I’m sure her voice is getting worse
Jake Quickenden #90 Fakey's sad life, pizza-faced wife, potato for a son and a bigot for a mum.
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Flaps and Spud are at the zoo more than some of the staff at this stageJesus Christ, do they ever take him anywhere else
We went to Colchester Zoo on the weekend for the Christmas light walk around the zoo and that was very good. Ironically no real animals were seen but loads of light versions. You can deffo get a year pass and the site is a million times bigger than it was when I was a kid.
Both Fake and Flapz just bark at Spud, they never actually listen to his responses. Sad really.
doubt they will go to the lights if they’ve got an annual pass. Bet they have to pay extra. Unless it they it #gifted
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find it odd that he shares pics of him from
The zoo when it’s obvious he’s not there with them. His engagement on his posts are pitiful. I used to ge more comments than that when I had 200 followers lol. Shows he’s got no real friends on there and none in real life.
Wow! I've been away on holiday for a week (fully paid for by myself not grifted obvs) and I cannot believe how many pages I have missed. You guys have been sooo busy! Thank the Lord for the fabulous Wiki! I have seen the wanker meme and the bots meme so many times as I skimmed through so I assume it's business as usual and nothing has changed with the Cuntendens! Did love the chin pic tho - WTAF was that??!???? . Guess we're all psyching ourselves up for the Christmas tit show once he finishes "work" standing on stage for an hour a day!
Thank the Lord for the fabulous Wiki! I have seen the wanker meme and the bots meme so many times as I skimmed through so I assume it's business as usual and nothing has changed with the Cuntendens! Did love the chin pic tho - WTAF was that??!???? . Guess we're all psyching ourselves up for the Christmas tit show once he finishes "
The zoo, what an original idea Flapps
Fakey and Gail. 
PANTO BOY has ZERO FRIENDS except Jaundice.
The only person who ever spends time with him on tour are the girls, who I suspect pity him - and PANTO BOY loves to shower himself in as much self pity as possible. Pity is the only thing that gets him engagement.
The only person who ever spends time with him on tour are the girls, who I suspect pity him - and PANTO BOY loves to shower himself in as much self pity as possible. Pity is the only thing that gets him engagement.
Lancs lass hereThe eagle eyed of Lancashire might spot that in the clip where he said ‘I’m running to Lytham’, he was running in the wrong direction
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I adore Zest get outta lytham fakey10 stories by 10amAwaiting the picture of his breakfast next
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Gobshite
Maris taking nothing in whatsoever. Oblivious to his surroundings.
What’s funny is all the cast post daily eating out together it’s obvious they don’t like Jake and avoid him . He’s always walking around alone what a sad little life all the backlash he has had over the years you would think he might have clicked and realised his behaviour puts people off being around him !! He’s to obsessed with himself to actually realise though that he’s so unlikeable ! God he’s awfull
Even the animals in the zoo get a shag Flapz. Bet that's the most action you've seen in a long time!
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Exactly! They are all touring round the country staying I'm different towns & hotels. Surely for those few months TFM tours there'd be quite a bonding between them all. He doesn't eat out or socialise with any of them. He has the odd poor girl he clings onto for his usual piss takes & put downs. I bet he was rubbing his greedy little hands together when the Secret Santa trolley arrived. And all he got was an envelope not even for him!
He can afford a taxi?Got a taxi cos he couldn't be arsed to run the 9 miles back....Lazy bastard lol
He has just reached a new level of desperation
They know what he is about it’s obvious from the start they don’t like him . The lads go out every night nearly and you never see Jake with them . Also the fact unles it’s FREE he won’t use money
he’s a joke pure shade that secret Santa
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