not quite Glasto but it’s a job for a few hours and resembles my village summer fete
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It amazes me considering the amount of half truths in his insta bio, that ‘singer’ isn’t included in itBut I thought he was an ‘actor’ and ‘TV Presenter’ nowTragic really but Tattle gold obviously it won’t be televised but some of our Fakeys might go and get some footage of him in the wild with his guitar and lyric stand ‘rocking’ the main stage at Bedlington Rock on Fakey you’re pathetic!
I'd set the cunt on fire, as well as the baldy slug. Can't stand him either.If he gets on Master Chef he'll try and be centre of attention and be funny but he has no banter and comes across as a year 8 trying to be class clown.
He's so unlikeable. Imagine finding out you've got to share a kitchen with him. Fuck that. I'd rather be unemployed.
Have they heard him singOoohhh he’s got a gig in the Summer. It’s not quite Glasto but it’s a job for a few hours and resembles my village summer fete
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Bet Taylor Swift wishes she was that popular......X factor stage to Bedlington Village fete, rock & roll bro, rock & roll
He’ll have backing tracks and Polly will be lying on the floor on the stage looking up at himBut I thought he was an ‘actor’ and ‘TV Presenter’ nowTragic really but Tattle gold obviously it won’t be televised but some of our Fakeys might go and get some footage of him in the wild with his guitar and lyric stand ‘rocking’ the main stage at Bedlington Rock on Fakey you’re pathetic!
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