Jake Quickenden #90 Fakey's sad life, pizza-faced wife, potato for a son and a bigot for a mum.
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So he’s sat in a cafe and wine bar, in Lytham, sweating his knackers off after running 9 miles… delightful!
I know
She did tag and link the company that gifted the tree but failed to mention it was a freebie. He didn’t even do that. Then look at the hotels he’s obviously been gifted so far on this tour but again not once has he declared it. I suppose by mentioning the places that’s all the promotion they need. Don’t understand it myself. I’m not going anywhere or buying anything from a company who gifts to influencers
Mental breakdown for fakey this ChristmasWait until he sees this
What in the name of ‘Cover Girl’ is going on here?
He can’t afford any procedures, no matter how cheap. It’s only FaceTune. His pouting makes me sick!
Where is the obligatory photo of Maris shovelling today?
It’s still only early
plus he got dreadful engagement on that reel he posted of him yesterday so he’s probably thinking of other ways to use him instead 
UTTER head ALERT...
Sharing Maris eating his crisps again. And hid the likes on his new post.
Sharing again to try and up the engagement on it
might as well hide the likes on that one as well, for the good sharing it will do. Not even 3,000 likes - embarrassing On another note anyone think he realises what an absolute tool he was for getting that tattoo done? Seems to hide it at every given opportunity.
Bet he was eitherSharing again to try and up the engagement on it
On another note anyone think he realises what an absolute tool he was for getting that tattoo done? Seems to hide it at every given opportunity.
or 
off his tits when he got it done Wanker
God what an attention-seeking prick. He needs a psychiatric assessment.
God he's SO bleeping BORING.
Hope people tell him to duck off tomorrow. If I greeted someone on my daily dog walk and they asked for a selfie I'd assume they were a weirdo and tell them to get bent.
Hope people tell him to duck off tomorrow. If I greeted someone on my daily dog walk and they asked for a selfie I'd assume they were a weirdo and tell them to get bent.
I bet he stunk when he went in for that breakfast. I wouldn't have let him in.
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Flapz has taken Gail to Colchester Zoo. They must have an annual pass.
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Flapz has taken Gail to Colchester Zoo. They must have an annual pass.
It's not normal behaviour.So he is going to take a pic of all the people that say hello to him.....WTF is the matter with him....sad individual
I think Fakey is posting little 'Easter eggs' for us Tattlers. He knows damn well Chazza Dawson lives in Lytham. He reads on here & sees the jokes about the two of them meeting. Fakey we see you and through you. Don't ever try & outsmart us.
Jesus Christ, do they ever take him anywhere else
Fakey looking more and more like tit everyday, Spud not even getting him the likes now
Urgh, her put-on fake voice must take so much effort to keep up. I see she's not shown her lips since. Hopefully she had a massive reaction and they look like a baboon's hole.
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