Fakey walking like John Wayne this morning.
Never mind, back home to the fam.
You'll feel better then .
Never mind, back home to the fam.
You'll feel better then .
Jake Quickenden #95 A backstage smooch may be Fakey's big outing! Cue more of Flapz's lip-blushed pouting
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I always think this when he's smirking to the camera, its purely for usLooks like Tattle is still pulling the strings! Thanks for explaining to Tattle what “work” you are doing from now until Sunday! God love him having to drive and then prance around doing a crappy play in the evening for about 15 minutes! Such a little trooper is Soldier SimonThis proves he is still Tattles Puppet
Sad bastard!
he reminds me of my 8 year old niece when she's smirking while trying to wind my daughter up . The bit I can't understand is the lengths he goes to to moan about missing his son... he will happily drive 5 hours to be on TV for 2 minutes but won't make the drive to spend some quality time with the child he claims to miss so much
The first 5 years are definitely my favourite when raising children and he's actually very fortunate that he only has to work a couple of hours per day but it frustrates me that he doesn't make the most of it because he's too selfish. I'm due back to work after maternity soon and honestly I'm breaking my heart that someone else is going to be looking after my children to enable me to work and put food on our table while these influencers don't even appreciate how lucky they are to spend all this extra time with their children.
Probably a covert shout-out to whatever twink he and Chris Hughes found on Grindr to join them for fun and games in the Holiday Inn. Not even joking.
The fact he’s on his stories today proves he wasn’t there yesterday because he would have been showing everyone. So that’s 2 mornings so far, so even if he’s ’working’ tomorrow still doesn’t make it a week of ‘presenting’.
London on Friday so I reckon it will be either him doing a comp or talking about DOI on morning TV or otherwise it’s his turn for his strategy meeting with OL because everyone else there seems to have had theirs by now
London on Friday so I reckon it will be either him doing a comp or talking about DOI on morning TV or otherwise it’s his turn for his strategy meeting with OL because everyone else there seems to have had theirs by now
Be careful Mick and watch your hole! 
What the duck kind of “work” is this? I can see some mountains so Mick is definitely getting it when Fakey decides to take a ‘detour’
Flaps akimbo is back
Can everyone please message her to let her know what links you want or if you want inspiration for birthday ideas
You need a good divorce lawyer Hun- that is all!
Can everyone please message her to let her know what links you want or if you want inspiration for birthday ideas
You need a good divorce lawyer Hun- that is all!
If she has time in her busy schedule will share her links later
Keep grindin' baby - Tell me you're controlled by Tattle without telling me you're controlled by Tattle.
He thinks he's one smart arse & that he's getting one upmanship over the mssgs & posters on here. Listen bro/boi/bruv whatever you're building up a really unsavoury profile all by yourself. We just document it on here. Don't get too smug as your Wiki is damning & not doing your career prospects any good. Your colossal ego shows you for the prick you are. We see when the smile doesn't reach your eyes, we hear the fake laugh, we're fully on board with how little respect or love you show Flaps and worst of all we witness how you fail your sonS in every way possible. Yeah keep grinding baby just keep grinding.
He thinks he's one smart arse & that he's getting one upmanship over the mssgs & posters on here. Listen bro/boi/bruv whatever you're building up a really unsavoury profile all by yourself. We just document it on here. Don't get too smug as your Wiki is damning & not doing your career prospects any good. Your colossal ego shows you for the prick you are. We see when the smile doesn't reach your eyes, we hear the fake laugh, we're fully on board with how little respect or love you show Flaps and worst of all we witness how you fail your sonS in every way possible. Yeah keep grinding baby just keep grinding.
It's piss poor isn't it JessicaWhat the duck kind of “work” is this? I can see some mountains so Mick is definitely getting it when Fakey decides to take a ‘detour’
he reads here and thinks I'll show those bastards, I've got tv work, yeah for like 2 minutes on wanky shows like Loose Hags or Lorraine and This Morning
nobody really watches that shite, except for Pensioners Sunday Brunch yadda yadda yadda all the bleeping same
, he's about as relevant as Benny Hill ffs
He needs to duck right off, he's never getting a proper TV gig, even crappy Hollyoaks only wanted him for a few episodes, they were surely taking the piss with his character name aswell, Woody Jesus fecking Christ
. From all I've read about TFM, he doesn't even appear until the end of act 1 so about an hour on stage. He never promotes it, unless it's a review saying how great HE is, bet Danny bleeping hates him, notice how he doesn't appear with the men who are in TFM on his stories, Neil Hirst used to but not anymore, they must have all realised he's an absolute prick.I wonder what the pay is like for this tour and the 2 minutes he gets on Lorraine etc, can't be that great can it, Bill Ward does photography stuff on Sunday and Monday to top his income up. He's paying for his own hotel this week and petrol driving to Wales then back to Brum won't be cheap. Only got 2 months until he's jobless, then he'll be posting gormless Leo allday everyday.
Flaps is alive, asking people what they want her to share. Absolutely bleeping nothing you big nosed, rubberlipped monstrosity
#No.96 Hello, I'd like to file for a divorce please ... My husband is a gay boi cock tease
The bleeping desperation of her. So she wants us to message her (ups her engagement) any links we want her to share (so she’s got the chance of getting commission). Why the duck does anyone need her to use Google for them cos that’s basically what she’s saying. As for birthday inspiration we’ve seen the tit presents they all buy/grift for each other, again why the duck would we want her recommendations 
. She really has got far too much time on her hands. I’m beyond embarrassed for her at this point
we’ve seen the tit presents they all buy/grift for each other, again why the duck would we want her recommendations . She really has got far too much time on her hands. I’m beyond embarrassed for her at this point Nobody wants you to share ANYTHING. NOTHING AT ALL. What exactly do you do all day apart from digital begging in your pathetic garden shed, failing your sons at every given opportunity and deluding yourself that you're in a 'happy and healthy marriage'..?
Now making a point out of waving your rings around again. You really are sad and pathetic.
Now making a point out of waving your rings around again. You really are sad and pathetic.
Excuse my eyebrows as if anyone is even looking at her thinking she’s got bushy eyebrowsHow about you go sort your poor son out and give your useless husband his matching ordersShe really needs to rethink where the hell she is going in life.Clearly her husband who pissed of on her birthday does not give a tit about her or the boys.He is all about his own ego and getting his ugly face on tv for two minutes.
How about you go sort your poor son out and give your useless husband his matching ordersShe really needs to rethink where the hell she is going in life.Clearly her husband who pissed of on her birthday does not give a tit about her or the boys.He is all about his own ego and getting his ugly face on tv for two minutes.Just as obsessed with Tattle as her gayarse husband! Tell us you’re obsessed with Tattle without telling us you’re obsessed with Tattle FFS! Her eyebrows are ‘CRAZY’Nobody wants you to share ANYTHING. NOTHING AT ALL. What exactly do you do all day apart from digital begging in your pathetic garden shed, failing your sons at every given opportunity and deluding yourself that you're in a 'happy and healthy marriage'..?
Now making a point out of waving your rings around again. You really are sad and pathetic.
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I am telling you its Brokeback Mountain!What the duck kind of “work” is this? I can see some mountains so Mick is definitely getting it when Fakey decides to take a ‘detour’
Right she’ll say she’s had loads of requests and she’ll be sharing aff links on skincare, make up, clothes/shoes, jewellery, household items and all the other normal crap she’s already got lined up.
" keep on grinding..."
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