He posted that purely for the type of cringe comments heβs got underneath his enabler has of course piped up with how amazing he is well why doesnβt one of you send it to Simon Cowell see what he has to say? 
Jake Quickenden #92 The 80's toreador & swinging coke jaw. So stuck in the closet he can't find the door
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Flapz: "Oh God, don't get me in Christ".
RatBoy: "Everyone would have thought it was a ghost".
Flapz: "The Grudge". (New nickname there).
Isn't your house haunted apparently?
RatBoy: "Everyone would have thought it was a ghost".
Flapz: "The Grudge". (New nickname there).
Isn't your house haunted apparently?
I hope Zelda goes full Kim & Aggie "How Clean Is Your House" whilst they're away and films it all. I want to see her pulling out furniture and scrubbing filthy skirting boards, zooming in on the filth infested sofa, bleaching the mould-ridden powder drawer on the washing machine, finding rotted food under the bed. She wouldn't see it as shaming Jacob Golden Bollocks, she'd see it as a pop at Sophie because she probably thinks men shouldn't do any housework. Come on Zelda, you know you want to!
Christ, give it a bleeping rest. 
Get yourself off to Butlins and youβll see him 
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He comments like that for a pity partyBless Zelda she has to show her admiration for her namesakeFantastic is not a word I would describe that ungrateful pig headed prick.So cringe as she never comments under any of his posts
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His music is tit he canβt sing
Pathetic little man
Poor door Matt works hard comes home to beans on toast duck Zelda 
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Heβs asking for likes and comments, itβs so tragicHe comments like that for a pity party
His music is tit he canβt sing
Pathetic little man
There's always one!!Get yourself off to Butlins and youβll see him
They must be hard of hearing. Perhaps he'll try and do a 'One Night with Jake Quickenden'. Oh wait, he already tried that and failed spectacularly when nobody bought tickets. Then he changed the date to the next year and even then nobody gave a tit and it was pulled!
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Pass me the bucket.Bless Zelda she has to show her admiration for her namesake
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Sad little prick.Poor door Matt works hard comes home to beans on toast duck Zelda
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Heβs asking for likes and comments, itβs so tragic
Oh stop fishing Fakey just reply thanks mum and bore off.Bless Zelda she has to show her admiration for her namesake
Let's all get our violins out for poor Fakey & his self doubt
They soon ousted him stage right , and NEVER asked him back againHeβs only gone and posted him killing a song
What a bleep
Yeah , their house IS haunted..........Flapz: "Oh God, don't get me in Christ".
RatBoy: "Everyone would have thought it was a ghost".
Flapz: "The Grudge". (New nickname there).
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Isn't your house haunted apparently?
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By the cold ghost of his washed-up ' career'
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