He’s gay as duck how she stays with him I will never know it’s obviousGood grief, this made me nauseous hearing this.
"Right, back here getting the wrist sorted. Ready to take heads off in 2024 with the main man. Here he is".
"You've got more handsome over Christmas haven't you?"
WTF.
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Has he ever done any actual what presenters would call presenting?Remind me again, when did he last do any TV ‘presenting’
Why is he turning the jigsaw away from Gail and towards the camera....oh, I've actually answered my own question 
never mind helping Gail, it's all about the 'gram. Absolute fucktard.
never mind helping Gail, it's all about the 'gram. Absolute fucktard.Why is he turning the jigsaw away from Gail and towards the camera....oh, I've actually answered my own question
yeah ‘keep it straight’ (for the camera)I suppose that’s his life though isn’t it? ‘Keeping it straight’ for the gram? While living his little closeted dream offscreen
Tagging Misfits yet again! They must laugh at his desperation! As for the singing joining three words into one is just lazy and unprofessional and no really decent singer would dream of doing it as for changing the note to a high one yeah that’s not how you make a song your own you unoriginal bore he definitely thinks since TFM he is West End material he even started following Samantha Barks recently as for the puzzle yeah you did it for him tattlers are not stupid we see that editing
as for the puzzle yeah you did it for him tattlers are not stupid we see that editing
.....and it'll NEVER happen.They both disgust me. He needs help. They're both utter cunts.
Lazy good for nothing cunts.
Good grief, his singing is absolutely terrible, my ears are bleeding
Wouldn't fancy changing Gail's nappy after that bleeping curry for tea
Fakey couldn't make it any more obvious he reads here, Gail is clever doing a jigsaw you say, erm I don't think so beaky, he put some pieces in the wrong place, and I'm sure that you did most of it 🫠🫠🫠 calling him clever booooooy, doesn't make him so. Get him to the doctors pronto.
Wouldn't fancy changing Gail's nappy after that bleeping curry for tea
Fakey couldn't make it any more obvious he reads here, Gail is clever doing a jigsaw you say, erm I don't think so beaky, he put some pieces in the wrong place, and I'm sure that you did most of it 🫠🫠🫠 calling him clever booooooy, doesn't make him so. Get him to the doctors pronto.
The ludicrous cow only married him for lazy enablement and scrounged freebies. There's no love between them.
They've launched a kid for engagement & online likes & can't even look after him correctly.
The head movements he makes when he sings looks like my dog when they’re about to throw up
‘For everybody asking where my necklace is from…’ I call bingo that will be next for Flaps
Has he got nothing lined up for after fm so trying to line himself a singing gig 
or he is Still trying to hint about the masked singer ?
Honestly his voice has got worse, it was never brilliant but soundes just nasaly now.
So we've seen the wooden food and now the paw patrol puzzle is that all maris got for Christmas there's been no sign if toys in that house in the back ground but I guess they have bots to buy! We have more toys in our house for our granddaughter our house is safer and she doesn't live here,or walk yet
I know kl has her faults but you can tell Kate spends time with now and takes her walks and you know know let's her walk
Not just carry im everywhere.
That child is failed on so many levels
or he is Still trying to hint about the masked singer ?Honestly his voice has got worse, it was never brilliant but soundes just nasaly now.
So we've seen the wooden food and now the paw patrol puzzle is that all maris got for Christmas there's been no sign if toys in that house in the back ground but I guess they have bots to buy! We have more toys in our house for our granddaughter our house is safer and she doesn't live here,or walk yet
I know kl has her faults but you can tell Kate spends time with now and takes her walks and you know know let's her walk
Not just carry im everywhere.
That child is failed on so many levels
No wonder Spud went through a phase before Christmas of twatting him.
Also I’m remembering my manners hope you’ve all had the best start to 2024 and it’s a truly amazing year for you all much love beloved Fakeys
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he didn't seem to be able to say any consenantsThey both disgust me. He needs help. They're both utter cunts.
He did this last year when the Masked Singer was on. He’s definitely hinting at something or trying to get noticed for some sort of singing gig. Yep good luck with thatHas he got nothing lined up for after fm so trying to line himself a singing gig
Honestly his voice has got worse, it was never brilliant but soundes just nasaly now.
So we've seen the wooden food and now the paw patrol puzzle is that all maris got for Christmas there's been no sign if toys in that house in the back ground but I guess they have bots to buy! We have more toys in our house for our granddaughter our house is safer and she doesn't live here,or walk yet
I know kl has her faults but you can tell Kate spends time with now and takes her walks and you know know let's her walk
Not just carry im everywhere.
That child is failed on so many levels
He needs to accept dressing up as Baby Dino at Butlins is now as high as his ‘singing’ career will ever get.Still need to watch that. Waiting for hubby and daughter to be out the wayZelda recommending Saltburn to her followers!
ooh is it x rated? I think it’s on prime and I don’t have that, shameStill need to watch that. Waiting for hubby and daughter to be out the way
Do they never dry Maris hair before he goes to bed always wet hair on his dry pjs
Just don’t watch with any children present or prudish folks that’s all I’ll say.ooh is it x rated? I think it’s on prime and I don’t have that, shame
That guy is braver than I would be. No way would I touch Fakey without double gloves!Good grief, this made me nauseous hearing this.
"Right, back here getting the wrist sorted. Ready to take heads off in 2024 with the main man. Here he is".
"You've got more handsome over Christmas haven't you?"
WTF.
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I’m guessing he pays private for this for his “injury” ?
Leo looks interested as duck in his curry! I can see that going on those cream chairs!
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